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cristianisraeli:
nigerian police lesson 101


NEVER REFUSE TO GIVE A NIGERIAN POLICE MAN 100NAIRA IF YOU WANT TO WATCH THE NEXT KANO PILLARS GAME

NEVER ARGUE WITH A NIGERIAN POLICE MAN EVEN IF YOU ARE RIGHT.

I fear argument witj police like otapiapia

mummykyrti:
In other news today dull oh, nothing for this Sunday? Somebody should teach me how to do doggy style
*runs out of thread *

U dey joke bah? U wey be doggy chairlady

The girls in the pic look like househelps

Ahhhh i no expect all these kund things o
It is well

Giddyperson:
Curvilicious your diary just had me cracking up. Your Aunthy must have been one patient woman.

She was & is still very patient

CheeryChy:

So, you are supporting bad thing?

zaynie:
Oya o, moimoi warriors
Where you guys @.
Don't mind my scatter scatter moimoi.... I don't like eating hot food .
Paired with pale yellow ogi with banana and milk

Wickedness in high places

sassyangel1:
Iz nt fine umehhhhh(tongues out). Ur own moi moi jst narrowly escaped my prayer point. Other mama's moi moi must burn or scatter 4 inside pot. Lemme also add dt their gas go finish while cooking moi moi.

I for call you winch now
My moi moi burnt
Am just eating it like dry garri here. Why did you pray that kine prayer now

Towerofgrace:
Noooo

Me ke, never ever!!!

You see ya sef? The guilty runneth when no one chaseth so proper of the Nigerian that you are, na only first part you read, the other part after your moniker for where I praise you, you no see that one abi?

Don't worry, I know who to report you too, na that you dr wey tell u say u no dey sit down one place I go carry this matter to

You better beg me now and bribe me with moi-moi

Ehen? After u don yab me finis
No vex abeg i no want dat Doc wahala. I asked him why bump didnt show early guess what d trouble stricken doc told me? He said ur fat legs no let outsiders see am very wucked doc

proudmom38:
Yels ke

Hailings o
I go pass there today, going to Ewu. When i near i g beep u, just raise 1leg up make i for see you
Cook Ekp rice + moimoi nd hold along with ur leg wey u raise. I hope all those tankers no dey express again o

proudmom38:
Lol, oya let's go there

Wait first before we go there. Na Ekp u dey stay?
If yes abeg mai come chop Ekp rice now abeg


@Towerofgrace aka Iya Tower, so you were calling me alaun in diyari? U try o

When i heard Turkey my mind just strolled to oyibo man.
Congrats Ex

Vikitor o

. Lemme do like proudmum38

Towerofgrace:
Yes oo, moimoi elemi 100

Some
Freshly boiled shrimps
boiled eggs
boiled titus fish
boiled liver

What else oo *scratches head*

Why are you pple like this now? I intend making naked (according to d other mama)moimoi. My corper has already peeled the beans (isnt he just a Godsent) unlike my normal mugu living wt me. Now u pple haff discourage me

proudmom38:
See who dey talk

Kikikikikiki

curve:
April kwa

Kikikikiki



You wish

You are not nice o
Instead of you to give her hopw

haarfeez:
thanks.. she's pregnant and I gave her warm water + honey while going to mosque. it worked wonders before I came back as if nothing ever happened. in fact she's back to her playful mood.

Thank God
Plz tell her to take it easy wt the play o pregnant women my doc said shld be happy not playful

Prettyhurts:
Alum that can purify red sea to colorless even make hard water soft. Something some girls use for nyachi bizness.

This woman sha

@Lilliesbud, ayam still experiencing that very thing u talked abt. I use warm water all the way nd it helps. Any day i forcefully drink cold water wahala ti de ni yen(wahala has come). Maybe warm will help u.

Pele dear

proudmom38:
Pele dear, hope you feel better now? No mind this our men, na mouth dem get lol.
It will soon pass jare, April is almost here

Naomi14:
Lmao 12 is 1800

One thousand eight hundred naira(only) according to banks. I cant try it. Lemme just be saving my tin milk gongoni cos 12tin milk with d content cannot reach 1800 @ prettyhurts plz help me to calculate 150×12 that is milk plus pangolo

Giddyperson:
lmao nyachi

real nyachi

Adiahaakwaibom1:
No dear, i didnt.
just alot has been happening & ur sista has been preoccupied
i saw ur baby bump yesterday .............truly speechless & full of praises to our Awesome God for making d seemly impossible POSSIBLE!

Say to the righteous(Adiahaakwaibom1) it shall be well with thee(Adiahaakwaibon1) Amen

To every ATC God, will turn your expection to manifestion nd you shall be like them that dream.
You will forget all the struggles nd medications taken. You will be so joyful that you wont remember what you ate or wore last before the miracle took place. You will so forget your yesteryears like they never happened because, TTC will be gone forever.

Your miracle is on the way! Dont give up

My love, regard nd Godspeed to everyone here