₦airaland Forum

Sirmuel1:
I can handle temptations. Are you in Lagos, Abuja, PH or Enugu?

Dey go church make u leave her alone joor

Mekanus:
Mtcheew!! God and Devil can go fuc-k themselves, I don't give a shiit.

Big Chief na only you talk am oh

lilianofentse:
don't let the devil use you

Use him to do what?

what rubbish is this? what concerns evil spirit and self love now. stop trying to use the bible to justify your limited knowledge. Thats how i went to one church by mistake & the pastor was just spill poo saying when you over eat its a sin & when you deprive the man of God what he his owed, hell is waiting 4 you. i swear i no pay offering that day. What he his owed!! Professional beggers my ass gone are the days when you people would say JACK!!! nd we would obey. How Did This Poo even make FP.

nwanneni:
so ever sold it?
Because you've got so much details to be a side man.
Bros talk true
Look me I no care where money come from o,I no be hypocrite at all.
There is a saying that my friend use to say;
If you don hustle for money and e no dey come,my brother DRAG AM!!!
And I believe am die.as a matter of fact,na my religion

lets assume that while i was in Germany, i might or might nt have been a runner for a little while when things got hard abit. and i might or might nt know lots of guy who are currently runners. the pay is good. coke mixed with BS is very addictive so the market is always there. if you are a good runner with lots of client, you can make $10k monthly. i even have a female friend (a student) who does it in UK. uses it to sustain herself. but to make it big, you have to become a supplier, and sell to distributors. runners work for distributors.

nwanneni:
yeah sure it is. But dope money na something else o! Choi!!! Just 10 trips and I will come and marry Buhari's last daughter

High Risk High Rewards

nwanneni:
oh ok. Sounds easy but when you enter you go know how far

you become a hardman

nwanneni:
wow!!that business na gold mine o!
Well Benson can't pay you that much but at least the risk isn't as bad as that of hard drugs.
You can get it now for 88k per carton in lagos and sell around 120k in CEMAC.
After expenses you fit see like 25k per carton and na fast commodity!
You can sell like 200 carton per day over there and if you deal with big distributors,even if you bring 500carton they buy it the same day!
If them catch you sha,sorry!outright seizure over there unless you be sharp guy weh sabi talk like me.
I'll make you(the customs officer or cop) an offer you can never refuse and buy your loyalty and Intel forever
But I never did it sha,I was a whiskey Lord lol.
Pablo Escobar of whiskey
Chivas regal,moet and chandon(all flavours),Johnny walker(God bless this product.made my first milli from here),veuve clicquot,William grants...
I owe these companies my loyalty lol

thats abt 30% profit. not bad at all. its good business

nwanneni:
wow!!that business na gold mine o!
Well Benson can't pay you that much but at least the risk isn't as bad as that of hard drugs.
You can get it now for 88k per carton in lagos and sell around 120k in CEMAC.
After expenses you fit see like 25k per carton and na fast commodity!
You can sell like 200 carton per day over there and if you deal with big distributors,even if you bring 500carton they buy it the same day!
If them catch you sha,sorry!outright seizure over there unless you be sharp guy weh sabi talk like me.
I'll make you(the customs officer or cop) an offer you can never refuse and buy your loyalty and Intel forever
But I never did it sha,I was a whiskey Lord lol.
Pablo Escobar of whiskey
Chivas regal,moet and chandon(all flavours),Johnny walker(God bless this product.made my first milli from here),veuve clicquot,William grants...
I owe these companies my loyalty lol

3kilos = $70-90k i miss calculated. 3tapes = 1pack which is 3kilos

nwanneni:
baba that game deadly o.
Besides I no go fit go unknown terrain now at this age without proper guidance to go learn drug smuggling when I can just go to lagos,buy Benson and hedges as much as I can and smuggle it to CEMAC and make mad dough now.
My homies from way back dey hint me say that hustle don start again.
After every every ish at hand right now,might look back into it
No business like smuggling business baba

that Benson & Hedges level, whats the profit margine. besides, for the coke, i know how the market works in miami. all you need is an introduction via your supplier. and 3kilo of ether washed coke sells for $70-90k in miami. in bolivia you get it for $7-10k, average of $3k per kilo. in colombia i have no idea. in lebanon a bit cheaper but not very pure. and that $70-90k is when you supply a distributor. if you distribute urself, you go as much as $150k

The camera man LOST join am?

