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tgmservice:
he is kind of overhyped he thinks he can perform magic with this current scrap players

Liverpool would have won this match if he had started benteke but his s!lly mind was telling him something else. Now he has spoilt what was supposed to be a perfect day for me.

megawax8:
LOL

Guy e no funny again! Me haff now move over to Real Madrid.

tgmservice:
why are you a liverpool fan

I just can't say! Klopp is one stup!d coach. How can you not start benteke?

Lord, if you are there, please strike Klopp now! Strike him now!

yusufu16:
Do you know that when you type ap, app, apb, your phone has to guess so many words. It happens to me all the time with my BlackBerry Z10. The phone will even suggest words I do not mean to type.

No be only you dey use Z10, so keep quiet!

Liverpool all the way

One id!ot no go let Nigeria rest abi

I go collect my chanji ni. Wetin I go use Pay her cab fare?

Lmao! If I hear say I talk anything. Cheating no be the only bad thing wey dey marriage.

How did you know all these? Any Porn star come confession recently? If you know how Porn dey help some people life, you no go dey talk like this

obixcel:
That is exactly what his(Leonardo) fans are doing, they are painting a picture to make him look like the "victim", d one whose privileges were denied. The result is that more pressure will be built on the folks that give these awards whether by voting or selection, so that they may be forced to give the award to d person(s) who d vast majority of fans have labelled "the victim". And this is not healthy for the movie industry as they will start giving awards to persons out of "sympathy" instead of "Talent, skill and ability". The Revenant is cool though, just dat fans shouldn't do what 9ja politicians would label as "overheating the polity".

I think if Oscar was been given to actor with wide fan base tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, johnny and Leo would have won it 10years back but I kinda like the mystery in it. You never may know who might just snatch this time although I'm betting my money on Matt Damon.

shockwave91:
do u think it'll be hilarious when DiCaprio retires and a bipoic is made of him and d actor who plays him gets to win an oscar 4 his potrayal?

If the person plays him correctly then give him the award.

1. Lassa fever
2. Rising unemployment
And one guy talk say him dey fight corruption!

Buhari should drop that his corruption war and start battling lassa fever before it finishes us and no one will be left to acknowledge his fight against corruption.

obixcel:
Hm, u and Csami dey vex o! Me I no fit drink Panadol becos of dis their awards. That is not my business, all I know is that I watch and enjoy my movie with a nice plot and strong acting, Period! Who dem give award abi who dem no give no go ever change my life for good or for d worse.

Bros u no go understand. Every entertainment channel just dey talk about the Revenant and Leonardo as if na only am never win Oscar.

SIRcumalot:
E suppose win am the academy don play am wayo many times.
The revenant no be kind of movie wetin concern me with cinematography and beautiful shot ?
I just want a very good dialogue,nice plot and some laughs simple.

Na only am dem play wayo? Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Will Smith and Johnny Depp never win am so why him own come different? Carry movie from 18th century setting dey deceive people so him fit win Oscar. Like I said, Oscar organizers should call him aside and hand him the award but make dem no just try use that film as criteria.

SIRcumalot:
I no watch The Revenant finish but I no fit even think about watching that danish girl movie.

So the movie no make sense to you abi? But Leonardo wan use am win Oscar o!

Everyone is shouting The Revenant! The Revenant! As if I saw a different The Revenant? They should just call Leonardo one side and hand him the Oscar jor! Me prefer the Danish girl to that movie.

This post reeks of something but I'm yet to figure out what it is.

Lmao

So Alan Rickman is gone! Lemme pay my respect to him by watching harry potter.

That 25 tho! I don laff tire

Flashh:
South-Easterns at it again.

Raymond Numofagha and oraye franklin are names from SE abi? Grow sense! This is 2016.

Na wa o!

change49ja:
Wow!
Arsenal_draw
Man City_draw
Chelsea_draw
Man Utd_draw
Liverpool_draw
Tottenham_lose

Just imagine person bet all this draw soup!

Dojupyo:
Why would she do all that if she's not your wife
#no be only wash clothes, na cloth wash

So you mean to tell me you've not seen such girls?

QueenValerie:
. Yes.But she's performing like a wife so....

That's the thing....she's not yet married!

Move b!tch get out the way - Ludacris

It depends o! If she cleans your house, wash your clothes, cook for you, have good sex with you....then you must take care of all her needs or still remain single.

IamLEGEND1:


Me: Johnson,look me for eye first...... But you na my friend shey? and we dey play together always ba!
then give me na.

Lmao! If I be Johnson I go just close eyes.

You should see me the first time I wooed a lady, you for slap cluelessness comot my body. I was in my final year then. I and some friends went out to eat. We met two gorgeously look ladies in the restaurant and they were sitting opposite us. We and the girls finish eating and left at same time. We were heading home and I guess they were going home too but towards the same direction. Then one of my friend told me that one of them was looking at me since we walked into the restaurant and to him, the look means green light from her, that I should go after her. After much ginger, I went after her and it became of one my many regret till today cause it was an epic disaster.
Me: Hello ladies! Excuse me
*two girls turned*
Girl1: yes?
Me: can I speak to your friend alone?
Girl1: No problem.
*Girl1 walks away but can still hear us*
Me: hi! I'm .......
Girl2: ok

Anxiety setting in
Me: like I said, I want to talk to you.
Girl2: about what?
*my mouth started shaking*
Me: I..i..i am ......
Girl2: you said that already.
Chronic anxiety setting in
Me: emm...emm...emm..emm
The next thing I heard from girl1 was "NK, leave him let's go jor! Is like your beauty is intimidating him. Maybe he should call his friends to come help him speak."
It was then I remembered cool FM woo a girl in 60seconds. During the program, a guy called in and spoke every grammar he knows still no way. Due to limited time, he said "baby, I love you talk your own."
As she was about to leave, I said to her "baby I love you abeg just say something, anything?" The look she and her friend gave me was epic. All I could deduct from the look was who sent this mentally unbalanced person to us.

I just can't forget that day.

DaBullIT:
AND that's access?

Won't they pay workers? That's the access.