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Okay

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Awon Oloriburuku dede.

Supers:
Supers

The end of this Nuisance.

obembet:
Àródan is a concept created by the Yoruba people to keep a child/young adult engaged so they do not disturb others.

For instance, Those days. If parents are staying in a single room and they needed to have their "fun time", they just call you

"Lalasticlala, óyá... Go to Mummy Esther's house and tell them to give you Àródan. Don't come back until you get it o"

Before you come back, they're done and they've had their bath self. Community parenting made it possible and easy then.

I don't think that method can work again

Raise your hand if the Àródan concept has ever been used on you.

Credit to arojinle and obembet

That nonsense was tried on me in my teen days. But the difference is it wasn't tried on me by my parents because we were staying in 3Bed Apartment.

Outsiders were the ones who tried the rubbish on me mostly just for fun sake. Nonsense and Arodan.

TheKINGofKings:
To get married you need Atleast two jobs and your wife must also have a job or thriving business. If not sapa will turn you to a low key begger and your wiffe will be collecting doggie from her several boyfriend for money.

Government no send una papa. The system doesn't want you to be rich and comfortable. The system knows if you become reach and comfortable, you will want to challenge their existence

All that aside, women are wired to think there is a rich man out there that is going to come and beg them to marry him (even the ugly and average ones ). It's all government social-wiring. Not know government has use sapa tie men down.

Correct Street OG.

Domainer1999:
Hi Familylanders, how has this current tough economic situations affected your marriage?

For those already in it, has it cause turmoil between you and your partners?
And those that entered it not long, does this current situations make you regret taking such decision.

Had love been lost between aged long partners?For the bachelors/spinsters, are you grateful been single this moment?

Share your experiences?

A lot of them are Menopaused Ridden already and the figure will increase astronomically in the nearest future. So don't stress yourself.

On the other hand their men are Polithiefcians, Fraudsters, and all sort of Vices.

As a Bachelor, I am forever grateful because it gives me joy everyday knowing i didn't bring kids into a country like Nigeria.

Marriage is dead in Nigeria.

megpro:
Female corper came back home to propose to her roadside mechanic lover who singlehandedly trained her in the University. He accepted the proposal, and they should be getting married soon.

https://web.facebook.com/pressexpressngr/posts/pfbid02LpQD1WBTbHubwFA4ZYE9fmc5JQzwLM65eFypiq2k6v3FWJjjPeiykUWVFLaVaeEFl

Maybe na Skit

Na Skit confirmed

COFFINSELLER:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhQTIYwv26s?si=8QIHxHMPWhCERIX-

https://gazettengr.com/endbadgovernance-nigerians-are-sore-losers-says-governor-dapo-abiodun-backs-tinubu/

Until you impoverished gullible citizens start eeling this bastaerds. They will always see you as a Joke.

dre11:
#EndBadGovernance Protests: Lagos Governor Sanwo-Olu Reintroduces 25% Discount On Food Items, 25% Slash On Transport Fares
https://saharareporters.com/2024/08/02/endbadgovernance-protests-lagos-governor-sanwo-olu-reintroduces-25-discount-food-items

Useless iidiots fooools.

Timoleon:
Mehn...this country is gone. I personally don't rate the present NLC. But to go out and protest against the NLC is insanity. How much dem wan pay these ones to further sabotage any slim chance of rescuing their already decaying futures.

Any real change in this country will only happen through violence. A people's revolution.

Lol already decaying or DECAYED.

Kuginzi:
https://punchng.com/pro-tinubu-youths-storm-nassembly-fault-nlcs-planned-protests/?amp

Edoziesmart:
I can't remembered which year I ate indomie last. That's should be 2022 in one Mallam place in Bayelsa State.

But you see rice I just finished eating it few hours ago
Rice sell more than indomie because every home eat rice on weekly basis, both the rich, average and poor people but you won't say the same when it comes to indomie.

Avoid that Opeh.

He lives inside the Cave.

Imagine comparing noodles with Almighty RICE eaten worldwide.

