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Jobs/Vacancies / Data Analysts Needed by Crossbow(m): 8:18am On Mar 05
Goodday everyone,

Can I get data analysts on this forum who can mentor me and show me the ropes. Thanks
Family / Re: Help! My Marriage Is Giving Me Pain. by Crossbow(m): 1:46pm On Mar 04
blackpanthar:
I commend your courage sir, to remain with that woman, talk more of being faithful or patient is really a herculean task.
Now to the main matter...
YOU WERE ACTUALLY POOR....(Passing Over Opportunities Repeatedly) in your past but this year EVERYTHING WILL TURN UP FOR YOU.

Do not blame her sir, blame yourself for not understanding the COMMITMENT DEMANDS of marriage before jumping into it.
I wouldn't want to go deep into how this our generation has EXALTED MARRIAGE beyond limits.... it feels like singleness is a disease yet the truly married ones do not publicize the HEAVY WORK involved.
Before marrying, read books, go to conferences and ask questions... you will discover THERE IS NO HONEY WITHOUT MONEY.

Now let me give my 50cent solutions/ideas (asides what other great minds in this forum will offer)

1) Move out of that house... send her to stay with your parents for a while and then you can go manage with a friend. THEN SUBLET THE 3 BEDROOM(you will get enough money for a tank and more)

2) buy more drums

3) buy 25k POS and give her to start work........ so she will know how hard it is to make money and begin to appreciate you

4) learn how to drive, then offer UBER SERVICES to people who own cars... YOU WILL BE DRIVING FOR THEM AND PAYING THEM 25K OR 30K WEEKLY WHILE THE REST IS YOURS. (this is more better than the meagre salary you earn)


5) Learn how to use the computer well and learn skills like DATA ANOTATION, DATA ANALYSIS and I can help you with a REMOTE JOB.

6) LEARN WEB DESIGN and GRAPHICS and inform people of your skills by word of mouth and you will get jobs/contracts

7) GO TO GOOGLE and type cysed jobs you can apply if you are in the selected states and get a higher paying job with more recognition.


I hope this helps you bro... keep pushing... you will own houses one day. Stay Inspired.



My leader Sir, can you mentor me, I am not married but I am the first son.. This data annotation, is it something you can teach me or guide me?

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Romance / Re: 200,000 Naira Gifting For 20 Guys On Nairaland by Crossbow(m): 8:26pm On Feb 18
guobe:
200,000 naira have been sent to me by a good samaritan to distribute to 20 guys with the sum of 10,000 naira each.
The criteria for getting the money as instructed by the donor include the following,;
1.must be struggling
2.Has not insulted others while trying to make his points.
3.He is not an ethnic jingoist and sees every other person as a fellow citizen with whom he merely has a disagreement over how things should be done.
You can show interest and I will do a background check on you and if you are found worthy, you will be picked.
Thanks and may God bless us all .

Sir help me please. 10k can go a long way this period. I haven't insulted people while making my points here. God bless you Sir
Family / Re: Married Couples: How Do You Cope With Temptation To Cheat? by Crossbow(m): 9:41pm On Feb 01
Eunoiaa:
A woman's libido is something of an astronomical nature, and therefore cannot be 'tamed.' Women only get married to fulfil all righteousness, and just to, you know, satisfy the primordial urge of a man for a fulfilment found only in marriage.

So there's nothing like managing temptation for a married woman. This is a truth all men must accept to have a happier, healthier marital life. So the best you can do when you notice that your wife has started looking outside is to pick the young men she frolics with yourself. I mean, she's not doing it for the emotional benefits, she's doing it for the physical release which you alone can not supply.

So your best bet as a man is to help her pick men who are only interested in sex, too, not a man who will want to snatch her from you.

This is the secret of men of old to their long-lasting marriages, but somehow men of nowadays did not have it handed down to them, and now they have the redpill deceiving them that they should not accept a cheating woman. Hahahahahaha. See as a man, your honor is in celebrating a cheating wife, let me tell you. Don't allow bitter young men to mislead you in losing your marriage. Stay with a cheating wife, cherish her, have her needs met by different men, and you'll glow. To marry a promiscuous woman is to marry well.


