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mummykyrti:
Mama curvilicious we dey oooo, how's our john? ....mehn this weather dey help improve my mojo...I fit dey office dey in the mood....how's my pipz?

spoy no let u see front
John dey here abeg no spoy me

pweetymii:
I greet you back on a personal basis too oh,how is our baby doing.Guess you have entered honeymoon phase?
At all newbies welcome oh.may the Lord grant you all a short and fruitful stay.

Thank you jare my sister.
Honeymoon phase go soon reach by His grace

mamatwiny:
Yes ooo. This is corruption.
I am a virgin oooo.

Just like me o

lapagegirl:
So nobody fit ask of me abi? Una try ooooo No vex we know sa na work dey keep you away. I sha miss u and curvilicious a lot.

Miss you too honieboo
How is you today?

Naomi14:
Vegetable sauce with fried liver and pepper tomatoes sauce with fried snail and goat meat

Why u wicked like this mama?
I offend u?

Mamas, i need help with naming John o. D pap dey give me some heart wrenching Benin names wey fit make woman cry o.
How do i go about convincing him? Any name i mention is too common
CC pwettymii, iyomomoreloaded, gratefulheart, 4realwoman, zaynie everybody HELP

Them be mate before?

But y? Why Sir Shina Peters, come dress like this na?

Ok, Congrats grandpa, you've just got urself a birthday mate

SommyNwaba:
Lala I have been posting for Ages yet you no gree carry me go front page.. .must I kill a sneak or crocodile before I go fp. ..

Its a very part of the criteria

Omojudy:
I beg I hate doggy style. I just discovered I like d style that we sit on the bed as though it were a chair then we face same direction with me on top of him and lets go there.

Yeparipa! Ojumi o
You want to blanded my eye ni?
Am a small shide o

Happy anniversary. Myself nd John wish all the best that life nd marriage has got to offer.
Many fruitful nd happy years ahead

Fertility blessing
Wait o na small thing they go add to ur moniker nd my name don arrive

Omojudy baebae

mummykyrti:
So nobody fit ask of me abi? Una try ooooo

I been ask of u o

FruitfulRay:
Lol, my Darling curvy, so u carry my babies go yawo... Deris God oh...

Maama! No be on purpose o am sorry e no go ever happen again
When dh lock me outside guess what my friend asked? He said did u enjoy d party? I said to the fullest he said count the disgrace of locking outside as consequence. I cldnt say a word, i was dumbfounded

Zino89
Tchidi
MiraclefromGod
Goldenheart002
Mbula
Luvtoteach
Pacypatty

Checking on you ladies o
New developments? Concerns? Suggestions/ideas? Etc
I hail una #teamJ4January4supernaturalbirth&healthyLOs#

Mummykyrti
MummyJJ
MineMK
Adiahaakwaibom1
Lavivaavril
Orney
Priscaver
Ogunbekun
Cravingchic
Pwettymii
SingleEdition
Chrissyjay
Cuppymummy
Towerofgrace
Thehomemaker
Blessedmumi
Omojudy
4realwoman

I say make i greet una on personal bases
Fertility blessings to you all

Dazzle86:
I love horror movies. That scary feeling where you can't move from your seat. GOT bawo!. GOT is not scary o.

Horrors are my fave too
As all these movies talk dey go on i feel so out of this world cos e don tae i watch TV

Goldenheart002:
Take a glance ma, na mini bump so u gatto luk well

Ayaff seen it the thing is big o, abi u first get biggy belle b4 now?

Which one is badoo again?

i didn't see any bump o. Been checking since 1hr ago to no avail, my long awaited goldenheart002 bump i no see
I would have joined but its a shame i don't have anything to show just my cobra thing

Nnejima, iwu wayo woman okwa ima? Thank God for safe arrival of nwanyi ocha

Where are my other teamies?

