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Politics / Re: 2023: Goodluck Jonathan's Men Mobilize For Tinubu by Crystalom5: 7:06am On Dec 27, 2022
Na this man wan lead una abi grin

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Politics / Re: Oshiomhole Attends Au-Ukhua Carnival In Agebebode (Video) by Crystalom5: 7:04am On Dec 27, 2022
After playing international, oshio is back to local teams grin

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Politics / Re: 2023: One Year Jail Term, ₦‎500,000 Fine Awaits Vote Buyers – INEC by Crystalom5: 7:03am On Dec 27, 2022
Batstard

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Politics / Re: Soludo Celebrates 30 Years Wedding Anniversary by Crystalom5: 6:58am On Dec 27, 2022
Antoeni:
Things that didn’t exist on 20 years ago:

iPhone
Facebook
YouTube
Instagram
Twitter
TikTok
Android
Bitcoin
Tesla
iPad
Gmail
Netflix streaming
Amazon Prime
Slack
Reddit
Etsy
WhatsApp
Messenger
Google Maps
Snapchat
LinkedIn
Pinterest
Chrome
Zoom
Skype
Spotify
Airbnb
Uber
APC
PDP

you see that TikTok and Instagram na the zone of foolishness be that. If girls think of marriage now, they want to us do couple dance on TikTok grin

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Politics / Re: Soludo Celebrates 30 Years Wedding Anniversary by Crystalom5: 6:54am On Dec 27, 2022
A woman can hold her marriage in place for 30 solid years.

This woman has been in marriage before some of you were born.

But somehow, you are able to convince yourself that you are woke and a feminist and that you know better.

Yet with all your wokeness. With all your open eye. With all your grammar. Your marriage can't stay up to a year.

And yet, you want people to take relationship advice from you.

Continue being woke my dear

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Will Soon Be Arrested For Fraud? by Crystalom5: 6:21am On Dec 27, 2022
undisputedKOC:
Guys I have been touring the Northern States for several weeks now, and in all the major cities or cosmopolitan areas, you can see Tinubu presidential billboards almost everywhere, even in the small towns and villages. Atiku and Kwankwaso posters are visible too but have far less coverage than Tinubu.

Kwankwaso presidential posters are mainly visible in Kano and scanty elsewhere. Atiku's own is also quite vague in some areas but his face is definitely out there - you can find it without much stress.

Then as for Tinubu, he is literally the face of the 2023 elections. If you go anywhere in the North, you can't miss it. Even if you were a total stranger in Nigeria, you would immediately know an election is coming up because Tinubu's presidential posters are just like MTN - it's Everywhere You Go!

But you see Peter Obi, his posters are practically invisible and virtually non-existent in almost all cosmopolitan areas of the North, not to mention towns and local settlements, whether it's in Kogi, Kaduna, Kano, Katsina, Jigawa, Yobe, Borno, Adamawa, Gombe, Zamfara, Bauchi etc.

It's like the guy doesn't even exist at all. So you mean to tell me that despite all the money Zombidiots across Nigeria and beyond have been contributing, especially those Igbo criminals that are into drug trafficking abroad and the ones sponsoring IPOB terrorism, Peter Obi still won't print or pay for campaign adverts and posters to be circulated in the zone with the highest voting bloc?

This Peter Obi is just an absolute fraud. Just look at how he is defrauding these hopeless nzogbu nzogbu keyboard social media bandits supporting him with their last widow's mite and most of them continue to suffer in penury and die in abject poverty.

It's starting to show that Peter Obi campaign is just another MMM strategy to defraud the public. If he can't even use his poor followers money to at the very least print campaign posters, then where is the money going to? Is Peter Obi already sending Zombidiots campaign contribution money to his Pandora accounts overseas? Time will tell. Defrauding the public is a crime, even if the public in question are certifiable idiots undecided.


Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye And His Girlfriend Jet Out To South Sudan In A Romantic Style (Video) by Crystalom5: 7:09pm On Dec 26, 2022
CoronaVirusRelo:
Couples are fvckin inlove.
Anita will post on Instagram anytime soon!
Trust women!
two proud people.

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Phones / Re: Does Your Nairaland Account Has This Feature? by Crystalom5: 6:59pm On Dec 26, 2022
It's called signature.


If you have signature on your account, you will see other people's signatures too just as they will see yours.

If you don't have, then you can't see other people's own.

Kind of like do me I do you.

To set up your own, click on edit profile. Scroll down to signature and write anything you want. And then save it.

It'll become visible to other people with signature everytime you make a post.

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Family / Re: He Found Out His Wife Is A Hermaphrodite On Their Honeymoon! What Is Your Take? by Crystalom5: 6:46pm On Dec 26, 2022
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He said his wife gbola is bigger than his own gbola

Sports / Re: Christmas: Georgina Rodriguez Surprises Ronaldo With a Rolls Royce by Crystalom5: 4:42pm On Dec 26, 2022
FalseProphet1:
I see my Nairaland congregation buying me rolls Royce before the end of this year.

This I have seen
is that a false prophecy?

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Politics / Re: *News Flash* Soludo Says, "I Do Again" After 30 Years* by Crystalom5: 4:35pm On Dec 26, 2022
30 solid years.
But our woke queen and more can't stay up to a year

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Politics / Re: Lagos Before Bola Akmed Tinubu by Crystalom5: 4:33pm On Dec 26, 2022
In the beginning Tinubu created Lagos and iragbaji.

He then forsook iragbaji and say let there be light in Lagos.

And there was light. He saw that the whole of lagos state was covered in deep waters. And so separated the land from the oceans.

Tinubu created Lagos and him alone separated the land from the Atlantic Ocean.

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Politics / Re: Lagos Before Bola Akmed Tinubu by Crystalom5: 4:30pm On Dec 26, 2022
Moh247:


Fashola was Tinubu's chief of staff , the Lagos master plan was formed by them, Tinubu constructed most BRT lane

What exactly did the Anambra guy achieve in 8 years
clown.

Was the master plan written in batstard language?

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Family / Re: Woman Exhumes Ex-husband’s Corpse, Fights Son Over Property (pics) by Crystalom5: 4:22pm On Dec 26, 2022
Eriggs:

Resist the urge to shalaye.
U don fvck up, accept d correction by aunty MANNA and move on with your L.
The more you explain, the more.......
you should have listened to yourself first
Family / Re: Woman Exhumes Ex-husband’s Corpse, Fights Son Over Property (pics) by Crystalom5: 4:05pm On Dec 26, 2022
prophetfire:
The young man should fight the leech legally and spiritually especially as he have documents and family people and neighbors are available as witnesses.
until DNA shows that he is a bastard

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Family / Re: Woman Exhumes Ex-husband’s Corpse, Fights Son Over Property (pics) by Crystalom5: 4:00pm On Dec 26, 2022
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Quote :
Dapo said, “I am the only child of my mother and father

Some of you should learn how to read before commenting on a topic, so you won't sound too slow.

No let this habit follow u enter New year o.

Our kobo.

somethings are deeper than you think.

Let me drop another one for you.

To yourself, you are your father's son. But to your mother, you are the gate man's.

Inheriting your 'father's' property in this case amounts to reaping where you did not sow. Get sense. No be everything be buhari 30k

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Politics / Re: Sabinus Loses Thousands Of Followers Over ‘caricature’ Video Of Tinubu by Crystalom5: 3:57pm On Dec 26, 2022
Wiseandtrue:
These Tinubu urchins think highly of themselves grin grin grin
too much of themselves

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Crime / Re: IGP Condemns Killing Of Omobolanle Raheem, Orders Speedy Investigation by Crystalom5: 3:53pm On Dec 26, 2022
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Family / Re: Woman Exhumes Ex-husband’s Corpse, Fights Son Over Property (pics) by Crystalom5: 3:52pm On Dec 26, 2022
Zonefree:


Evil woman. embarassed

Check very well, na she kill the man.