So, anyway where was I? Yes. The sexual urges of a woman to mate with as much males as possible cannot be repressed. To get married to a woman who doesn't have this urge is a recipe for disaster. So your best bet as a man is helping her to select the playing fields that she plants her juices in.

Let me stop here for now. When I remember more green pills for managing cheating as a married man, I'll edit this comment and add them.

You are funny, which kind yeye reply be this cheesy cheesy
Politics / Re: Ganduje Woos Kano Governor To APC by Crossbow(m): 9:00am On Jan 26
Afospecialk:
Plan on the way to show the Agulu fraud star shege promax in 2027

Asiwaju ok the throne. Pandora Obituary shall be humiliated once again 🤣😁😁🤣

Are you alright?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lets Discus Payrolls In Nigeria. What Is Your Monthly Salary? by Crossbow(m): 6:53pm On Jan 12
newcommer:



Hi. Can I chat you on a dead thread?

Yes if you base in Benin City and you have a degree.. gettoclinton@gmail.com

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lets Discus Payrolls In Nigeria. What Is Your Monthly Salary? by Crossbow(m): 10:24am On Jan 11
kiss

Omo person dey see something for this country.. 15k, 20k for what exactly. Going through this thread just added to my depression.

If you are in Benin City, with Bsc. Or Diploma and you need a job, you can quote me. Pay is anywhere around 40 to 50k. At least that one dey manageable.

For those in Sokoto and Adamawa, abeg make una find una way out of that place.

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Business / Re: Do You Ever Feel Guilty Spending Lavishly Knowing Many Are Poor by Crossbow(m): 12:52pm On Jan 09
I am not in a comfortable place in life but with the little I make, I sometimes try to give myself a treat. Even the poor can afford what I do for myself on those days but I still feel guilty. My only consolation is that I am not in anyway the cause of their problem and I am in no way contributing to it. After all I came from it and I am still struggling through it.

Like stated above, many poor people hate the rich and even hold them to contempt. They somehow believe they are the cause of their misfortune. I was never in that league.

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Romance / Re: This Is Why You Must NEVER Be The Mr. Nice Or Good Guy by Crossbow(m): 8:46pm On Dec 31, 2023
Just be reasonably kind and empathetic to humans. Develop a 7th sense to know when you are being used and when a relationship is misaligned.

Normally women are smart with their categorization system, it doesn't mean you have to change to what you are not.

Simply find genuine friendships and relationships. Well cultured feminine women. Also, never chase, this is 2024, there's much to do with life.

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Politics / Re: Wike Gifts A Little Boy A Bundle Of Naira Notes In Port Harcourt (Video) by Crossbow(m): 8:37am On Dec 26, 2023
The Hitler of Obi-akpor
Well, If what he gave cannot be compared to the large petrol dollars he milks from Rivers every month. The parents too should save that money for house rent, the governor in proxy can decide to run his bulldozers anytime..
Properties / Re: 200 Houses To Go As Wike Orders Demolition Of Abuja Village For Presidential Plo by Crossbow(m): 10:13pm On Dec 21, 2023
The Hitler of Obiakpor undecided
Culture / Re: Hausa Speakers What Can I Do To Speak Fluently by Crossbow(m): 9:59am On Nov 12, 2023
IMEI:


Locate an area/settlement where Hausa people are based and spend sometime with them speaking and interacting with it

Anywhere Hausas congregate, they speak Hausa and with regular engagement between you, you'll brush up quickly

All the best


Thank you Sir.. I had this plan all these while but no time for socialization because of work. I need this knowledge for some future projects so I will carve out time during weekends. I am actively looking for friends online too

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Culture / Hausa Speakers What Can I Do To Speak Fluently by Crossbow(m): 10:50am On Nov 08, 2023
Hello everyone, so I just finished the FSI course on Hausa language and I am going through it a second time but when I tried listening to stories and interviews in Hausa, I feel I am miles away from comprehension and fluency.

