₦airaland Forum

Dottore:
Ain't surprised. Result of wording with a dimwit ninny whose bawl pathetic tart whoring mother can hardly tell if he's seeded with a mix of repugnant ordure of varmint class or feral species.
I dedicate your future responses and insults to your nearnderthal family and generations born and unborn.

Dottore:
Dear peasant, she's a scholar sir. How I wish you know the meaning. Deal with that and cry me a river.

Morbeta11:
[b]

https://dailypost.ng/2024/05/07/foreigners-now-troop-into-nigeria-for-medical-treatment-health-minister-alausa/

Dottore:
Like a said, you need to pass Common Entrance Exam in English.

Dottore:
Its "I'm not am"
Mr. Salary payer that feed chickens also. Try and pass English Language inCommon Entrance Examination as well as in Junior WAEC first.

Dottore:
I can employ and feed you. Cry me a river seed of bush animal.

Dottore:
At least my mother knows who's my father. Your mom can only wish if she can differentiate between whether it was animal which of 1,000 buffoons that seeded you.

Dottore:
a child born by a prostitute is better than somone seeded by an animal

Dottore:
Only if your wh0re of a mother can differentiate whether it was an animal or which of her countless buffoon seeded you.

Dottore:
Your father is the scammer.

Dottore:
Why is Opay and moniepoint preferred by scammers and criminals? What are the authorities doing about this?

garfield1:
Tears of joy because he was rightly sacked

OZIOGU1:
https://dailypost.ng/2024/04/29/kogi-gov-ododo-used-immunity-to-protect-yahaya-bello-from-efcc-arrest-oshiomhole/

BleedingPen:
https://metrowatchxtra.com/2024/04/29/just-in-obaseki-increases-minimum-wage-to-n70000-metrowatch/

Dapromzy333:
https://platinumtimes.ng/days-after-dumping-pdp-ihedioha-visits-gov-otti-in-abia/

richiemcgold:
The next governor of Ondo state is one of APC or PDP candidate. The biggest loser here is Betty Akeredolu because both APC & PDP candidates had issues with Akeredolu's family while serving under him as deputies.

When they say today no be tomorrow, this is a good example.

TMSMedia:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xvn84yYT8g?si=oUzyB7YHeg60DBZE



Credit: dinomelaye, iamhistory

chigator2:
You think it's everyone that is languishing with you inside that shytehole according to Trump. Even in the animal farm, some animals are more equal than others and even in the zoo, some there are visitors and spectators who will observe animals doing animal things and go back to their human homes leaving the animals to themselves.

chigator2:
zungeru game reserve aka Nigeria aka zoo

Juliusganduje:
If Nigeria is working under Ebola Tinubu, Junior Pope would still be alive

DenreleDave:
Scenario 1: plane ✈ going up... First I felt weak but I later align. I saw men like ants, I saw mansions like ant colony, I saw the 3rd mainland bridge and the oceans.
I went into the clouds 🌥, I stayed amongst the cloud 🌥, I went above the cloud 🌥. I saw the 5th heavens 😂😂😂. The plane looked slow in my sight but I'm sure it is not what I see it to be. It was as if something were blocking my ears, I had to dip my fingers in my ears.

Scenario 2: They gave us dwarf plastic water and snacks (though I was expecting vegetables and swallow 😂) . As the moment of typing this 8.20am, I am above the clouds.. The cloud 🌥 feel so lonely 😂😂😂. I finished my snacks in 2 minutes (me wey be ebinna 😂).

So it got to point I could not see anything again and the plane was shaking (Lord, hope this is not your call to home 😩). People were just sleeping and snoring, but as for me, Lagos boy, my eyes were wide open 👀👀 (I can't be caught unaware)

Scenario 3: We are preparing for landing 8.36am. E be like say something dey block my ears again 🙄🙄 and it's kinda heavy blocking. We are about landing 8.44am, cabin crew are instructed to sit and prepare for landing. I can see farmlands and scanty houses. Aeroplane wheels touched the ground 8 46 am. We got down from plane at 8.53am

Scenario 4: while I was in the sky, I remembered that iran has been firing bombs. I was praying they don't mistakenly fire one into Nigerian airspace while I am in the sky . I was just watching out from the window

Finally, that was how my flight trip to asaba went. This is my first time in delta state.

My nairaland fans in delta, Oya come and do meet and greet óòo 😂😂😂😂

LagosFirstSon:
This man will walk away a free man no doubt

CodeTemplar:
First to do....

nlparrot:
https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2024/4/bobrisky-jailed-for-six-months-with-no-option-of-fine.html

KillIgbohoN0W:
Why is Tinubu after Igbos?

treesun:
https://dailytrust.com/fg-to-sanction-discos-supplying-below-20-hours-to-band-a-adelabu/

Bluntguy:
This is his private residence before he was crowned the Olubadan. It is undergoing gradual face-lift. But you can donate a castle to him if you feel this one is not befitting enough.

TheElites19s:
Politics is politics, PDP at National level need Wike for survival

Sim keep on recruiting people that as no political value to fight wike.

Sim better knows what's doing before it'll be too late.

orion7:
16 hrs. Who be the fool wey wan do that kin waka

nairalandkachy1:
The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) had issued a stern warning to former Chairman of the National Human Rights Commission, Chidi Odinkalu, over his recent comments on the arrest of Nigerian crossdresser, Idris Okuneye, popularly known as Bobrisky.

Okuneye was arrested following her abuse of the Naira



Chidi Odinkalu

Previous thread:
https://www.nairaland.com/8052898/efcc-threatens-legal-action-against#129289815

CoronaVirusPro:
The US is now wiser!

They won’t be drawn into a war by the fvckin Israel!

Anyways, Fvck Israel and all its loyalist!

When we start raining missiles on Israel, any external interference will result to further interference. YOU WILL CRY FOR THAT YOUR TERRORIST COUNTRY CALLED IRAN.

The US should know it has no monopoly over military support. Russia, China and North Korea might also follow their own footsteps.

Everyone should watch the movie and let Israel and Iran battle it out!

Dear Lucifer, create accommodation for Israeli souls, they coming…