May we not get married to what we don't know!
make him go do DNA test to know if the man na him papa o.


E get why

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Romance / Re: I Caught My Boyfriend Cheating by Crystalom5: 3:25pm On Dec 26, 2022
Eyinju112:
You was happy some moment ago and shared with us you was getting married... Now you’ve dumped him... Ladies should learn to love with their head not anus.. laslas na everybody go chop breakfast grin
which one be 'you was"

Ogbeni calm down.

You were

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Health / Re: Hemgenix: This Is World’s Most Expensive Drug And It Costs $3.5 Million Per Dose by Crystalom5: 3:14pm On Dec 26, 2022
clinician2x:

A zombie urchin says a helical DNA strand is propagating him papa EM waves.
So much for a tinubu supporter.
God forbid BATthing
Outright brainlessness.

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Health / Re: Hemgenix: This Is World’s Most Expensive Drug And It Costs $3.5 Million Per Dose by Crystalom5: 3:13pm On Dec 26, 2022
LeoDeKing:
So what's the purpose of that symbol of a propagating EM wave in the pictures?

Is that its principle of curing whatever it cures?
that's a double helix DNA structure.

The building blocks of your appearance and function.

And yes, hemophilia is gene related, hence the symbol

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Health / Re: Hemgenix: This Is World’s Most Expensive Drug And It Costs $3.5 Million Per Dose by Crystalom5: 3:09pm On Dec 26, 2022
tydi:
grin
Tinubu drug is the most expensive drug in the world

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Health / Re: Hemgenix: This Is World’s Most Expensive Drug And It Costs $3.5 Million Per Dose by Crystalom5: 3:08pm On Dec 26, 2022
Tinubu the drug lord is using a formula to calculate how he can start pushing this drugs now

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Politics / Re: Why Peter Obi Can Never Win by Crystalom5: 3:03pm On Dec 26, 2022
Obi is our incoming president.

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Politics / Re: Who Wants Buhari's Legacy To Be Sustained? by Crystalom5: 2:20pm On Dec 26, 2022
Nigerians, 2023 is our time to decide. Vote wisely.


And if you are offended by vote wisely, know that you are backing the wrong horse.

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Politics / Re: Who Wants Buhari's Legacy To Be Sustained? by Crystalom5: 2:18pm On Dec 26, 2022
Emilokan.

Like a child he feels Nigeria is his birth right. He thinks the country is that toy he can cry for and his parents will tell the other kids to give back to him

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Politics / Re: Who Wants Buhari's Legacy To Be Sustained? by Crystalom5: 2:17pm On Dec 26, 2022
A cockroach can never be innocent in a gathering of fowls.

Christians interest will never be much represented in a gathering of Muslims.

For one, it conflicts their very faith and what they stand for. Secondly, they will never understand how a Christian think

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Politics / Re: Who Wants Buhari's Legacy To Be Sustained? by Crystalom5: 2:14pm On Dec 26, 2022
If you are senseless enough to think Muslim Muslim ticket mean nothing because you want to sound progressive and woke.

Then you are indeed senseless.

The first step to unity is guaranteeing that everyone's interest will be represented.

What better way to do that than picking someone from each group?

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Politics / Re: Who Wants Buhari's Legacy To Be Sustained? by Crystalom5: 2:12pm On Dec 26, 2022
Nigeria is already fragmenting and instead of leading an all inclusive government, you are side-lining major groups.

Yet you speak of unity. You can't build a house on shaky foundations and expect it to stand.

Till tomorrow, no one will trust buhari because of his biased appointment.


We don't need the same trend

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Politics / Re: Who Wants Buhari's Legacy To Be Sustained? by Crystalom5: 2:10pm On Dec 26, 2022
And asking us to keep quiet while they destroy the country for us and our children unborn.

Baba if you no well go rest. No be disrespect. We need capable hands

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