Even with subtitles, I pick some short statements but sometimes I am completely lost on how the formation of Grammer works in these videos because it wasn't exactly what I was taught..

So I just want to know if there's anyone that have acquired Hausa language and what are the practical steps to help me achieve my goal. I base in the South and I study Hausa for at least an hour a day.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nottingham Forest Vs Arsenal (0 - 0) On 20th May 2023 by Crossbow(m): 8:34pm On May 20, 2023
lexy2014:


...and anal
grin grin
Which school you finish from abeg?
Education / Re: Is It Legal To Take Two Undergraduate Courses Simultaneously? by Crossbow(m): 10:03pm On May 08, 2023
turmacs:
Stop talks nonsense. Just open mouth like cow, wahhhh, dey talk rubbish. That means people overseas that are studying Two courses at the same time have two heads?

Don't just Google something and comment, take your time and do little research. There are departments where two related courses are joined and double degrees are given at completion. In this case, it's different.. please no more insults.
Culture / Re: French Language Learners.........get IN HERE! by Crossbow(m): 10:59am On May 05, 2023
etrange:


Hey there!

Sorry for the late reply. I saw your comment at night and took a mental note to reply the next day, and then I forgot.

Unfortunately, I don't have a group anymore as I don't actively teach French language at the moment. However, you can download HelloTalk and interact with thousands of French learners around the world who are actively searching for people to practice with. The app also brings you into contact with francophone people who are learning the English language (grouped in a different tab). It's more or less a social media app for language learners. You get to post your thoughts, ask questions, share images, join groups, make voice calls, have people correct you, use the built-in translator, correct other people using the built-in correction tool, etc. I recommend it for virtual immersion. It's a good app for anyone who doesn't have people to practice with.

Nevertheless, you can always post any specific question you might have here, and we'd be happy to help!

Honestly Sir, I am so happy for your input and your readiness to assist when I need help. I am yet to explore the app but I have seen reviews online and I will download it as you advised.

My journey so far has been thrilling, just Duolingo, YouTube videos and few books, I can say my language journey has begun to take an early shape. I really look forward to attaining fluency. So I can move to a language with more number of speakers like Spanish.

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Culture / Re: French Language Learners.........get IN HERE! by Crossbow(m): 12:23am On Apr 01, 2023
etrange:


Nice. The grammar is simpler than French. We don't have gender, mode and tense issues there. But the writing is tough and it's a tonal language (just like Igbo and Yoruba). This means one word could mean many things dependent on the tone.

Let me know if you ever create a thread for that in future. In the meantime, back to French! cheesy

Hello Sir.. I just jumped on this thread this year and I have been seeing the good work being done here. I would like to be part of any group outside here that is on language learning, especially French.. I have started off with French but I need a community to practice with.. Thank you Sir.
Family / Re: Learn French Online For Free by Crossbow(m): 3:46pm On Mar 30, 2023
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Culture / Re: Fluent Hausa Speakers Please Get In by Crossbow(m): 5:05pm On Mar 09, 2023
hopeforcharles:

I will teach you for a fee.

Thank you Sir. Kindly message me.

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Culture / Fluent Hausa Speakers Please Get In by Crossbow(m): 2:18pm On Mar 09, 2023
Good day house, please I am in dire need of a fluent hausa speaker. I am learning the language for a project, I sourced for and got a self-teaching manual. The beginning parts were easy but these last parts, e be like say na Japanese I dey study. grin
Health / Re: Something Is Eating My Daughters Hair: Photo by Crossbow(m): 11:27am On Feb 05, 2023
emoboy4u:
This happened to me as a guy last year. It's called Alopecia. I was on face cap everytime just to hide it.

What I did was to get the IGBO leaf from some smokers in my area, dried it, grinded it, mixed it with Damartol haircream. 3 months later my hair was back and no more face cap.

Please can this help pattern baldness and reclining hairline?
Autos / Mini Trucks Needed by Crossbow(m): 2:22am On Feb 22, 2022
I need mini trucks (Toks) for a client. The type commonly used by pure water factories for distribution.

