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Dyt:
All smilin
James darlin s gon get me sm rili nice pantsn bras
hello Miss Cuddlemii

Hello Dyt

Hope the hung over was mild

u woke up to late

If your family wedding is boring, it means one thing, your family is the poor section of the marriage. The other family are the affluent ones with the expensive geles, exclusive catering and drinks. Maybe its 1 ofada rice for 2 and pure water on a table u r guys are offering. R u on the groom or brides section?

Damn rich people they know how to corner and isolate the poor, you probably cant see the festivity right now or u r forced to carry ice blocks and drums for drinks. PELE

how did everyone understand the content of this topic. am i the only one seeing things

hello everyone its past morning already. what is the meaning of this statement he made:

'by then u can tak care of d reason u guy broke in d 1st place shd u leave her for your frd or tak her back'

[quote author=High_Chief link=topic=694932.msg8683212#msg8683212 date=1310208324]You are the only Bentley in my garrage, the only meat in my soup. Anybody that comes between us will kick bucket.

Errrrm, are you ready yet? So i can send the jet over[/quote]Let me think about it. This thread changed everything. Would get back to you

whiteroses:
lol

yes FGGC days , whoever has a shaved kitty was a bad one cos obviously it meant you are doing  it abi what are you shaving for if no guy they look lol. one day some juniors were having a bath and a late senior had no choice but to join them. after prep our matron said it has come to her knowledge that some senior girls are shaving their kitty. if you know you are stand up now, half of us stood up happily justifying that it's a current trend and shows our cool sense of hygiene so she lectured us till around 2 a.m about boys, sex and things we already know

Lolz I went to a FGGC too. Which one was urs? Then there is one that has to do with the way u sit and the space in ur pant theory, lolz naija sha

new guy:
@cudd
no reason lik money u know

oh i get it now. In all wat i wrote, this is the right ans, nicely put together

new guy:
ok ppl dis my imagination speaking  break up wit d girl u realy like infact luv due to some reason then later  in future   your friend introduced her as is fiancee to u and by then u can tak care of d reason u guy broke in d 1st place shd u leave her for your frd or tak her back

@op,

Are u asking the guys to break up with the girl they really like for any reason


Which imagination is speaking to u?


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[quote author=Emeka 7. link=topic=708383.msg8682951#msg8682951 date=1310204831]@OP ; (d one without focus and vision at all)[/quote]emeka, why now? wat did he do?

Nice. Hope u voted for ur wife sha? where is ur wife sef?

Sike:
Na wao! Ese ni turn kan loni??

Se Gbolohun Ibere tabi Asapejuwe ni yen?
Itumo sir. Ki ni iyen mean o? E sa la ye fun wa.

[quote author=James-dman link=topic=708383.msg8682629#msg8682629 date=1310200670]~~Mornin Cuddy, hw was your nite, hope u dreamt of Sexkillz? LoLZ! Don't worri abt d 'rams', Dyt dearie said, she ain't bothered by d amounts of flingz i get involved in, so long as my luv/lust 4 her is stil strong. *Dyt dearie, hw are u gonna spend your day? Me, no lectures 2day, so i'm gonna go shopin n guess wat, i'm gonna get u a surprise present!*[/quote]My night was aight. Ive missed all ya. yes i dreamt of hims, lolz

ok den continue with your rams, lol

how was your nite

190:
^sure i think antelopes and squirrel live down there in mine

hmmm do u need an operation to be performed on u, call 0091 780 234 8734. Doctor Sexkillz is the best hand we have and Nurse Dyt is on duty this weekend

190:
^are u shaved down there

Definitely that's one of my most priced possessions . I groom it well . Even my toddler is going to wink when its coming through

I am sure u would be a caveman

You both fit eachother Dyt and James

But Dyt beware of rams oh

Morning love birds

190:
Girls of these days are as hairy as a Gazette down there

I saw it

Nah, That's even the most shaved part of the body. In my school, they know virgins when u don't shave so people used to hide when bathing so as not to give a wrong impression. They also know the way you wash it, if you use ur fingers to clean it thoroughly. Damn crazy school theories

Tomorrow Im coming back poetic mode, sleep tite dear

men today was just dry jor. all my friends were nt arnd

No poems tonight jor. Where is everybody?

sexkillz:
Cuddy Tha Twister!

Sex the killer

Some girls don't shave their legs cos they don't have hair on them e.g. moi. But I shave my armpits, eyebrows and "u know where hair" though. Shaving body parts are mostly for hairy people except off course the usual places where hair is meant to be on.

Hairy legs are so irritating. I think waxing is preferred for the legs cos shaving stick makes the hair grow faster and longer.

Ok Im here. What did I miss so far?

[quote author=James-dman link=topic=707037.msg8681135#msg8681135 date=1310164015]@Cuddlemii dear, wud u pls join us (DYT N ME) 4 dinner? We've prepared a steaming pot of 'idikayikor'. Pls honor our invitation my visiting my crib (Dyt n James, luv/lust). Tnx.[/quote]Ok where is that please, im starving already

courage89:
You have to love with reasons, simple as that.

My love for my other half is predicated on qualities, values, abilities, characteristics, traits that will always stand the test of time. These qualities are part of her; they cannot be discarded easily, stolen or be bad mouthed in any way. These qualities defines who she is, and complements my qualities as well.

It has nothing to do with material things or general beauty per se, because those can fade away anytime.

This is serious oh. Nice words.

@sexykillz
so u want to eat dyt to stay trym. do u need wyne with yce to go with yt

Hmm this is so one kind

I need a distraction before I mistake my hand bag for him

sexkillz:
I know you Know he's reading the posts!

U just want to unravel this mystery and puzzle sha. Well he is not scared

Goldieluks:
##remains unhurt,because we were actually aiming at the third leg,its dead .
sexkillz,its been blasted out.

So this Goldie is this fun

No wonder 190 is going gaga