I am wondering what type of dance this frog is doing? What dance step do you think this is:
(A) AZONTO
(B) ALANTA
(C) ETIGI
(D) YAHOOZEE
(E) SHOKI
(F) SKELEWU
(G) SAKEM
(H) GALALA
(I) Others

techmandy:
Data Plans provided by this service providers is getting more interesting. First it was Airtel #100 for 1gb, then Glo introduces a list of breath-taking data plans and later Mtn #300 for 3gb but now Airtel introduces another fascinating data plan.

Airtel introduced a night data plan which is favorable for heavy downloaders. The most amazing aspect of this data plan is that it is UNLIMITED [I know guys love to hear that]. So for example, if you subscribe for the 1hour plan, you can download anything you like within that time frame.

How To Subscribe To The Airtel Night Plan:
=> For 1hour plan, dial *481*1# and it cost N100
=> For 3hours plan, dial *481*2# and it cost N300
=> For 6hour plan, dial *481*3# and it cost N500.

NB: This data plan works on all devices, be it Java phones, Symbian, Android, iPad, iPad, PC e.t.c.

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What your take on this?

What time at night can you start using the airtel bis to browse?

I can't install Skype on my windows 10. I need help asap. Thanks guys!

bedfordng:
download daum potplayer and use it to play flash swf files. Alternatively, since you have installed adobe flash player on your pc, you can drag and drop the swf file on your browser, either firefox, chrome, opera etc to play it

Thanks for taking out time to comment. I appreciate your effort!

Where are the networking guys on Nairaland? Am waiting for answers

shawlxAk:
You need to take ownership of the destination folder in order to make any changes to it. To do that, make sure you are logged on as an administrator or with an account with administrator privileges.

Right-click the destination folder and click properties. In the properties window that appears, click the security tab and click the advanced button at the bottom.

In the advanced security settings window, click the owner tab. Click the edit button in the bottom left corner and select a group or a user account to transfer ownership to, from the "change owner to" list.

In the bottom left corner, click the check box labelled "Replace owner on subcontainers and objects". Click OK. Accept all other confirmations when prompted.

When done, you may need to go back to the security tab of the folder and assign the required permissions to modify the folder.

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Tanks for taking out time to comment. I tried what you wrote but whenever I click apply or OK to continue after ticking full control to the administrator account in security, I get an error message and I am asked to click cancel. I am still unable to modify folders in my local disk C. I need help pls!

Waiting.......... for answers

Hi NL

I log into my laptop as the admin of my Windows 10 but whenever I try copying a file into a folder in my Local Disk, I get “Destination Folder Access Denied” and when I click Continue, I get “You need permission to perform this action” and when I click Try Again and I keep getting Try Again

I need your help guys to copy file into folders in my Local Disk

Hello Nairaland

I installed Adobe Flash Player 10 on Windows 10 but I could not play Swf.

I uninstalled Adobe Flash Player 10 and installed Adobe Flash Player 19 but It could not play Swf

How Do You Play Swf On Windows 10?

Thanks guys

Hello Guys

I am using Glo BIS wifi shared from my android phone to my windows 10 laptop and my VMware OS is Kali Linux. Whenever I set my VMware connection to bridge mode, my ip disappears and when I set it on NAT mode, my ip appears. And in NAT mode, if I enter my ip address, I get unable to connect page. I would like to know how to Port Forward On VMware Workstation 11?

Thanks Guys

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What is the etisalat vpn setting?

tundeuzman:
its quite okay and its weekly sub im on. but it does not seem to pwer my apps and i want to update my antivirus

There are broke girls everywhere in Naija. You might think some are daughters of the governor, senator or a very rich man, guy no level for some of them as they are broke like church rat. What you see in them are mere camouflage. When you get to know them, you go know say “che che” nor gum them. Don’t be fooled by their phones or bags or wears or shoes. Most of them are borrowed items use for showing off.

