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When someone can't handle the after effect of weed, they create thread like this.
"South south" brings nothing but Oil and that is enough to sustain Nigeria.

What about the one that borrowed money to buy APC presidential ticket and could still afford to school his children abroad?

Caseless:
it wouldn't have been easy for u to call someone's dad a 'coconut' head if u have one, don't u think?

It sounds easy and fair to insult Jonathan hmm?

Khloe or kim?

And people are talking about the year 2106? I pray Jesus comes back before the 4th war world because hiding won't help anybody when hydrogen and nuclear bombs start going off.

A man after my heart.

Papa dey snap, pikin dey snap. Una well don.

Mizzzbeee:
tnx

Abeg remove Victor Frankenstein from that list. That movie was poo mixed with adulterated piss and a total waste of MB and precious time.

Nna mehn who she epp?

Op, did you smack that ass before grabbing it or did you grab it before smacking it?

Nice ass tho

joey150:
considering we are doing so bad.. We still miles ahead of you.
Speaks volume of your demise.

OK. God help arsenal to win tomorrow cos I'm coming for you.

joey150:
ahhh 1989...hahahah. Really?! U will make a great historian. I bet we won the ucl before world war 2

Besides we arsenal fans are not happy..we protest at games. Because we hate mediocrity and failure..

You haven't won the league in your own country since 1993.. And you say you are a big club? Besides we talking local here..dont take it to Europe yet.. I love liverpool..and even more since klopp came om board.

But you are still an under achieving club..no matter how much you spend.. You'll just never win the league..

Sad really.

And arsenal are over achievers eh? Kai! You need to get well soon.

joey150:
but i cannot be jealous of a looser na..

I can only jealous achievers...

Ok

joey150:
all of you are getting it wrong.
I can jealous barca and madrid or even Leicester..
How can i be envious of a club that has never won the epl since 93?? Thats like after 23 trials, thats failure in hd.
Sorry i cannot hate on failure bros..sorry to say but You are not a big club.
Am wishing ur club well..cause i love klop.

Lemme help you. Liverpool won the league as far back as 1989. It wasn't premier League then but we are still happy abi? Did any liverpool fan complain to you?

Now arsenal, your darling club has not won and will never win UEFA. I'm not even sure about them qualifying for UEFA next season.

Now take all your hate and negative energy and channel towards wenger alright?

porozhniy:
@Mimzy, there is nothing romantic about football. Nothing beats the exhilarating feeling u get from shouting urself hoarse on a typical matchday, throwing banter with the opposition fans, holding urself from taking an imaginary shot everytime ur team gets near the opposition goal, applauding that crunch ball recovery tackle, the crazy celebrations when the ball finally hit the back of the net. Sometimes, you kick at a ball in ur sleep while grinning from ear to ear. Most of us just watch football for 90 minutes on weekends, i dnt understand why a lot of women want their partners to spend those precious minutes with them. Me go quarrel with anybody wey try deny me my weekly fix without any tangible reason...

Now this guy gets it.

Watching football with your girlfriend is cool but for people like me.....Never!
Football requires 100% concentration from me. Football to me, is like watching a movie directed by Christopher Nolan or studying chemistry. 100% focus, 100% complaining. The anxiety alone will make you not to notice the girl sitting beside you. That's football for me.

For Nigeria! You want to spoil my family's name?
Go inside, get my shotgun and start blasting.
No son of mine that is gay will live to tell the story.

Jumbledwords:
I don't really care for issues surrounding politics/politicians but what exactly is the bone of contention here? Do people really think the president can't afford to pay for the trip on his own dime? How/why are people concluding that it came from the country's purse? If you have concrete evidence, please put it forward.

Yes, he cannot afford it. He claimed to have borrowed money to pay for his presidential ticket and all of a sudden, he can afford to school and transport his daughters to London.

kaydguru:
U re truly an abused person. I can get help for you, if u don't mind.

Like I said earlier, ya papa abused me! Now fvck off and stop quoting me. You can handle that as a big boy can't you

kaydguru:
No wonder you still reason like someone that was abused. Get help asap.

I'm sure your father is the person responsible for the abuse.

Lmao! The buhari guy just killed me.
C class: what is your favorite sex position?

Buhari guy: Ehn my brother let me tell you my position, if buhari can just make importation easy blah blah blah

Me: Rotflmao!

My favorite is cat style.

obixcel:
Easy na bros, lol, some folks haven't watched these movies yet and it would spoil their eagerness.

I haven't seen BVS yet but it's not like what y'all have said here is going to make it any different.

obixcel:
lol, I understand u couldn't stomach d nearly 3 hrs of space adventure. I learnt so many stuff though, personally I enjoy most documentaries on space and d universe at large,but d 3 hour movie was energy-sapping.

Christopher Nolan sure knows how to make someone keep paracetamol close while watching his movies.

During my secondary school days, house master used fist instead of cane. Next!

armadeo:
Just watched interstellar after all these years it has been on my laptop. It was an intriguing movie but not one I could stomach again.

Already spoiled stoneheart by reading it up. That would have been a lovely movie to see.

I can only spoil a movie if I'm jumping scenes but if I read online, I'll want more. You know that feeling you get while watching a movie is quite different from reading a movie.

Straight outta compton - that sh*t was dope. So dope!

Crimson peak - awful ghost story. One minute it was a ghost story the next minute, it became crime related.

The Martian - na wa o! One guy can sabi everything. He's an engineer (all kinds o!), botanist, computer genius, physicist, chemist, medical expert, bomb expert etc. If there were to be signs of an animal life, he would have to become a zoologist. And everybody on earth had to leave their businesses and listen to NASA repatriate the guy from Mars to space. Good one hollywood.

Bridge of spies - Epic! That's why I love Spielberg.

She's an illiterate with bad temper, not a very nice combination. True, if she had a gun she would have shot the bobo and for what? Wrong accusation?
Me can never accept such a woman in my life. As a matter of fact, I'll be filing a restraining order on her.
I can't dodge all the problems in Nigeria only to get killed in my house by the hands of a woman who claims to love me. Never!

Mizzzbeee:
we have already apologized what else do you want

Na you dey apologize. If I watch a movie I hate, I'm coming here to criticize it with details and passion. If I watch the one I like very much like "stone heart asylum", I'm still going to talk about it.


Stoneheart asylum, the twist in the end was so badt.

Explorers:
84. Finger length may indicate penis size.

Hold up your right hand. Are your index and ring fingers mismatched?
Men who have a shorter index finger than ring finger may have longer penis and also have more handsome faces.

I'm gonna take this one very serious.

Interesting! Now lemme go lose some weight and get an additional 2inches then I'm off to Greece.

Both London has fallen and Olympus has fallen lack reality.
First, you can't just breach the white house the way those Koreans did without the help of an insider like white house down. Secondly, you can't never take 40 world leaders down no matter how sophisticated and well prepared you are. Never! Except with the help of batman, superman in fact the justice league or avengers.

Now, Gerard butler's law abiding citizen is realistic.

armadeo:
The good dinosaur.


I honestly didn't get this movie... what exactly did the dinosaur to to achieve the mark at the end..

Maybe the entire ordeal he experienced.

Any way. 5/10.

He survived in the wild.

Mehn! Things dey happen o!

Chai Chelsea! Warris dis na?