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Tnx dearie, u are a life saver.

Do ur thing Mr. i can see that u are very busy. Tnx anyways but lemme have a glass of vodka on the rocks.

luizworld:
sure, here u go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e82VE8UtW8A

This is so kool, Luiz darl, can i have this dance * nodding head and swaying to the rythmn of the music waiting for Luiz first move*

Luiz dear, that massage really helped, u are too gud, feeling refreshed and energised. I wanna dance, some music please.

Oh my God, am so tired, today has really been hectic, ahh my back aches like hell, my eyes hurt, oh my legs are killing me, where is Luiz pls i need a massage and my usual plz no Bleep ups dis time .

Am leaving, *storms out of the club very pissed after waiting for 30 mins without a drink* you guyz are all bunch of bobbies, am outta here, a*s holes

Hey hey bar man don't keep me waiting, where the hell is ma drink?

luizworld:
U welcome, your drinks will be srved shortly

oh tank you, make it a double pls.

*walks in gracefully looking around* hey, there you are Mr Bar Manager how ar ya, tnx for last time i really had a great time, it was such a blast. I hope today isn't an exception because am really swamped and i need a glass of my usual , wink wink

sounds good, ok buddy i will be with you in a sec. *winks back at Luizworld*

luizworld:
what do u want?

Anything entertaining, something to lighten my mood, am kindda bored where am staying.

Am new in town, i popd in to catch some fun, what have you got?

luizworld:
sure.here u go, ** stumles on tables** sorry

Tnx dearie *takes the glass of martini from Luizworld and took a sip* Mr Bar man are you ok? you seem to be nervous, i hope we are gud.

*walks in and find a seat at the rare end of the VIP, seats with legs cross, blows off the ciga smoke into the air, winkd at Luizworld who has been staring with mouth wide * Bar man can i have a glass of martini on the rocks pls?

I have forgotten what i wanted to say, sorry type.

Twice a day, most time more than 3 times, depending on the mood.

Tnx my dear.

Nothing spoil na

Wetin you go do TO this pikin if na you?

Nice joke i can't get tired of reading.

Nice joke

welcome back from kirikiri old faces, ituen,migines,jeovy etc, its gud to have u around hia.

Na by force if hussy say him nor do again?, lol

Are u day dreaming?

;d ;d ;d

You better go see an optometrist ASAP!

Look at the picture below very carefully

Have you noticed the girl in the background?

Noticed her bottom


Well look at the picture carefully!

if your answer is YES, then go and see an OPTOMETRIST! !!

What you see is the shoulder of the girl taking the picture!!!

@ Canuck tnx for squeezing me in outta ur busy schedule.  Your analysis is simply intriguing about 90% right about me. How the hell did you do that?

canuck:
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What your pix says to me: You find it almost nauseating to be in a situation that requires you to be completely out of character – You will likely kick against it because you are comfortable with whom you are. Some people are inclined to be naïve and are accepting of dogmas, with no questions asked – On the contrary, you have a probing and inquisitive mind that makes you as ‘Why?’ and ‘How?’ You are a sucker for ingenuity – That is, while others may see resourcefulness and cleverness on display and just pass by, your full attention is grabbed and you're fascinated by such traits, probably because it keeps your own creative juices flowing. You are highly hands-on and a doer with little patience for idleness. You have developed the quality of resilience and doggedness through an unusual tool – Comedy! Life is one huge comedy production loaded with ‘laugh materials’, even the unpleasant situations. [b]You are tough-hearted on the outside, and light-hearted on the inside.[/[/b]b] You will do well to guard against what others may perceive as excessive use of fun (so as to be taken seriously when required). Finally, you are externally [b]focused and will go great lengths to make people around you happy, because that defines your own happiness.

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@ Canuck

Hi Canuck what happened to mine? you din't keep ur promise, mine was to come right after lawyer, so i take it as part of who you are 'don't keep to ur word'

rokiatu:
lol now that profile is not going to be easy to do

why u da laugh eh? i go wound you o. . . . . . . Why do u think its not gonna be easy.

Tnx buddy i will be waiting just take ur time.

Plz Mr Canuck may i know what my profile pix says about me plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz