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Alariwo2:
That's a warped and shallow way of thinking.. Moreover that's just one person's opinion, doesn't count.


I had a prof. back then who did contract marriage just for kids and he parted ways with the woman after. Jolly nice fellow he was with very easy life & less worries

Poster thinks Nairaland is only for Nigerians living in Naija.....as e be say na them Nigerians dey believe pastors like say them be God......but man nor be God.

Clown everywhere ....

Sebi Buhari Don return now ...

LastMumu:


13. You are driving a car and your brakes failed,then

Do not say your last prayers in panic and be shouting "Jesus! Jesus!" upandan
Do not kill( turn off) the engine in panic as turning off engine will lock your steering then you can't change your path to avoid collisions.
Do not change your gear to “neutral”, just decrease the gears sequentially. If you are in 80 with 4 gear come to 3rd and hit accelerator car will slow down like wise do with rest of the gears.
Once you have attained impact sustainable speed, try hand brakes. If they failed too, collide your vehicle with a similarly sized, parked car because Car fronts are designed to absorb shock (structurally weaker) and hitting a similarly sized car will distribute the momentum evenly
Else collide it with a tree or pole( make sure you wear seat belt and have air bags).

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What if the car is automatic transmission?

Somebody will not eat good food again ni?

600 what ?
My Bro dey manage ya thing oo.

More works to do on ayobo-igando axis ....

Every person lying to deceive Nigerians on the stance of our sick president .......

I pray the sick person be hit with ailments to make his/her miserable.....

That poster below me say amen to this.

Probably you're made ...she want an already made ground to start her fuckery business afresh & comfortable.

Tell her she made a wrong calculation..
Probably her ex denied getting her pregnant and her next move is to channel the baby to the next maga.

Chase her sorry as* far far away from you & your fam... orelse she will make your life miserable.

Haba 14month old baby +9 months pregnancy.
Only God knows the amount of in&out motion that must have gone through her..

Na them..e go pain them Igbos gan.

Click and bend

Em Em Emu...

Isorit

She dey give them breast suck ?
Those rats be looking for something down her chest.

Lagospeople1:
One word for her

Sick

Nah head dey pain them.
They think we will be fooled on the stance of internet security and pay 80k for a phone browser....
money that could buy the latest China phone "tecno" ...browse ko...security nI .

Baboo

�����nwa"aba biafra.

Beter not roast your system board ....check what capacity it could carry before buying 2gb gfx card.

What a pity
What a country.

IamKashyBaby:
HUMOR...

this is very important. I want a man that can make me laugh all the time..no dull moment.

Go for a comedian...for there are down times when jokes don't work anymore......ask "Ali Baba" why he has several wives.....

Look beyond that....crooks have self crafted humour.

saaedlee:
IDIOT WHERE DID THEY MENTION NPF THERE?

Never uter such language to who you don't know.
You might be talking to you father.....u know.

That's to know the integrity of Niaja police...

Very soon we go hear another story...

MrBrownJay1:
ask him these simple question:
- why should you want to have my login detail?!
- if you dont trust me, cant i open my FB profile so you can check in IN MY PRESENCE?
- what next will your low self esteem insecure self ask of me, when you find nothing incriminating on my FB?
- give me a good reason why i should keep dating a man like yourself who doesnt trust me?!

sometimes you just have to get rid of the poisonous people in your life.

It's easy to say ...�

If this story is true ....
God will Bless you and your husband more than you can ever imagine

A black man will never resign from office.
He would like to die there because power is everything to them cows.

Ekiti local Dreamer

Apc zone-B