Villa12:
people consume rice more than indomie

Don't mind that Opeh.

I have already told him this.

Seems he lives inside a Cave.

Ebinpiawazuu:
https://dailypost.ng/2024/02/23/biafra-war-your-comment-disgraceful-shows-lack-of-wisdom-sam-amadi-knocks-gowon/

This is one of the Evil beings that shaped the lives of millions of able bodied men and women by plunging them into miserable lives.

Ebinpiawazuu:
https://dailypost.ng/2024/02/23/biafra-war-your-comment-disgraceful-shows-lack-of-wisdom-sam-amadi-knocks-gowon/

An average mallam no get proper working sense talkless of having Wisdom

blowjohn:
Question 1 for u: how many mishai( aboki) u see dey use minimie or cherie noodles?

Me av never seen one.

Wetin dey do this Opeh sef.

Indomie this indomie that.

Abeg go rest jare.

achimendy:
Super pack indomie as I speak with you now is 500 naira per piece. I nearly lost consciousness when dey told me the price. I later heard one carton now is 18k. I just said may God help us and left.

Standstrong:
You want to kill us abi?

You will not die.

But you will see Shege Ban Za

Skyrocketing Balablu

RepoMan007:
Ajebo necessity you mean. That's one tuber of yam.

You dey mind the get inside pikin comparing indomie to RICE.

blowjohn:
No! U need to calm down.
Which people chop rice pass Indomie?
How many students dey buy rice go school?

No let mamaputs deceive u o

Keep deceiving yourself.

You don see anyone dey import indomie for Nigeria?

I have seen hundreds of people who doesn't like nor eat noodles.

But i haven't seen someone who doesn't like nor eat RICE.

blowjohn:
In fact I ni sure say people chop bread or rice reach Indomie for this country. Not even Coca-Cola, not even beer.

The only thing wey fit challenge Indomie in terms of sales I never see in this country.

The thing dey everywhere. They are making money, billions out of its sales.


So are they mad to be increasing the price every year?

Oga dey calm down.

People eat RICE more than indomie by 100 percent margin.

jumper524:
it's still 500, media Sabi raise speculation.
spaghetti is #800 on the other hand.

Stop saying nonsense.

I bought six pairs of golden penny spaghetti at N900 each yesterday.

Standstrong:
God help us o. This is choking and deadly.

Hungry Man was never more than N150 before the arrival of APC. This morning, it's N800 in my local shop.

What have we done to deserve this?

Still cheap.

Supposed to be N1000 now.

nairajotter:
Invalidation of $2.4Bn Forward Contracts by the CBN; How many more manufacturers will be forced out of business?




SRC: https://dailynewsreporters.com/cbns-2-4bn-contract-invalidation-how-many-more-businesses-will-be-forced-to-close/

Lol

stano2:
He should go to the markets with microphone and repeat that. Hand go touch am.

A bag of Sachet water is 400.

1kg of gas 1500.

Ogiame:
Few days ago, I saw one guy here (Odewale something) giving Nairalanders hot TIPS on how to cope with hardship and hunger this period.

That should tell you that they're not ready to be free.

Give them Polo, Cap and one Tuber of yam, they'll see Tinubu as their savior again.

Racoon:
Imagine what Gowon is still saying after more than 54 years of the failed nationhood and despite that his people are on the receiving end of same misgivings today? Such senility.

Those people are subhumans.

nairavsdollars:
https://www.thecable.ng/gani-adams-to-fg-you-cant-impose-hardship-on-nigerians-and-expect-silence

It's hitting the right angle.

DenreleDave:
Same. Here man

Lol POVERTY.

DenreleDave:
Don't mind him....

I will Ignore him throughout.

Because He is already in Sifia Pains

I will never be able to Wrap my head around why we "Most Black People" derive Joy in making Life so hard for ourselves.

That's enough already. I'm absolutely certain those people begging him for 50k would have seen the light now.

I derive Joy In bringing Happiness to peoples face.