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Politics › Re: What Happens After Tinubu Has Paid His Urchins (pictures) by Crystalom5(op): 8:10am On Jan 07, 2023

Moh247:
Why Ibos no Sabi Politics sef

Urchin, is this your own line? grin

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Politics › Re: What Happens After Tinubu Has Paid His Urchins (pictures) by Crystalom5(op): 8:04am On Jan 07, 2023

I call this other Urchin, the "I sincerely feel" aka unfairlife7.

He goes from thread to thread typing I sincerely feel for Obi.

Like who does that nonsense?

Like how brainless can you be?

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Politics › Re: What Happens After Tinubu Has Paid His Urchins (pictures) by Crystalom5(op): 7:51am On Jan 07, 2023

These are all screenshot of the latest posts by an urchin called VTJN.

He's going from thread to thread posting the same thing like the brainless zombie.

This is what you get when you are paid to love someone but the payment is not enough to make you use your brain, so you just get a template and start using it grin

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Politics › What Happens After Tinubu Has Paid His Urchins (pictures) by Crystalom5(op): 7:51am On Jan 07, 2023

One of the tell tale sign of successful payment to Urchins by the agbado landlord is the overdrive.

Once their payments is due or has been successfully approved, you'll start seeing them posting and creating threads actively.

What kind of threads or posts?

The same thing over and over again like robots.

See for yourself grin

Politics › Re: 2023 Election: Security In Borno Has Improved Tremendously By Over 90% - Zulum by Crystalom5: 7:42am On Jan 07, 2023

VTJN:
Hahahahaha
Datti don scam Obi o

Business › Re: CBN Bans Over-The-Counter Withdrawal Of New Notes by Crystalom5: 7:34am On Jan 07, 2023

Gazelle gagaraga

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Business › Re: CBN Bans Over-The-Counter Withdrawal Of New Notes by Crystalom5: 7:32am On Jan 07, 2023

Cut your clothes according to your piss. Behold the man they want to lead you

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Politics › Re: "Empty Stadium" Reno Omokri Mocks Peter Obi On Attendance At Rallies by Crystalom5: 7:31am On Jan 07, 2023

Politics › Re: 2023 Election: Security In Borno Has Improved Tremendously By Over 90% - Zulum by Crystalom5: 7:31am On Jan 07, 2023

VTJN:
Hahahahaha
"Cut your rally according to your size"

or your clothes according to your piss

Politics › Re: 2023 Election: Security In Borno Has Improved Tremendously By Over 90% - Zulum by Crystalom5: 7:26am On Jan 07, 2023

VTJN:
hahahaha
Datti don scam Obi

Politics › Re: 2023 Election: Security In Borno Has Improved Tremendously By Over 90% - Zulum by Crystalom5: 7:26am On Jan 07, 2023

VTJN:
hahahaha
Datti don scam Obi

Politics › Re: 2023 Election: Security In Borno Has Improved Tremendously By Over 90% - Zulum by Crystalom5: 7:15am On Jan 07, 2023

VTJN:
This is one of the best governor in Nigeria
Very intelligent and upright
By the way, where is Datti?

Datti has abandon Obi o
I can't find Datti anymore in public space

stop being yeye.
How many times have we seen shettima?

Romance › Re: I Can't Get Enough Of This Girl; Advice Please by Crystalom5: 4:34pm On Jan 06, 2023

Seems like she's also your first.

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Politics › Re: “Gazelle Gagaraga”: Tinubu Suffers Gaffe Talking About Yahoo Boys In Edo (Video) by Crystalom5: 12:21am On Jan 06, 2023

DaddyFreeze2020:
You always copy and paste this statement on different threads. If God says Peter Obi will win the Presidential election, he will win it. Calm yourself down. Nothing will happen.

what do you expect from an urchin?

Politics › Re: G-5 Governors Storm Oyo For Makinde’s Re-Election (Photos, Video) by Crystalom5: 8:06pm On Jan 05, 2023

triple996:
This guys will sabotage atiku

they've already done that.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Putin Orders Ceasefire In Ukraine by Crystalom5: 7:26pm On Jan 05, 2023

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Dude listen to your confused self...
From special operation to not in a "war" to celebrating the temporary ceasefire.

We won't give space for religious terrorist to get hold of power.. Ukraine will get all the help it needs to protect itself from an invader.. Israel is doing a wonderful job.. dealing with those extremist minions.. no space.. I repeat no space for religious terrorist..

