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Family / Re: Good or bad parenting: Young Boy Steals Meat And Blames Devil For It by Curare: 2:09pm On Apr 22, 2022
grin grin grin

Hilarious as hell.
Don't know why he reminds me of that Lagos kid that went on to meet Sanwolu.

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Politics / Re: Shehu Sani Mocks Aminu Bello Masari Because Of Buhari by Curare: 6:56pm On Apr 09, 2022
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


I'm not so good at literature, but I can spot a metaphor even if she is disguised in a hijab and a nosemask.

With that said, can anyone tell me what figure of speech the term 'bisexual' is in that phrase.


It reeks of Circumlocution and/or Tautology
Celebrities / Re: The First Lucky 12 People Will Receive Money by Curare: 7:44am On Jul 18, 2021
Zenith 2081299584

#Badnu X #23

Your head dey there, Badnu
Foreign Affairs / Re: Why Is The USD Still Not Weakened Even Though The COVID Situation Is Bad There? by Curare: 9:41am On May 08, 2020
undecided
Travel / Re: Explosion Averted As Petrol Tanker Spills Content On Niger Bridge. by Curare: 6:16pm On May 06, 2020
The guy in slips has tacks hammered underneath them.. undecided

He is going to toosie slide on the asphalt and boom.. grin
Health / Re: Bodies Of COVID-19 Victims Lie In The Streets Of Ecuador by Curare: 6:01pm On May 06, 2020
Northern Nigeria gradually looking a lot like this. sad

With all the herbs abokis take, yet... undecided

Pray for Naija, my people.
Health / Re: "Nigeria Will Do Anything For Ventilators" - Donald Trump (video) by Curare: 10:45am On Apr 30, 2020
Well, well...

The lifeless is less unlively these days.

undecided

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Politics / Re: Kwankwaso Writes President Buhari Over Kano Mysterious Deaths by Curare: 5:00pm On Apr 27, 2020
Kwankwaso, Gandollar, Buhari and that Thesis up there can all take several back seats, biko.

Mods, make una dey give us news from the land of the living abeg.

angry sad

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Literature / Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by Curare: 2:22pm On Mar 24, 2019
Centino.



Centino..



Centino...



Come, how many times I call you?!?!



Stop posting the story here. angry sad
You have moved on, it is natural.
2 years down the line, I think this place has run its course. You don try.
Reply comments, mention users, post the link, datsall.
Nairaland go dey ok without you, now you go and do fine for yourself as well.
Cheers! smiley

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Literature / Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by Curare: 8:37am On Mar 07, 2019
Right about time a new character is introduced.

223?

Up to something ehh, Centino? wink

Big ups man!

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Car Talk / Re: Tesla Modelx Becomes 1st Electric Car To Cross Sahara Desert In A 5k Miles Rally by Curare: 7:35am On Feb 09, 2018
satowind:
Smugglers will luv this ride

Why is this?
Business / Re: Bvn-related Asset Forfeiture May Jolt Banks Like TSA by Curare: 8:43am On Oct 30, 2017
Bank managers go chop this period walahi.

All those forgotten loots dem dem...If I hear say dem remit am to FG.

Who go know?

Dead people money...
Litigants money...
Etc

Omashe oh!
Business / Re: For Nairabet Customers And Agents: Free Bets, Bonuses, Questions Etc by Curare: 8:59am On Jun 07, 2017
akinalabi
I want you to personally resolve this.
Cc seun lalasticlala

I know nairabet is a business out to make profit, but it's a shame when your care reps, tech crew and continual site glitches make it look like a scam.

On Monday 5/6/2017 16:06, I placed a nine-folds bet and won (Ref 124000832, 2) but as I type this, my account (kaylaychi_311) is yet to be credited.

I spent the greater part of Tuesday calling your care reps. At a point, one of them started shouting. It was I who had to remind her to be courteous (revisit your call logs 6/6/2017 10:56 6mins 10secs).

Here is my reference number from support@ on the issue - 494575. My email will be found there.
Find screengrabs attached.

Politics / Re: Deola Sagoe Designs Halima Babangida's Wedding Gown (Photos) by Curare: 12:28pm On May 18, 2017
UGLY!!!

