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1. Lassa fever
2. Rising unemployment
And one guy talk say him dey fight corruption!

Buhari should drop that his corruption war and start battling lassa fever before it finishes us and no one will be left to acknowledge his fight against corruption.

obixcel:
Hm, u and Csami dey vex o! Me I no fit drink Panadol becos of dis their awards. That is not my business, all I know is that I watch and enjoy my movie with a nice plot and strong acting, Period! Who dem give award abi who dem no give no go ever change my life for good or for d worse.

Bros u no go understand. Every entertainment channel just dey talk about the Revenant and Leonardo as if na only am never win Oscar.

SIRcumalot:
E suppose win am the academy don play am wayo many times.
The revenant no be kind of movie wetin concern me with cinematography and beautiful shot ?
I just want a very good dialogue,nice plot and some laughs simple.

Na only am dem play wayo? Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Will Smith and Johnny Depp never win am so why him own come different? Carry movie from 18th century setting dey deceive people so him fit win Oscar. Like I said, Oscar organizers should call him aside and hand him the award but make dem no just try use that film as criteria.

SIRcumalot:
I no watch The Revenant finish but I no fit even think about watching that danish girl movie.

So the movie no make sense to you abi? But Leonardo wan use am win Oscar o!

Everyone is shouting The Revenant! The Revenant! As if I saw a different The Revenant? They should just call Leonardo one side and hand him the Oscar jor! Me prefer the Danish girl to that movie.

This post reeks of something but I'm yet to figure out what it is.

Lmao

So Alan Rickman is gone! Lemme pay my respect to him by watching harry potter.

That 25 tho! I don laff tire

Flashh:
South-Easterns at it again.

Raymond Numofagha and oraye franklin are names from SE abi? Grow sense! This is 2016.

Na wa o!

change49ja:
Wow!
Arsenal_draw
Man City_draw
Chelsea_draw
Man Utd_draw
Liverpool_draw
Tottenham_lose

Just imagine person bet all this draw soup!

Dojupyo:
Why would she do all that if she's not your wife
#no be only wash clothes, na cloth wash

So you mean to tell me you've not seen such girls?

QueenValerie:
. Yes.But she's performing like a wife so....

That's the thing....she's not yet married!

Move b!tch get out the way - Ludacris

It depends o! If she cleans your house, wash your clothes, cook for you, have good sex with you....then you must take care of all her needs or still remain single.

IamLEGEND1:


Me: Johnson,look me for eye first...... But you na my friend shey? and we dey play together always ba!
then give me na.

Lmao! If I be Johnson I go just close eyes.

You should see me the first time I wooed a lady, you for slap cluelessness comot my body. I was in my final year then. I and some friends went out to eat. We met two gorgeously look ladies in the restaurant and they were sitting opposite us. We and the girls finish eating and left at same time. We were heading home and I guess they were going home too but towards the same direction. Then one of my friend told me that one of them was looking at me since we walked into the restaurant and to him, the look means green light from her, that I should go after her. After much ginger, I went after her and it became of one my many regret till today cause it was an epic disaster.
Me: Hello ladies! Excuse me
*two girls turned*
Girl1: yes?
Me: can I speak to your friend alone?
Girl1: No problem.
*Girl1 walks away but can still hear us*
Me: hi! I'm .......
Girl2: ok

Anxiety setting in
Me: like I said, I want to talk to you.
Girl2: about what?
*my mouth started shaking*
Me: I..i..i am ......
Girl2: you said that already.
Chronic anxiety setting in
Me: emm...emm...emm..emm
The next thing I heard from girl1 was "NK, leave him let's go jor! Is like your beauty is intimidating him. Maybe he should call his friends to come help him speak."
It was then I remembered cool FM woo a girl in 60seconds. During the program, a guy called in and spoke every grammar he knows still no way. Due to limited time, he said "baby, I love you talk your own."
As she was about to leave, I said to her "baby I love you abeg just say something, anything?" The look she and her friend gave me was epic. All I could deduct from the look was who sent this mentally unbalanced person to us.

I just can't forget that day.

DaBullIT:
AND that's access?

Won't they pay workers? That's the access.

DaBullIT:
That's better


Allowing MTN access to funds is like leaving a loaded gun with a toddler


And the Fine was even legal , why is MTN refusing to pay after all the fraudulent deductions from user's accounts


I did not subscribe to anything but they kept charging me twice a week for caller tunes throughout december

and data ? One movie and 4 gig turns to 800 MB

MTN should pay up afterall the fine's been reduced

They have access to the funds but it can't leave Nigeria.

mimibright:
You know sometime ago my pastor David Ibeomieo was preaching and mentioned how he married his wife and had 50naira left in the house
. And how young girls shouldn't seek weathly men to marry them but a man with vision and together they will build their empire. It makes a lot of sense to meet her before you make it. It's alot difficult now every girl acts like they will die without you . Am seriously considering single parenting...

And I support your single parent decision. You have trust issues and that's good because it keeps you in check with any woman but you have to open your heart to love bro! Try loving again. Your love might not be what it use to be but at least you'll be making progress.

Slingkey:
Artificial boobs

Nah! They're real

Una wan go disturb buhari peace for Aso villa abi? They forgot that politicians don't campaign after election. The Bring Back Our Girls mantra was used as a campaign promise and it served it purpose very well. Well now Hilter reincarnated is in power...fvck them girls, fvck boko boys, fvck campaign promises and fvck Nigeria! A retard is the president and if you don't like chanji relocate.

Make una dey wait for chanji, me don relocate to Ghana.

Do whatever that makes you happy. Don't let the actions of four ladies and Vivian dictate your life and the lives of other responsible women out there. If I were you, I be very happy I caught the LovePeddler before we got married. If you can handle been a single parent, why not go for it? Mama would understand with time.

It depends on who I see her with. If I see her with my born again cousin na gimme I dey talk straight.

armadeo:
I liked scorch trials. I can't explain it. I look forward to the next instalment.

Good for you!

Dem campaign early for Bayelsa too

koice:
Why don't we wait for part 3 and see what happens, heh?

You wait, I'm done.

Graviton2:
You should read the books.

I'm too lazy when it comes to reading but instead of that book, I rather read hunger games.


The good dinosaur was very cool.

This thing with buhari is getting interesting everyday. I'll just watch from a very far place with my popcorn and zobo and see how buhari dictates this country.

Suffering from dual personality disorder abi?