nwanneni:
How you want take cross am?
N.a. der wahala dey.
I get the mind na just say i no know route for now.lol
My sister dey here on WhatsApp dey tell me to come enter med school
Come do 8 years in school
I'm like this one well so?

i be get one yourba guy for mexico. the guy was a billionaire, he had route he used sha, but that was b4 Trump.. them kill the guy sha when he come Nigeria. them say na he former cult members. if you see that guy house for mexico, him compound self no luxury car you no go see. the guy just make money die now his family is fu*king rich. he asked me to come one time like that make he link me. mind & liver never dey that time . what a wasted chance.. anyway u can use lead nd there is this refractive material some chinese geek developed. costly but if you can get enough, you can get drones wrapped with lead nd the material to fly it pass the boarder, but a drone cant carry more than 1kilo at a time. too slow, & you need an insider

nwanneni:
I be tell you na.
Dem don put mburra for her yarnsh tire den come dey give us fabu for here.
If na so e easy men for don troop there with tourist visa tire
How she take raise money for the arrangee in the first place?
From under the table jobs?ABI she sell drugs?

Red Light District & Drugs probably. mehn money dey drugs oh. one of my guy for UK na weed he just dey sell via darkweb. the guy money long finish. if i get enuf capital na to enter colombia or bolivia go dey flip coke oh.

Come faithfull18 & nwanneni

You two should get a room and bang yourselves crazy, because you two are attacking eachoda like persons under sexual tension . a good orgasm should help .. and faithfull remember am following you. so i nor wan dey get notification come dey click am dey see childish talk..

ifyalways:
Some of you are funny sha.

It's 2019 and you really expect me to come online and dish out full illegal immigration story ? I have told y'all A,B,C . . .Z.
Fill in the blank spaces or complete the story, anyhow you want it, in your head.

Just incase y'all didn't notice I did not mention US to the OP because that way don cast pata pata.

so na runz she dey do .. today is saturday joor, you suppose yarn the story for us make we enjoy our selves small

adontcare:
congrats

God never pick am yet no network

EaglesT:
Lol dey jonz yourself. Glo.

3G is good 4G is better

Mizwisdom:
Your story is not complete ma, it's not easy to regularize stay with visit visa, maybe that lady is lying to you a bit.


OP, it won't be easy especially with kids but if your mind is made up just build your account reasonably and go there as a student.

tourist visa for 2yrs, and she got a degree there? seriously??

nwanneni:
Na wetin she tell you abi facts?lol
E no funny for that side ooo lol.
Especially "e zowe zowe" for onye ji umuazi
Jungle no funny at all for that side for people in her category o.

my thoughts exertly. you only enjoy life there when you immigrate legally. as an illegal immigrate?? No No!! and do they give 2yrs tourist visa?? and hw did she get a degree there if illegally migrated?. everything she said does nt sound right at all. she can try canada or Australia sha for a residency visa. she can use that to get a job.

nwanneni:
best response to the cheating girl.
I can't wait to be able to afford my dream 013 C63 AMG men
Make all the girls that left me regret it

Girl nd benz na gold diggers girl you wan dey carry abi? me na to get one halfcast baby dey my next agenda now. . i am nt really the marriage kind off guy. maybe if i see a decent girl, na to just carry her out of the country nd start life. if u stay Nigeria, all these our girl go give person stroke

Mariangeles:
Nice!

Cc: Crowley and Nwanneni

why that guy they fall our hand na. ok 1 in 50

Mariangeles:
Look on the bright side bro...she made you step up your game.
Don't hate. Appreciate.

Cant Argue with you about. it was a motivation, tho a negative one. but all motivations are good. but i really liked this girl, as strong as i pretend to be, when she left me, it melted my heart & i might be ashamed to admit it, but i was in my bed crying for almost 3hrs . never dated anyone else since her, nd it's been 2yrs plus now. i became rude to ladies after that. it became all pleasure till m ready to settle down

Lalas247:
Haha see them...
All.the low income and non earners are here telling HUGE lies with their beardless face

Chai

See lies.. at least we can see who attracts dregs see them
If the lady makes demand on first date .. she doesn't even respect u means you trash shioor

Will you not live us alone? do you have to say it publicly? this is Saturday. this is our tread, let us enjoy ourselves nd laff till we cant no more. On monday hard life starts. again. and i have met a fews girls who demanded on the first date. not dubai trip sha, but school related demands. you "might" not have done it before, but girls do it. to them its like Hit or Miss

Mariangeles:
She does not need permission from you to choose where she's more comfortable.
She's doing you a favour by agreeing to go on a date in the first place ...
All she has to do is comport herself like a lady.

i was starting to like you until i saw this Dont say she doing him a favour. when she gets past her prime nd finds no suitors, who would she be doing favous to then. i wont say its the guy doing the favour. its insensitive to say so. they should both feel comfortable in wherever they pick. in his bed, a motel, a bar.

