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jamex93:
I know

wat I mean is DAT nothing for those with qualification less than those mentioned

Alright

jamex93:
so no PhD
no registration

Read Properly! There is the Phd and Msc Program.

Read the eligibility again

.... and Delta Produces 2 million PDP votes. APC 5000

If you are a virgin then marry a virgin and vice versa.


If you are not a virgin and wish to marry a virgin, jst make sure you understand urselves well


so one does not complain d other os pushing too much.


btw marrying a virgin doesnt guarantee a great marriage.

The Makeup artist dey show herself. She did bad and Good makeup. i jst feel for the girl she used.

okotv:
there is no one who can say a billion naira looks like 1000 naira to him. No one

na Ghost hand na dat watch come dey? There are.

Why wont he pick when you just lie there like a log of wood.


Fork his brain out so he wont even know his phone is ringing

Boland:
I won't buy it for any reason even if I'm Bill Gate...

That's too expensive for just a wrist watch, unless it can tell me the time the trumpet will sound....

If That one billion looks like a thousand naira to you, you go buy am.

I was in Church this past sunday. While the preacher was delivering his sermon, he told a fable that almost made me fall off my seak.

Read Below



Why Docks Quack and more their head forward?


During the early ages, Ducks lived in close harmony with Cocks. The crows of the cock serves as an alarm to hens, cocks and ducks.

Soon after, the ducks grew jealous of the cocks because they felt the were on the same level as cocks.

They decided that they would move to their own so they could learn how to crow like the cock.

The sound they could only get was the quack sound. and they also move their heads forward while quacking, all in a bid to be like the cock.



Add your own story if u have any...

Distributors needed nationwide

Wetin concern dis vehicle with front page na?

So this thread made FP ba?






Something wey no get social importance. Anyway this is nairaland

Obinnapat:
Reason why he jailed him is not necessary in 2015. The fact is that Nigeria has deteriorated so much in the past 16 years and we all can see and feel it under PDP admin.

What is important now is; who will give us electricity, security, stop corruption, create jobs, sanitise our institutions (ministries, Military, police, govt agencies, judiciary etc)


Definitely, you and I know is not PDP.

Hence, we need to give APC a chance!!!

Even APC cannot bring the change. The Devil you know is better than the angel you don't.


Buhari might hold great promise but you need to consider his ogas.


The wife said Tinubu stepped down for her husband to be the presidential candidate. Tinubu didnt step down not because Buhari has better plan for Nigeria but because he (Tinubu) wont provide any Chalenge.


I dnt See Buhari performing well in office.

So Sad

Lesson from this post... Make Money, make more money, don't stop making money cos if you stop, you have yourself to blame.








@silverprince_

Chai... This man think say na Knockout he dey pick..



He is even lucky it was a Naija Made Bomb. By now his spirit for dey cry.



Quick recovery though

blessedvisky:
OK.
my people, e presidential elections are so close!! A lot of us already know who we choose. I'll like us to share our opinions through likes and shares.

CLICK LIKE FOR GMB AND SHARE FOR GEJ.

APC followers will b busy liking online. Alas Goodluck will win tje real deal

APC and Change sef...

Don't be surprised if the change APC has been preaching is about change in govt only..

When Obama spoke of change he meant it. When a Nigerian politician starts speaking change, na wash.


vote wisely

Momma2:
My hubby and i were visiting a friend of his yesterday.
We are quite friendly with each other so no awkward hugs and all.
However, something strange happened yesterday.
I went into the kitchen to get something to eat,
while i was there, he came in and tried to hug me.

I didn't think much of it but he continued to put his arm's around me and rub me.
I pulled away gently only for me to turn around and see a huge erection.
I acted as though i didn't notice and ran from the kitchen.

He is quite close to my hubby but i feel as though i should tell my husband.

Your candid opinion please.

Before your husband's friend did this, he must have felt u have given him the chance to do what he did.

and y wud u tell your husband when you can warn d guy yourself.

mirexxx:
c ya life!

i dont want a lady doing wat am suppose to do.

The dude feeling like a babe.

If it were me, i will scold d babe later on

vizkiz:
yeah, this happens when a lesbian is hanging out with a gay...btw it looks cool not romantic

Really! so u suggesting they are les n gay?

So a lady waited for her man to propose to her and when that didn't happen, she took matters into her own hands. she made the proposal herself.

See Photos ..

But honestly speaking, How will you feel if your girl did this?

@op do what will please your husband sexually.


Afrerall if he no satisfy u for bed, you go still complain.


com dey consider d wrong option

Richard6:
Everybody always claims to be in a relationship but the truth is..some people are confused where their own will lead them to, what does the future hold for both of them. The girl sometimes out of fear, keeps her relationship open because she doesnt trust if her boy friend will actually end up marrying her especially when she loves him. So long your boy friend is not a pretender, I think these hints below may really help you a bit or to an extent if your boy friend has really come to stay or hit-and-run type.

1. SEX IS NOT A PRIORITY:
If your boy friend meets you as a virgin and never disturbs or pressures you over having sex with you or giving him your virginity, it means he has really come to stay. Initially, you told him you wont have sex till marriage even when you didnt mean it but just to try him yet his love for you never for one day changes, instead he encourages you..i think its an evidence that he loves you as a wife. If he meets you when you are no longer a virgin and can stay with you in same room for 2 or 3 days without being all about sex if you are the type that visits and stays for some days or doesnt demand sex whenever you come if you are the type that visits on a daily bases, I think its enough to believe that he wants not just sex but your company also.