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Pets / Re: My Dog Has Refused To Eat Because We Travelled by Crossbow(m): 1:06am On Mar 26, 2021
BabaIbo:
I would have advised you to starve the dog but it is not the dog's fault.

You can only starve the dog to reach him a lesson only if the dog's misbehaviour is due to its fault.

Anyway, don't give it food for few days, after that try serving it, meanwhile make sure it's under cage or chain.

That was the method I used for a spoilt Caucasian dog that we got from a friend as gift.

When you serve it, it will eat the fish or meat and leave the food, it poo anywhere, even inside its own plate.

The dog thought it was still in its former owner's house were it has workers employed to take care of it and other dogs in the compound.
After starving the dogs for days, it sense came back and it started behaving normal.


Modified: I didn't check the picture of your dog to know it is an Ekuke AKA Bingo or Lokili, madam leave that dog if hunger catch am e go chop.

Your story really saddens me because these are creatures that love us unconditionally. To what end should you starve a living thing? That is not even among the top 10 ways to teach obedience or submissiveness. Please learn to treat animals with respect even if you want to eat them.The same way God provides for you, provide for anyone or anything under your care or take the dog back to the owner. Chai
Autos / Re: **Sold**2008 Honda Civic In Ibadan @ 1.85m**Sold** by Crossbow(m): 11:19pm On Jan 27, 2021
Honda makes reliable but ugly cars..
Family / Re: My Wife Gave Me The Shock Of My Life. Help! by Crossbow(m): 11:21pm On Jan 16, 2021
adeadeyera:
Put yourself in her position.
Some female robbers storm your home and demand that you sleep with them or get killed.
Your answer to this poser will determine whether you're sensible or just plain dumb.
So, because she's married to you, she should die senselessly abi?

What is in this life sef that people hold so dearly?
Family / Re: How Many Children Would You Like To Have?? by Crossbow(m): 9:40pm On Jan 16, 2021
GetMeRight:


A Nigerian entertaining the possibility of not having any child! How's that even remotely possible? Even the decision by few not to have a wife is putting them under serious pressure, let alone the one not have a child. That's automatically being impotent in our society

My brother, as a Nigerian, people will talk and as a first son, my parents will be disappointed but there is little or nothing anyone can do to change my mind. I will leave the country sha, make them nor too disturb me. cheesy
Family / Re: Is It Right For A Lady To Live Alone? by Crossbow(m): 7:53am On Jan 16, 2021
virginprincess:


Modified: My counsin is not a prostitue, I might not entirely know the reason she wants to live alone, but i'm sure her num1 major reason is noise, she is a very calm person who loves being alone, but since they are much in the house she doesn't have such opportuity, pls she's not a hoe, my question is what are the dangers of living alone as a lady?.

At 22? If your cousin can foot her bills, let her leave them. Ladies younger than her have left the country for studies or other reasons. African parents want to control your whole life, what you study, your career, who you marry and even when you should start having kids. Is this not madness? Do people only gain control of their lives when they lose their parents? We seek validation too much in this part of the world. I like myself sha.

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Family / Re: How Many Children Would You Like To Have?? by Crossbow(m): 8:33pm On Jan 15, 2021
I haven't thought about it but I may prefer not to have any. People saying 6, una go chop them?
Celebrities / Re: D’banj Son Drives To Pick Up His Newly Born Sister With His Roll Royce by Crossbow(m): 1:50am On Jan 02, 2021
Nor be blogging/journalism? We die here cheesy
Family / Re: Father Cuts The Dreadlocks Of His Son, Tell Him To Go And Commit Suicide by Crossbow(m): 11:49am On Dec 28, 2020
Well what can I say, most of you grew up under such. parenting and see it as a norm. Some here even said no parent can hate the child, I don't want to disagree but things like this lead to everlasting psychological trauma.

I still bear a scar on my forehead and I carry it about like Cain.. I don't think that made me a better person.. I grew up depressed, timid and introverted.. He shouldn't have come back... He's 21.

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