Mariangeles:
I am a lady with dignity .

well this is Nairaland. Anyone can claim what they are not, no way of knowing.. You are a lady with "Dignity" you say. i call bullsh!t . for the right price you will sell it . Well, you support Arsenal and you are proud abt it, so i might believe you. Takes lots of Dignity to support them . anyway, seriously speaking all girls have their price, some are just damn high. i have dated 1 who seemed perfect tho, never asked for money, was ready to pay for outings. i even force her to accept money 4rm me. dated for 3yrs & had her eyes 4 no one else. very nice girl until a guy crushing on her bought a benz ml350 .. then she became a bitch, cheated on me with him, broke up with me and started dating him. well after 6months the guy got tired of fu*cking her nd left her. early this year, dnt know hw she knew i have gotten a better car than what she left me for and doing ok myself. called to preach love to me

Mariangeles:
No young lady with dignity and self-respect will make such a demand from a guy she just met .

How many young girls you know with dignity? all their dignity fly window when they heard they can make 10k a night.

StrikeBack:


I only go out for business dates.

The Great Ashawo himself i hail thee . na una get codedruns.com and instamessage na.

SoNature:
They should keep tracking down these lazy cybercriminals battering our already-damaged image.

Nigerian youths wud rather go into crime to justify bad leadership instead of insisting that their leaders do d right thing.

I don't knw where that mentality came from!

since you have been insisting your leaders do the right thing, when have they listened? rather they do they opposite. who do you think made internet fraud rampant? was it not when dollar started rising rampantly? if dollar was #1 = $1, you think fraud would be profitable? when $27k would marely be #27,000. now $27k is abt 10mil. and mind you, Nigeria does nt have any image in the first place. the country has no future. i spoke to a friend of mine in France, and he called Nigeria a failed state. i tried defending the country, but he just said "its only a matter of time, your leaders have sold the countries future".. the leader r to blame for every shortcomings of this shithole. You lead by example.

GlorifiedTunde:
How many people noticed since EFCC began clamping down these guys, ritual killing news has reduced?

Where did you notice it?? your politicians are ur ritualist, ur so call business men.. let them round up 80% of our youths, i dont even care. Over population in a futureless country. Life is not black & white. No one is a saint. These Guys Arrested are idiots. the money they have collected is huge. enuf to set up a business and go legit, but oh No!!! they have to buy 2018 Camry, and blow it on clubing and girls. senseless persons.

dopeboi142:
“Youths trying to get by” we’re always sentimental to the truth. So because other countries r doing it, it makes it less evil ?
Ask yourself the basic question why it’s hard to be Nigerian in a foreign country? We Nigerians will blame everything and everyone for our problems except ourselves.

There is nothing sentimental there. i have been out of the country (germany), and i dint find life hard at all, And throughout my time there i was never once subject to racism. it was quite enjoyable. it depends on how you carry yourself nd how you got there.. and trump once said we black are ruled like animals with no human rights.. you think if there are jobs that pay 120k monthly as minimum wage, where you leave home 8am and get back home by 5pm or later, that our youths would have the time for fraud?? when 1 in ever 20 graduate gets a good job. when the government is saying no money to pay 30k minimum wage while senators earn over 40mil. provide an option b4 blaming

dopeboi142:
Now we glorify stupidity nd mediocrity nd then hope that one day we just gonna sleep and wake up to riches without working hard 4 it. I guess thats what d world has turned into, social media has made d world go “MAD” some1 like this should be scorned nd avoided like a plague because that’s exactly what he his. But alas, he’s been celebrated! And tomorrow when d world calls Nigerians a “fraudulent” country we may begin to wail nd pray brimstones and sulfur on them.

My Guy, u are just blabbing rubbish. This country is managed by animals and senseless a*shole. do you think this country ranks top 20 in fraud or illegal vises?? but every forigners sees Nigeria as this big ball of shit full of criminals. the Authorities and the Nigerian media are the ones who distroy the countries image, not youth trying to get by. USA/RUSSIA has the highest rate of fraudsters, but do u hear abt it? they handle it internally nd without the media. but here we want d world to knw abt it.

Iio:
Konji go don hold am die!

thats what khloe is there for na