Omojudy:
It's happens. Yesterday I set dinner for table go shoprite,. Anything worth doing, I did there so Tey I come dey monitor two teenage aristo girls and their hunter. I got home to ten.

Lol! this woman o u don turn class monitor

4realwoman:
my sister i dey o and you? How the twins nah

I dey here like Dele
I'd na twins u go happy close shop kpatakpata

Remain blessed

pweetymii:
Ehn!No you not do bad!Infact,next time make you pass the night for the venue!shey you dey follow dem pick plate ni abi you want follow the musicians pack their instruments?Na dis one dem dey say "give allow,it come take allowance".If boredom make you stay party till 11:00pm hmm,how it go be wen you dey your jolly self?Abeg,not try that kind thing again oh,if na papa John do that kind thing now you for don create thread with topic "hubby parties till 11:00pm leaving pregnant wife at home"then you go come mention that name make them push am go fp.

Uhun! Tiger
I hear i no go ever ever try am again
All these kind mamas can beat nd draw ear for Africa. I like be like u well well o
Thank you ma

Baby Dust! Dust!! Dust!!!

orney:
U dis married woman go party till 11pm, make my students pass me the Cain abeg
Abeg no do dat again, how is our John doing?

I hear aswear ah no go do am again
The pikin dey jere

I wish u big boy too soonest

4realwoman:
Amen.

Baebae, how is you now?

My mamas for life
How is you all?
Favouredestiny, congratulobia H&H 9months

So, i went to party on Friday nd got locked outside d gate. I so, enjoyed myself sotae i no know when 11oclock knack meet me for outside. Come see dh see vex o. Them come lock me for outside gate(pedestrial LOCKED, maingate LOCKED) shame no lemme start shout. I come call dh dey beg before the guy come open gate for me.
My sisters, i do bad? Boredom been wan just kii me na em i kuku throway caution to the wind nd groove myself.

Baby dustsssssss

Naomi14:
What flu treatment? There are some flu drugs you shouldn't take while preggy. When I had catarrh while preggy, my gynaecologist only up my Vit.C intake. He refused giving me those flu drugs, he said it's not advisable to use them. Don't sleep face-up, if you are in your second/third trimester your uterus will place pressure on the vein that carries blood from your lower body to your heart. Thereby, making you feel dizzy/faint. Also, it can interfere the blood flow to the plta. Try getting use to sleeping with your side, Preferably your left side. As for the throat mucus, I have no idea what you could use. Other mamas will chook mouth when they come online. Sorry eh and Happy bumping!

Na that reqular one i don forget d name

Goldenheart002:
I wonder oh
Although I'm 10wks2dys today according to LMP but d baby app I'm using (whattoexpect) gave me 9wks5dys, so in order not to confuse myself, I decided to go for d app date....U go fear my tiny bump tmrw

Bhahaha i dey wait

Goldenheart002:
Ama come in for bumpy Tuesday tmrw (someone should remind me) cos dis my 9wks5dys bump no be here. Hubby says he doubt we are expecting one but scan no dey lie nau.....Lemme rest my pen small, it's closing time.

Wait o how come u don get bump @ 9w5d?
I'm 12weeks wt nothing to show for apart from spitting like a cobra

zaynie:
Ehya.... Pele.
Do you also have this metallic taste?
Do you have slight cramps? On and off?
Do you sometimes vomit all you eat?
Ehrmmmmm headaches nko?
Has your tummy and breast started itching?
Is your nose enlarged yet?


Pele....


Common my friend, romance your package!
You think say belle na small pikin play!
Oya Oya, start romancing that catarrh in your throat now now now before I disappear come meet you there

u no be my friend again
Honestly, i used to think its child's play o
Even if na 12yrs old i see wey don born i go dey greet am good day MA

NwaAmaikpe:


This is for those of you who want to see how ugly the shade of her lipstick looks.

Neither her face nor skin is fine but she gat fine physique

Smh
I thot u meant topless

Pray for him as i pray for myself?
Are you kidding me?