2. HE SPENDS MORE ON YOUR EDUCATION:
He may not really be a rich guy but when it comes to your education, he will have money and spend it on it even when he doesnt spend much on you like that often. He sees you worthy to invest on to secure your future because he also sees it as his own future. Even as a rich guy, you notice he spends more on your education than other things about you. This is because he wants you not just to look good only but also to be somebody tomorrow and for him no to have any reason not to marry you.

3. HE SEEMS VERY JEALOUS:
His jealousness is not that he doesnt trust you. He trusts you, he just doesnt want others to tell you what he tells you or others to feel what he feels for you. He doesnt want to have this imagination that someone will be sleeping with or touching his wife. He sees you as his wife already even when you are not and you know someone feels hurts when someone sleeps with his wife.

4. HE TRIES TO KNOW MORE ABOUT YOUR FAMILY:
He always asks about your family, he tries to know how many brothers and sisters you have, what they do, how many are married and how many are single. What your parents do..its not as if he wants to know how rich or poor your family is, he is only trying to have the picture of the kind of family he wants or wishes to marry from.

5. HE HIDES NOTHING FROM YOU:
The reason why he hides nothing from you is because he believes that whatever he hides from you that you will definitely know when he marries you, so what does he gain in hiding something you will stil know tomorrow. He tells you what he likes and finds out what you like too. He tells you his life styles, his bad habits, things he can never do without and so on. He also tells you what he does for a living, sometimes he waits for you to ask in other to know if you would ask because he cant just start telling you unless you ask to avoid seeing him as someone who brags.

6. HE TRIES TO CHANGE CERTAIN THINGS ABOUT YOU:
Nobody has ever met someone and liked or loved everything about the person. He will always try to change the ones he feels he can change even though they say you should not try to change someone but in this case, he wants to be happy with his marriage. When he changes the ones he can change about you, he will start learning on how to adjust, live and cope with the ones he cant change. Its because of this trying to change certain things about you that sometimes your relationship with him seems to exprience ups and downs but at the end, peace, understanding and joy will come into existence.

7. HE SEEMS NOT TO SPEND MUCH ON YOU:
To you, you will think he doesnt spend much on you. We all know that there are guys that when they see a girl and wish to sleep with her, they will spend so much on her to get her to the extent that you will say..wow!..what a cheerful person. In his mind, he spends because he has a mission and once the mission is accomplished, he leaves or stops spending, some girls will understand or have exprienced this. There is no guy that will be dating a girl he wants to marry and just be spending on her like a fool, any guy who does that has a mission. When a guy who loves and wishes to marry you is dating you, he will be moderate on spending. This is because he will like to find out if all you want is his money or love and he cant find the answer by spending extravagantly on you. He will keep it slow, moderate and steady. He also believes that the more he saves now, the better he takes care of you tomorrow as his wife which is more important.

8. HE TRIES TO KNOW ALL ABOUT YOU:
Knowing all about you ranges from knowing what you like most, what you like doing most, what you like eating most, your favourite colour, your favourite food, your weak point, what gets you angry, what makes you happy, how you see and understand things, how you handle things when angered, how many children you like to have as a wife and so on. He is not being too inquisitive, he is only trying to know if he can cope with your type or not because marrying someone is not like dating somene. If he has no plan for future with you, he wont care t know some of these things.

9. HE ADORES HOW YOU ARE:
He adores how you are presently and will also adore how you will be in future especially when you tell him that your mum used to be slim and now she is fat..meaning that you may be fat too and he stil doesnt see it as anything. He tries to make your relationship attain that peak comfort level in which both of you will know and appreciate everything about each other.

10. HE LETS YOU KNOW WHEN YOU OFFEND HIM:
He wont bear grudges for you or keep records of what you do to him. When you offend him, he will let you know by reacting to it and make you understand that he doesnt like what you did. Its not like he is hot-tempered, he just wants you to understand and for you to try not to repeat it. Someone who doesnt have any intention of marrying you will say whats his business with what you do when you offend him afterall, is he going to marry you but someone who wishes to marry you will try to prevent such from happening next time and the only way to do that is by letting you know when you offend him. A hit and run type never feels offended, he will always be saying..its just a matter of time.

These are just few I know, maybe you can add yours or say your own opinion...its allowed.

These thins are normal in any "normal" relationship

A man will want to spend life with a woman who is

1. Understanding
2. Respects her man's feelings
3. Neat nd well cultured
4. Good in bed (if she is nt a virgin)
5. Knows how to care for the stomach
6. Can cook (willing to learn if she doesnt)

Toofan007:
what the hell is the matter with you? he has the right to say what he wants? a sitting vice president?? after all the crisis religion has caused Nigeria? you must be a f*cking kid.

frm what i understand, he was saying we shouldnt put religion in politics and i agree with that.

the fact dat he has said something awful before is not my matter.

Ur use of kid is outta place.

tbaba1234:
The same sambo said Buhari should not be voted because Osinbajo has 5,000 churches... Be honest..

He has his right to say what he wants. jst as i have d right to support what i want

@OP


Sambo is nt asking you to vote PDP cos there are more muslims in it. He is addressing those who want to vote based on religion (those frm d north) that its better to vote PDP cos of its large muslim membership. likewise Christians to APC



So in essense, he is saying we should not vote due to religion.

misshoree:
Money can buy everything but not happiness and love brings about Happiness.I will choose love over money

fable

Drinking water during a fast does not break the fast.

U are not permitted to drink water if you are on a dry fast. i.e no liquid or substance should touch your mouth. (paste inclusive)


Embarking on a dry fast will cut you off your social activites.

Dry fast is like " you alone with your God" till your are filled spiritually or convinced that what you are praying for has been answered.