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omooba969:
Who dem be?

O boy! Dem plenty o

I catch them naked

Law of nature! You can't run away from your sins.

jayfolarin:
You have to pay for developments that leads to a robust economy which in turn leads to higher standard of living (Job creation, Increment in Minimum wage, Good roads, healthcare facilities etc)..

With 19800? Let's say I pay for every development you mentioned, with which money will i feed myself with?
Comparing US and Europe with us in terms of development! You must be high op.

1. Please post all threads in the right section, and don't derail threads by posting off topic.

People do this everyday but no ban.

2. Don't abuse, bully, deliberately insult/provoke, fight, or wish harm to Nairaland members OR THEIR TRIBES.

One of the most silly rule here. Nobody gives a sh*t about it and still no ban.

3. Don't threaten, support or DEFEND violent acts against any person, tribe, race, animals, or group (e.g. rape).

Jos lion made front page plus multiple dead snake thread.

4. Discussions of the art of love-making should be restricted to the hidden sexuality section.

Nobody sees this one.

5. Don't post pornographic or disgusting pictures or videos on any section of Nairaland.

I dey laff

6. Don't post adverts or affiliate links outside the areas where adverts are explicitly allowed.

Another I dey laff

7. Don't say, do, or THREATEN to do anything that's detrimental to the security, success, or reputation of Nairaland.

Banning of pro-biafra handle na like it affects nairaland indeed.

8. Don't post false information on Nairaland.

This one happens on a daily basis.

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Na dis one dey cause wahala sef

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Story

11. Don't create distracting posts with: ALL WORDS BOLD / huge font sizes / ALL CAPS / distracting images etc.

Now I dey seriously laff

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These rules are so funny. Half of Nairaland handles should be on ban by now.

Could this be love!

IamLEGEND1:
and why the croc no attack her hand?

na Edo girl be that.

If dem present you with delicacy, you no go take your time?

Break up this unholy marriage called Nigeria or sell it.

Buhari no get sense ni! Can't he see that oil is a thing of the past. Why won't he look for another source of revenue for this country?


Chai I forget say buhari no get sense sef.

Lemme bring out my handkerchief and start crying. Nigeria is gone mehn!

APC thugs

Agenda less party in control of jack booted thugs in association of past criminals and a certified dundee as president. Yeah! Nigeria is indeed fvcked.

Buhari to be forewarned is............. if actually buhari can complete it.

I just saw rule 9 o! Is Seun really serious about this? Now that's what we call abuse of forum. And we all thought buhari is the only dictator in town

She gat big boobs

Dem go soon deny am.

abokikhalifa:
looser

C'mon you can do better na!

I just wonder how buhari communicates with other world leaders. I can barely understand him when he makes a sentence.

Just thinking out loud sha!

Sarboy:
Stop being paranoid. This is not about PDP vs Apc. If you are sentimentally blind to see the problems, people who are directly involved/affected have nothing to lose from telling us the problems Nigeria is currently in.

Don't bother yourself. With time everyone will join the wailing team.

klassiquette:
I'm not justifying her crazy act but its crazier for a guy to hit a lady, there were better ways to handle her imbalance than slapping her

Men hit women always cause they're weak, it's not normal or right but sh*t happens. But a lady that slaps a man when provoked is crazier and lacks respect.

Ever seen where a lady slapped a guy before? It takes time for him to respond. Why? Because he's processing the slap in his mind and asking himself question like;
Did she just slap me?
But what did I do?
What gave her the mind to slap me?

P.s. hitting a woman is bad.

rusher14:
I strongly believe he's doing all the preambles before sitting in and getting down to domestic duties.

Really? U.S, U.K, Iran, Malta, France and he's still setting the stage! He should as well visit the Bermuda triangle.

Him wan Waka pass Gulliver.

abokikhalifa:
and you are sounding foolish oloriburuku

Don't worry, you will soon wail.

Ajala is one big hypocrite. Well Islam dey practice racism too. Shake white woman but you no fit shake black woman.

Economy is harsh. People losing their jobs and fresh graduates remain unemployed. The harsh economy is affecting our vegetative cover therefore making goats to wail for buhari and eat his posters.

Mehn soon, the birds in the sky will be wailing. Buhari has dominated their airspace.

When we have the likes of buhari and co that failed waec and don't even know what a university is, one begin to wonder what will happen to those he's presiding over.

Obj, when he returns from France tell him this before he leaves for Barbados.

Kwara's own is something else.

So ajala the traveller spoke but where is he speaking from? The sky?