Relax with a bottle of cooled drink as I unveil the signs of a broke ass girl:

1. Broke girls remain focused on keeping their hair and nails done.

The broke girls are so worried about how their hair looks? The broke ass girls are always concern with her hail or nails. You see paint of different colours on her nails. They always lied about the cost of hail or nails. Some will tell you they fixed their nailes for 50k whereas a girl did it for them for just 400 naira. Everywhere you turn there are girls with designer bags, and only 100 or two hundred naira is in bag. Having a purse or bag with no money in it is like being a firefighter that fights fires with fuel.

2. Broke girls are always looking for a Baller in the club.

I’m sorry, the broke ass girls always stand by the bar like a dead wood demanding for drinks as if she has the money “Please sir, I want some more.” And, you expect a guy to be an ATM? Broke girls perch on the bar waiting for free drinks like vultures at slaughter houses waiting for free dead meat. Being broke and looking for a rich dude is like being homeless and refusing to hang out with other homeless persons, because you’re looking for a more sophisticated crowd to hang out with.

3. Broke girls love to tell people what to spend money on.

She knows all the latest fashion trends and every new expensive restaurant in town, but she has no idea where a business centre is. Every time I get around a broke girl, all she talks about is the new iPhone or the new iPad and the entire time I’m thinking, “Hey, how about finding an iJob?” Broke girls are very focused on appearing to be rich, which is why they need the iPhone and the iPad. Too bad Apple doesn’t make an iBus, Lol. I once knew a girl so broke, when she called me, she always complain of her uncles not spending her the recent electronic gadget but I was so surprised she couldn’t operate my hp laptop the day she came to my house. I just smile facially but in my heart, this girl is a bad liar.

4. Broke girls LOVE social media.

She may be allergic to a job application, but you better believe she has a status update every four seconds. Broke girls will comment on every single photo, link, article and fan page in creation. Broke girls will literally narrate their entire day through Facebook as if they are some kind of superhero. Some girls may be wondering, “Do I post things that make me look broke?” Here are a few questions to ask yourself to find out if you post like a broke girl on social media:

Have you ever taken pics of your food at a restaurant?

Doing this makes you look like a homeless person so happy they got a hot meal that they needed proof.

Have you ever posted a status about what you should wear?

Nobody, I repeat, nobody gives a Bleep about what you wear to your non-job-related task for the day.

Have you ever taken a picture of yourself holding money?

This is the broke girl I.D badge. No one wants to see your unemployment check money in all fives and singles fanned out with the caption “Hustler” written on the pic.
You should hustle your broke ass to a job interview.

5. Broke girls know everyone’s personal business.

When you don’t have a job, it’s easy to stay up to date on all current random ass, unimportant bullshit. Broke girls know everything, it’s like they have a 24-hour news channel that broadcasts all the breaking news you don’t give a poo about. Broke girls can tell you who is dating who, who is getting dumped, and who is moving in or out of the neighborhood. The only thing a broke girl can’t tell you is where the local job interview is being held.

6. Broke girls give the worst goddamn gifts is history.

Broke girls always try to give you stuff that’s free and call it a gift. Every Valentine’s Day, broke girls wrap a cheap stuff with shining cover. They will say that’s what they could get for now but bigger one is coming. That is pure lie. You will keep hoping for the nice gift they promise for ever.

Others are:

They always demand for transport fee when coming to visit you.

They always snap photos in front of exotic cars and expensive buildings.

They are always expecting things abroad.

They move with sets of friends.

They dress up with nice bag going nowhere.

We must be careful of the broke ass girls moving round the street. Open your microscopic eyes.

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1. A first class degree won't make you a first class wife rather your submission and respect will.

2. The woman who respects her husband is the best wife anyone would ever have.

3. Your character and attitude will go a long way in determining if your husband will wish he never Regret getting married to you..

