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May the Valkyries welcome you and lead you through Odin's great battle field. May they sing your name with love and fury, so that we might hear it rise from the depths of Valhalla. And know that you've taken your rightful place at the table of Kings. For a great man has fallen, A warrior. A chieftain. A father. A friend ~ Gobber

It's a double pleasure to deceive the deceiver
~ David Percival

What if you had to tell someone the most important thing in the world, but you knew they'd never believe you ~ Doug

madridguy:
Igbos don't hate buhari. Forget PDP online miscreants.

God bless Said Baba

Fvck you! We hate Buhari!

gbosaa:
By ‘smarter’ you mean reading another man’s literature and reproducing same in an exam hall with the ultimate aim of a bogus prefix before your name?

We celebrate certificates, invest our resources in foreign schools while our own educational system suffer.
We graduate with first class grades but still can’t solve our internal problems.
Lots of doctors but we still travel abroad for treatment , lots of electrical engineers and technicians but we can’t fix our power issues?
Lots of mechanical and civil engineers but we still depend on the Chinese to fix our pot holes, lots of ecological experts but we still haven’t found solutions to our ecological and environmental problems.

It’s not by answering Alhaji Prof Dr or Pastor Engr, Architect, high chief etc.

I know someone that went for NNPC interview and he said they are still using quota system. If you don't give the best and brightest leadership or position they merited, this country shall remain the same or worse.

rentAcock:
I think its time we do away with dual citizenship. If you are a citizen of a foreign country either by birth or naturalisation you should be forced to denounce your Nigerian citizenship as it is technically unfathomable to have the best interests of two countries at heart.

Nigeria is slowly but surely progressing and one day, it will undergo the same scale of economic growth and prosperity that China has enjoyed over the last 30 years. All those who ran away and abandoned Nigeria for greener pastures abroad, will be the same ones begging to return for better opportunities.

God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Come on keep quiet!

Yen yen yen Nigeria will progress

Dude, The babe don show her true sef. If i were you, i go to coldstone and lick ice-cream then go for thanksgiving. After she played you, she had the audacity to attempt suicide!?

Imho, i think Timi walked in on his wife romancing pastor and then she changed it for the pastor and cried rape. Love affair gone bad! Me think sha

Antoeni:
I DONT KNOW THE #COZA HEAD PASTOR IN PERSON BUT THIS IS WHAT I HAVE TO SAY.

A Pastor who has a close relationship with you, who could invite you anywhere to meet him up and you will willingly meet him up because of the Father and daughter relationship both of you have created over time, suddenly wakes up early in the morning by 7AM as brilliant and smart as he looks, summoned courage left his family (Wife and Child) to visit your family house that early hour, not minding if anyone would be at home, you opened the door, he pushed you, pulled off his trousers and raped you, you didn't scream, no! You tried to scream but he covered your mouth in the parlor of your family house, overpowered you in your parents house, when he was done raping you he didn't rush out, he still went to the car and got a drink and gave to you comfortably not minding if anyone might come in to see the blood stains, And finally with the way she described her compound I wondered who opened the gate that early hours of the day.... Don't also forget that her sister was at home. Dumb storyline, from a dumb Author..... I don't support rape, but your story should be truthful enough to convince smart people.

Before I forget, with the way she described her family house, I believe her family is well to do to an extent an average family, and at 18 and as smart and outspoken as you said earlier on, why didn't you tell it to your parents immediately so they can take up the case immediately, why wait till now?

There are things you tell smart people and they would believe not this crab. Something might have transpired between you both which I don't know but not this story.

I've been seeing a lot of post from people concluding on this matter, think before you write

My advice to every young lady or young man out there, if you ever become a victim of rape which I pray you won't become speak out immediately..

I say no to Rape, but this story got few lapses me view tho

Few lapses!? Bro this story get errors more than programming languages.

What about the second one that took placr on the bonnet of his car? Like he took her to a big, isolated forest then ordered her down to position herself on the bonnet then raped her? Cool story.

Do you know the statistics of rape to occur to a woman the second time by the same man? I mean if he raped you the first time, what are you doing with him the second time alone?

That pastor is no saint but this rape accusation is just dumb!

Jubilancy:
There is something about basket ball players height that'a makes them look so hot for me though

Steph Curry ain't got no height but i could be gay for him. Dude so fine

Yyeske:
You are the real Igbo hater, BBC never apologized, stop reading headlines alone, go to the source and check the dates of the fake news.

Says the man crying on an igbo thread


Your tears are delicious!

https://www.nairaland.com/5226161/bbc-igbo-apologizes-insensitivity-it


Now those igbo haters and trash talkers can go and die!

John Wick 3

Babyaga really showed himself. Imho, that's the best action movie i've seen this year. It was all action, a little bit of comedy but it was awesome. Good to know there will be another part

Craze people full this forum i swear

I love this Ooni guy.

Did the ijaws bleed in the name of Biafra?