Bow on your kneels for the great eagle is here to deal with y'all .. ask Saddam Hussein... Osama bin laden.. gadaffi and other terrorist how we cut them off ..
As for your too obvious wild terrorist religious ideology and hate against the western world yve been spreading.. from supporting BS to indirectly justifying the Taliban's ban on women enrollment in a university.. that sh## don't work no more.. at least the homosexuals aren't bombing the whole place.. who's responsible for terrorist activities around the world? All In the name of a clown god..

on the one hand we have religious extremist and on the other hand we have the good people like yourself with a long list proudly reeling out the number of people they've killed just as the religious extremist would have proudly presented their list in their own circles and they would be cheered. Somewhat we easily become the evil we fight, and that evil is merely because of the circle we belong.

Who exactly made a man a judge of these good and evil to the extent of glorying in taking the most sacred gift of life and even at that, we do it gleefully

Romance › Re: Yahoo Boi Don Collect Your Babe Before ! But I Paid Her In Full real life story by Crystalom5: 7:10pm On Jan 05, 2023

Who go help me knack op 2 by 2 for head?

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Politics › Re: I Am More Experienced: Kwankwaso Explains Why He Didn't Step Down For Obi by Crystalom5: 3:52pm On Jan 05, 2023

Urbanchampion:
How on earth will one expect Rabiu Musa Kwankwanzo, a former Defence Minister, a Distinguished Senator of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, a former Governor, an Architect of International Repute, and above all, a politician with soldier of real and non sentimental followers, to step down for a clown whose only chance is his tribal bigots and some misguided social media bandwagon?

RMK is way bigger than Pandora. However, he will only come distant 3rd/4th. Asiwaju is still the man for tge job.

But somehow, Tinubu is better than kwankwaso? grin

Politics › Re: I Am More Experienced: Kwankwaso Explains Why He Didn't Step Down For Obi by Crystalom5: 3:51pm On Jan 05, 2023

gly:
You ended up saying joke apart...which means you knew within yourself that you were joking with all the write ups you put up there!

savage

Romance › Re: Having A Nigerian Wife And Kids In The UK Is Worse Than Slavery by Crystalom5: 3:47pm On Jan 04, 2023

ibkayee:
Well the OP implied that your kids being ‘selfish’ and ‘self centred’ is enough reason to stop supporting them financially.

What’s wrong with a legal system in place that makes sure a parent is paying a certain amount towards the maintenance of their own child? The age limit is 16 and under or 20 if you’re still in education.

You can’t get kicked out the house unless some kind of court order is obtained which is gotten through due process, depending on circumstances and severity.

They take things like the housing needs and financial state of the people in question into consideration, what the issue is between those involved and other important bits of criteria.

It’s not Naija where you can pay one hungry policeman to kick someone out without fair hearing. Or get rabid family members to chase someone out of somewhere they have genuine rights to just because

So what exactly about this is destroying the institution of marriage?

lolz.

You can talk all you want. But reality is saying otherwise.

And that reality is that fewer men are willing to go into marriage. The system already rubbed the joy off it.

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Romance › Re: Be Truthful, What's The Longest You've Gone Without Taking Your Bath? by Crystalom5: 3:45pm On Jan 04, 2023

2 days. E choke, I rush go baff grin

Romance › Re: Having A Nigerian Wife And Kids In The UK Is Worse Than Slavery by Crystalom5: 3:02pm On Jan 04, 2023

Obaaderemi2:
Many of such men don't spend enough time with their children. They're not really in their children's lives from the beginning. Nigerian fathers here have the same problem then turn around to complain when the children draw closer to their mothers. I understand your wife disrespecting you but your kids, no. It shows you allowed a disconnection from the beginning.

lolz.

Some of you think everyone will be able to spend enough time with their family without them starving the very next day or been thrown out of school.

We've seen men in rain and sunshine trying to ensure that you have a warm roof over your head before your mother thinks of loving you.

Romance › Re: Having A Nigerian Wife And Kids In The UK Is Worse Than Slavery by Crystalom5: 2:58pm On Jan 04, 2023

ibkayee:
Lol

You are just upset that you cannot misbehave and get away with it. Your matrimonial misconduct and irresponsibility will not fly in the UK like it does in Nigeria.

I believe what you’re seeing is the UK legal system protecting women and children, maybe this is a shock to your system because in Nigeria it’s the complete opposite and they’re at the mercy of men. When you’re used to privilege, fairness will feel like oppression

The legal system isn’t perfect in the UK and there are some mischievous women out there gaming the system but for the most part, I doubt all these men would be a target if they were truly ‘innocent’.

These 99% (according to you) of Nigerian women in the UK cannot all be reporting these men for no reason at all.

what exactly is the system protecting the children and women from?

The child the man gave birth equally as the woman or the woman the man love as much as he thought the woman loved him?

How exactly does a child need protection from his own father? And why do you think you need protection from the man you agreed to marry but such a man needs no protection from you?

Who exactly is protecting the men?

The same UK that is functional is filled with more broken homes than this poor country we are in.

Government should never have had a hand in marriage or family and at best, it should have remained open to all parties.