4. To be a great wife, you need more anger management skills than nagging skills.

5. Be a leader at work, or anywhere else but be a companion at home.. It's wisdom!

6. Don't compete with your husband; compliment him.

7. Your strength is in humility and submission, not in strife and contention.

8. Be tender, every man respects a tender woman but firm.

9. Never try to punish your husband by starving him of food or Sex, he maybe forced to get it outside.

10. There is nothing wrong in accepting that you are wrong when you are wrong.

11. Prepare to forgive your husband if he wrongs you.. For a forgiving wife is better than a vengeful one.

12. Make a decision to be a good wife, you will need it in the long run...

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We must keep in mind that we cannot force anyone to love us the way we want. We should not beg someone to stay when they want to leave. That is what love is all about FREEDOM. Moreover, the end of LOVE is not The end of LIFE.

It should be the beginning of an understanding that LOVE SOMETIMES LEAVES FOR A REASON BUT NEVER LEAVES WITHOUT A LESSON.

If someone truly loves you, they will never give you a reason to doubt it.

Anyone can come into your life and say how much they love you but it takes someone really special to stay in your life and prove how much they LOVE YOU.

Sometimes it takes a while to find The right person but the right person is always worth The wait.

Do NOT rush my friend, just take it slow. You will find someone who will love you the way you are... Just be patient and cry no more!..

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Teju was no virgin. She’d indulged in discrete romps with guys who had practically offered to pay her for her silence. She knew alot of them didn’t want it seeping out that they speak to her much less having sex with her.

She couldn’t really blame them because given a choice, she wouldn’t have sex with herself either. But Brian was a shocker for her. Not in her wildest dream had she imagined that she would speak to him. Yet here she was in a hotel room, standing opposite him, watching him caress himself with something akin to need… FOR HER!

Brian expected her to hesitate and pretend to be shy. He anticipated the coercion process he was supposed to embark on. However, Teju shocked him stupid! Her clothes were on the floor in record time.

She was in her underwear, which were surprisingly clean, vibrating in barely suppressed excitement. Her body was a disappointment though. She had saggy breasts which were encased in a bra that did little to elevate them; a small under-belly and knock-knees. Brian felt his member turn flaccid. How was he expected to get excited with this creature in front of him?

Teju watched with dismay as Brian’s D**k ‘lost steam’. She’d seen this happen too many times and it hurt. She just stood watching him with rapidly diminishing hope.
Alas, her dream of ever getting penetrated by this hunk quietly took twenty steps back to oblivion. The experience she gleefully anticipated after he made his offer, fizzled to nothingness. With a dejected sigh, she bent down to retrieve her clothes.

Brian felt like a heel. This was in no way charitable. He had set out to do something good for mankind, yet when the opportunity presented itself, or herself – as the case may be – he could barely rise to the occasion. Literarily! With an inward groan, he decided to make things right and get this over and done with.

“Don’t get dressed. Take off your underwear.”

He didn’t dare suggest she give him a Mouth Gig to help him get up. With those mighty chompers, he envisaged pain, not pleasure, at the thought of MouthAction. He watched her take off her bra and slowly peel off her panties.

He froze as he looked at her feminine mound. Teju’s pubis was clean-shaved, save for a little tuft of hair that dipped into a “VEE” at the very top of her labia. The tuft of hair was cut in the shape of a heart and looked like it was professionally sculpted. Brian smiled… this time genuinely. He was amused that “seahorse” had some sense of humor after all.

Teju knew what was expected of her and quickly obliged. Most guys she’d been with always preferred to take her from behind; probably to avoid looking at her face during coitus.

She didn’t mind as long as she was getting the D**k. The minute she realized that he was getting aroused again, she went to the bed, bent over – doggy style – and buried her face in the pillow. She never expected pre-intimacy… she did that all on her own, in her head, most times. All she wanted was the feel of the D**k as it slid into her.

Seeing her in that position, ass in the air, her pussy waiting and willing, Brian forgot how grotesque she looked. He quickly slipped on a condom and eased himself into her.

She was tight; not surprising because he didn’t envisage men beating down her pussy walls in their droves. He heard her gasp and smirked. He liked the whimpering sound that escaped girls when he burrowed into them. It was like a glowing attestation to his endowment. He also liked Teju’s innate understanding of the situation and her smart move at burying her face in the pillow.

Their lovemaking – if it could be called that – frightened him. Though she never raised her head from the pillow, he heard her pleasured muffled moans and occasional yelps when he got in too deep. His fear, however, stemmed from the unbelievable movement of her waist. Teju had moves! Moves he’d never seen… moves he never thought sexually possible.

The girl’s waist was on independent rotation after his first few thrusts. Never had he seen a woman whine her waist with as much expertise as Teju did. His fear mounted with every thrust. She was going to make him cum so fast.

Teju felt him ram her hard and fast. He was huge and she knew she would bruise after this ordeal. The sex, to her, was as impersonal as could be and though she enjoyed it, she wished it could be more intimate.

She wished he would reach out and touch her breast and tweak the nipples. She wished he would tell her to turn around and Bleep her missionary style so she could stare at his face and see his expression. She knew her wishes wouldn’t come true so she shifted her mind to the moment and enjoyed what he had to give.

Brian came faster than he’d anticipated. Her gyrating waist had managed to achieve what other prettier girls could never attain. He had barely done six thrusts before shooting his load.

He knew Teju didn’t cum and felt disappointed at his quick release. She wanted to get dressed but he stopped her and pushed her back into doggy position. Thankfully, his erection was swift in its encore and he wasted no time digging into her and pounding the shit outta that crazy, gyrating ass.

As she wore her clothes, she stole a look at him, trying to gauge his emotions. Though he had a big D**k and could Bleep, he wasn’t the best she’d had. Steven would forever hold that spot.

Steven with his slight frame, huge bifocal efiko glasses and incredible bedroom skills. Steven, the Pastor of Accounting department Christian Union Group. Teju sighed as she grudgingly shifted her mind from Steven to Brian.

She was surprised Brian would go more than one round with her. He’d bleeped her three times; each time, his groan got louder, his pounding got faster and his terms of endearment got cheesier. ‘Baby… Lover… Sugarplum.’ Her pussy was on fire from his assault. She finished dressing up and turned to him with a shy smile.

“I’m leaving… Thank you for a great evening”

Brian stared at her, speechless. He murdered the urge to ask her if she wanted to spend the night with him. His reputation would be in tatters if anyone found out he spent the night with Teju.

He didn’t respond to her. He just stared at her, his mind a conflict zone. He watched her smile fade as she turned to leave the room. He wanted to stop her and tell her that she was the best damned doggy-Bleep he’d ever had but he couldn’t. Instead, he watched the door close and knew he was going to be thinking of her for a very long time to come.

Monday, 18th of June!

Brian opened his eyes to Rita’s sexy smile. She’d woken him up with kisses and was slowly sliding down to give him his birthday MouthAction. He smiled… that contented smile a guy gives when everything was going his way.

And then the frown. As Rita lapped at his balls, tea-bagging and teasing, his thoughts veered off to Teju. Its been over two weeks yet his need for her refused to ebb. Over the last few weeks, he had imagined fucking her in every available style there was.

He need for her was an irritating itch; one that could only be quelled by a long session of hot, rough and turbulent sex. He had considered approaching her several time in the past week but for some crazy reason, she seemed elusive.

She was always in Church for one mundane programme or the other. He’d also noticed that she hardly ever visited the library after their time together. He wondered why. Most girls would throw themselves at him at any given opportunity but not Teju.

“What’s wrong baby…”

Brian snapped back to reality and looked down to see Rita’s pretty face marred by a frown; his D**k lying limp and lifeless.

“Am I not doing it right? Why aren’t you hard?” She asked with worry.

Brian took a deep breath and sat up.

“You want me hard? Get on your fucking knees and throw that ass in the air.”

“No joor… in the last two weeks, you don’t seem to get a hard on unless you Bleep doggy-style. Abeg I’m tired. Let’s try something else. How about the scissors? You know that makes me cum faster than usual.”

“Then you’re not ready to Bleep…”

With those words, Brian got off the bed and strolled to the adjoining bathroom to take a leak. His mind was filled with one sentence only…

“I Have To Bleep Teju Again... And Again... And Again!”

THE END

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