Honestly, I'm good at keeping a house and it's environment clean. I'll help my wife with that but I hate cooking sha and I do know how to keep a kitchen clean too

Tottenham to Manchester United

Tottenham: Take top 4


Manchester United to Arsenal

Manchester United: No, you take top 4


Arsenal to Chelsea
Arsenal: No, you take top 4


Chelsea be like
Bleep y'all

Afobear:
Just like Underwater Wakanda and wonder woman ? Specialists in Failure

Bro, come on! I'm sorry for the things I said about marvel movies. Will you please stop quoting me Now? Please

Dope man, dope man smoke that sh*t!

moshino:
You mean Hotels right? So it was Rochas that built all those hotels in Owerri?

You dey mind them mumu. Houses and hotels people built with money is now an achievement for rochas.

Iberibe â tú bólà the boy

arinzeejikonye:
I can corroborate his opinion,
Owelle got his pitfalls and imperfections, but it is a truism that apart from dee Sam mbakwe, Owelle raised the bar of development in the state more than any other, hopefully ihedioha's administration gonna build upon his legacy.


If the mods can permit, we can take a holistic look at the state under owelle.


Imo state University owerri
@sky_beetle

Same place multiple angles is height of development?! Come lemme take to Rochas so he can anoint you too

You're over 40 and you call yourself little babe?

Kennyfancy:
Who dash That Man 2 Local Government, somebody that can not win Local government Chairman, PDP need to go to court even after winning the Election

This one just Killed me with laugh

Bro, just pour the blame on her!

Please please please, don't encourage this stupidity! Is it also known that the data service providers and snails are in a slow competition?

BuhariAdvocate:
I want to know reason why Jonathan not send congratulations letter to Mr President up till now. Although I'm not surprised because Jonathan is an idiot old buffalo. I wonder why people call him hero of democracy .the reason why Jonathan conceded defeat in 2015 was connected with the fear that buhari would jail him for the atrocities he committed. Jonathan is most corrupted President in the history of Nigeria.

A renowned M0ron that does not know that "reason" and "why" shouldn't not be in the same sentence is insulting a one time president.

Clown!

Mace0lane:
Everyday on NL you encounter one foolish thread from Igbos supporting PDP claim what their forefathers never achieved. They claim they own Lagos, the Yorubas are agberos n all that and even more absurd n lunatic rant etc.

Buhari as proven the Igbo voting strength is as worthless as the Ibibios politically in Nigeria. No disrespect to the ibibios but,
with all the hullabaloo of this supporters after loosing the presidential election so shamelessly with the Atikuloot mantra they have switch to Lagos to continue to make their unending foolish noise online.

To put an end to their noise I suggest Jimi select an Igbo deputy so Igbos supporting PDP can be eternally put to shame or how do one explain that with all their noise they are not considered worthy as deputy which is of no significance in Nigeria polity ?


Igbo noisemakers on NL that ignored the failure Ikpeazu Ugwauyi Umahi without a single signature project to their name but dwell on the politics of other state to lament n wail the sorrows of the lives.

Can yo list how many schools hospitals bridge roundabout flyovers underpass factory constructed by the trio Igbo failures they adhore in Biafra ? Can anyone believe that with 4 year allocation this three colossal failure Igbo called governors can not point to 2 standards project for the 4 year allocation they have received yet this jerks keep insulting Ganduje with over 3 bridges that no Igbo state can construct till Jesus return.

Not to disrespect your father but he bore a very stup!d child! I hope the rest of your family aren't this stup!d either

Please who knows how this was done with html and css?

R2bees:
SHOULD I COLLECT THE MONEY OR NOT??.

Was strolling down my street last week around 7pm i heard noise coming out from an uncompleted building close to my street, i took a peep and saw my neighbour alongside other guys beating up two guys( i know them too), i went there to inquire why they were beating those guys, to my greatest shock it happened they were caught in homosexual act, like WTF!! is this not this same Ebuka (Not real name) that do roam with all the fine girls in my area. Nawa o.
Now they were asked to pay some cash else they will tell the whole street what they saw in turn we(Now i comes in for being present there, lol) keep our mouth shut.

Fast forward today, I just got a call from my neighbour that i should come and collect my share.. Now I'm scared. lol. Don't know what to do. I'M A BAD GUY BUT A VERY GOOD BAD GUY, not this way.

So you are wreck it Ralph!? Congratulations! Now say the good bad guy affirmation.

Ardar:
Unfortunately all these things you wrote are just plain bull sh*t. I live in Port Harcourt and I can also confidently tell you that those ikwere's, ogoni's, ijaws etc living there too don't see eye to eye especially ikwere and ijaw.

Yoruba over Lords indeed you must one of them dirty meat sellers or taxi drivers messing up the place. Let me reach you a lesson with facts, your hero awo [ which also means frog in igbo] died like a worthless rat after been witch hunted by northerners.

Imagine a yoruber calling someone smelling when you yorubers are the champions of dirtiness and diseases, lol was not the other day that we saw some yoruber people scooping groundnut oil straight from the gutter? Once again over Lords indeed.

Drug trafficking? Dude are you serious? Do you think we are still living in the era of been brainwashed by yoruber dominated media? Bitc*h we all have internet access now and we all can clearly see how heads are rolling in the South was*te every god damn day.

And next time use more paragraphs, no one can read that brainless sh*t you just wrote without his or her head turninoniown, product of awo's free education indeed.

In as much as I am tempted to reply that asshole, I rather ask you out on a date.

Dial it down with this their ethnic bs