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Career / Re: My Life As A Teacher. by Curare: 6:51am On Jan 17, 2017
See gifts, teachers una dey enjoy oh.
Nice to see you're back.
Following nonstop.

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Literature / Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Curare: 9:16am On Dec 15, 2016
gtin:

That makes the 2 of us bro

4 actually, mine skipped twice.

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Family / Re: Mothers, Is This A Helpful/barbaric Way Of Feeding Babies? What Do You Think by Curare: 1:11pm On Sep 25, 2016
I wasn't ready. grin

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TV/Movies / Re: MTN Project Fame Season 9 Official Thread by Curare: 6:34pm On Sep 24, 2016
If Kitay's Free or Okiemute's Iya mi had come last na them for carry this season. The organizers dey do favouritism jari.

Some contestants had already prepared songs before going into the academy abeg.

Cobhams did superbly though.
Jokes Etc / Re: 15 Painful Pics Anyone Who Has Worked With Nigerians Will Understand Perfectly by Curare: 3:54pm On Jul 14, 2016
Very applicable grin grin
Celebrities / Re: List Of Foreign And Local Artists That Started From The Church by Curare: 1:28pm On Jul 14, 2016
Airforce1 undecided
Nairaland / General / Re: Does This Picture Say The Truth? by Curare: 12:59pm On Jul 14, 2016
The baby has an itchy nose, dazz all!
Romance / Re: A Beautiful Albino Youth Corper Girl Is In Love With Me... by Curare: 12:57pm On Jul 14, 2016
LuveU2:
Who will marry the albinos?

Your brother!
Politics / Re: Photo Of President Buhari's Infected Ear by Curare: 7:17am On Jun 07, 2016
reverendfather:
ehya get well soon
but, was I so blind to have voted this old man into power


in other news, seun fix this annoying error, I noticed it happens a lot whenever I'm using my pc and its beginning to get on my nerves


Follow this link:


https://www.nairaland.com/2877995/problem-solved-nairaland-frontpage-error
Career / Re: 9 Pictures that Define Some Moments At Work by Curare: 8:54am On May 09, 2016
Dsegsam:
Why is nairaland like this often angry
Oga seun please attend to this





Go here:

https://www.nairaland.com/2877995/problem-solved-nairaland-frontpage-error
Gaming / Re: Solve This Pussle by Curare: 12:24pm On May 02, 2016
(B)

How many times una go dey ask this same bs question? angry sad undecided
Celebrities / Re: Akon Visits Amina Mohammed In New York by Curare: 5:05am On Apr 23, 2016
Akon looking like If I bleep this woman, kai, she go confess
Phones / Re: How To Make Your Android Phone Faster And Last Longer by Curare: 10:31am On Apr 16, 2016
benatex:
Hmmm, I consider this option first when picking an android phone. I simply cannot afford to carry a power bank everywhere I go, I really hate it. My android phone has a battery capacity of 4000mAh,Yeah awesome right?
On heavy usage, 3G on, Brightness almost full, strong apps running, my phone will run for 10 straight hours. You know what’s more interesting, it comes with a flash charge in which I can charge my device from 0-100% within 90mins. That aside, I recommend you get a mobile phone with at least 4000mAh, it’ll save you a lot
Which phone you dey use?
Politics / Re: Gallant Nigerian Female Soldiers On Display (photo) by Curare: 2:12pm On Jan 27, 2016
Just wondering if the usual FEMALE bickering and jealousy exists amongst them....lol grin grin grin

#WeLoveOurSoldiers
Music/Radio / Re: What Are Those Cool Songs You Listen To At Night After A Hectic Day? by Curare: 8:26am On Jan 24, 2016
Amanda Ghost - Cellophane

Emika - Wicked game

Klas Wahlstedt, Per Blomqvist - All we ever wanted

Annie Lennox - Don't let it bring you down

U2 - Ordinary love

London Grammar - Wasting my young years

Ed Sheeran, Rudimental - Bloodstream

Florence + The Machine - Seven devils

Devandra Barnhart - Won't you come home

The Horrors - Still life

Nairaland / General / Re: Front Page Of NL by Curare: 10:52am On Jan 20, 2016
Use this instead: www.nairaland.com/links

Always take away every other extension and add /links

It works! smiley

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