Just as a woman loves her kids, so does the average man.

The UK system is nothing to write home about. There's no protection there, it is instead a catalysts for broken homes.

Today, the system is causing more broken homes, a few years from now, men will adapt and stop marrying altogether.

It's already even happening, except for the traditional men.

So your perfect system of protection is actually the monster destroying the marriage institution.

Get ready, the system will grow even colder than it is now. More and more people will talk less to each other than ever before.

God, if you can imagine

Webmasters › Re: If You Were To Buy Nairaland, What Would You Change After Acquisition? by Crystalom5: 4:48pm On Jan 02, 2023

1. Add a direct messaging feature like normal chatting

2. Add normal emoji. The current emoji system is quite stressful

3. Add automatic payment gateway for advertisers

4. I'll probably create an escrow system for transactions. Mostly not built into the forum but as a separate platform dubbed as nairaland official escrow. Too much scam going on here and somehow I feel I'll be responsible.

5. Make the front page a bit more automated especially around midnight. The internet doesn't sleep yet nairaland closes by 12pm.

6. Start tying user's registration to phone numbers. This way if you are banned, you will most likely remained banned. This is probably the best way to combat tribalism here.

7. Add a currency system for smooth business between members. I mean every day hundreds of business deals are done here, why let them take it off the platform?

8. I'd say add an upvote button so people can easily get to see the best comment but it is too easy to rig.

9. Improve the search button. This should have come up first. The search button really need a good rework. It's currently almost useless.

10. I'll start sending weekly newsletters. Containing some of the best content of the week or day. Some people don't check in frequently, so the newsletter can easily bring them back.

So many points to improve. But I like the look and feel of the forum. Easy and super fast.

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why not create your own thread? I dislike this attitude

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Culture › Re: Welcome To 2023: What Will Be Your First Task Of The Year? by Crystalom5: 4:18pm On Jan 02, 2023

BOLATINUBU01:
To vote JAGABAN first

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Politics › Re: Jonathan, Adeboye Make ‘100 Most Reputable Africans’ List by Crystalom5: 4:15pm On Jan 02, 2023

Felabrity:
You will never see the druglord here
I no mention name o

Politics › Obi Is Still Here But Mbaka Is Nowhere To Be Found by Crystalom5(op): 1:23pm On Jan 02, 2023

Funny how tables can easily turn in life.

A man masquerading as God. He passes judgment on others like he's God himself.

Fortunately, man is not God. No one can look at another and say, he can't make it in life.

You no be God. But even more, stop trying to be God over other people.

Today, mbaka is under punishment from the church he's working for while Obi is out here growing stronger.

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Politics › Re: Peter Obi & Datti Ahmed's Wives To Hold Town Hall Meeting With Women In Abuja by Crystalom5: 1:18pm On Jan 02, 2023

Jones4190:
When is Buhari going to fulanize us?

lolz.

He already tried and failed woefully. No he can return to daura and continue with his cows

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Politics › Re: Soludo Flags Off New Road Constructions In Awka, Abagana And Obosi by Crystalom5: 1:15pm On Jan 02, 2023

DevilSignature:

Our leaders na only road projects them de do
Whenever you hear government commission projects just know say na roads.

No innovative projects, industries or skill acquisition centers. Just road projects only.

Mohammadu Buhari come built only railway to Niger Republic, him brothers kill several Nigerians through same railway.

It's alright las las we go dey okay.
It's just 54 days remaining

why you think say buhari say him try?

Once they construct road, they think they've achieved good governance

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Properties › Re: Japa: Canada Bans Foreigners Others From Buying Houses by Crystalom5: 1:06pm On Jan 02, 2023

Amanstailored67:
Now we have alternative, anytime Nairaland messes up

so we can't browse the forum until we register?

Politics › Re: Fuel Subsidy Favours The Rich More Than The Poor – Tinubu by Crystalom5: 10:05am On Jan 02, 2023

Moh247:

Some people would almost kill Tinubu if they can

Two things Tinubu said that would upset many

Nigeria would remove subsidy by force

Nigeria would generate electricity with Coal as Global warming isn't our business but cheap power

Obasanjo in his letter said Obi was like a Needle with a thread...

Even Obasanjo knows nobody can control Tinubu he has no thread

To the people blaming Tinubu for Occupy Nigeria protest of 2012

*Verified facts

-Tinubu didn't start or organize Occupy Nigeria

-NLC and TUC Started Occupy Nigeria

-Many Politicians participated from CPC, ACN and APGA

-Tinubu's argument was that Nigeria had no Refinery unlike now that Dangote Refinery is 97% completed

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occupy_Nigeria#:~:text=Occupy%20Nigeria%20was%20a%20socio,on%20Sunday%2C%201%20January%202012.

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