rita@NL:


  . . .  . So posa na woman rapper 

Inshort nutin to do again Mr oga madam .

Canuck more butter to your bread jare ,carry on.

kaypinchi:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-344383.160.html#msg4836767

@ Canuck
Let me buy you a drink, infact two drinks or maybe three, whatdoyousay?

Not sure what you mean by "story" . . .Is the term[b] psychometric[/b] tests new (or theoretical) to you?

End of story 

rasputinn:

Mm,mm the term psychometric is not new to me,just that I regard those tests in the same vein I do lie detector tests;they're not fool-proof,not infallible

rasputinn:

BTW,with the number of hits you're getting on this thread,have you had some capitalist thoughts of late ,you never know,some high networth client might just be out there

Heheheee. . .It usually takes a fellow capitalist to want to pay for such services, and they know where to find me

Also, I use this skill as one of the tools for what I do for a living - So, it does ring up the cash register. . .I am only providing a variant of it for free to the good folks on NL

canuck:

Sure thing.

On the negatives, let's do it this way - (1) Let me know if you agree with the assessment, then (2) If you do, then I can proffer some areas of development

Please note that #2 will be as subtle as possible because NL has troll kings and divas waiting to pounce on your negatives. Kapish?[/color][color=#990000]

lady_hard:

Hi, I am still waiting

Thanks for your patience . . Surely, you are not forgotten 

canuck:

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Username: lawyer

Profile Pix: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=129495

Pix Summary: A young male cyclist pedaling on a bridge, with a live goat strapped on his back! (I kid you not ). The tail of the goat is tucked in, which suggests dread and panic on the part of the ‘passenger’, while the cyclist rides on confidently. Another young man is walking in the opposite direction and observing the spectacle.

What your pix says to me: What you do gives you pride and fulfillment, while it makes the hearts of average folks beat out of their chests, while goose bumps breakout on their bodies – You have what it takes to master the complicated and simplify the convoluted. Your creativity at solving problems leaves people on both sides scratching their heads thinking, “How in the world did he come up with that?” A formidable problem will cripple many people, but it energizes you because of your acute sense of anticipation; few things catch you by surprise. You have loads of justifiable reasons to believe you are ahead of many people in your endeavour; however, that self-confidence may stand in your way of continuous learning. While you render help to others at a moment’s notice, you usually hesitate to ask others for help. Finally, you possess a strong drive and a get-up-and-go attitude that will put the Energizer Bunny to shame; just remember to look out for others as you plow your way through.

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lawyer:

Your Good!

I hate to admit it but your 85% right which is beyond pass mark! You be winch for your former life? lol

LOL! Oga Lawyer, thanks for the compliment. 85% is far from the pass mark oh, na A+ be dat! 

I really enjoyed doing your assessment - I couldn't get my eyes of the goat on the guy's back! 

And to think I delibrately pushed the envelope with your assessment, knowing that you will call me out, if not true! That's cool!

Whao! Even the much acclaimed standardized psychometric tests that cost hundreds of dollars are only within the 70-80% mark! Heheheee.

Thanks again for the feedback.

PS: Winch ke? The only way I fly by night or day is on an airplane 

loma:

I remain amazed at your power of observation, the ability to see salient features, and the capability to communicate them effectively and succintly.

I am rarely impressed, but this time, I am in awe!

What a great way to round up today's proceedings. . . A thumbs up from hard-to-please loma

Thank you sir.

canuck:

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Username: jugz

Profile Pix: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=207975

Pix Summary: A skinny lady with a hand bag and flowing hair says (with as much attitude as she can muster), “Too often, we lose sight of life’s simple pleasures. . .” The background is pink.

What your pix says to me: You detest being predictable, conventional or banal – You have what it takes to master the art of the punch-line, where you sway people one way and conclude in an astounding manner. When faced with a project, many people may fuss about starting, but what gets your attention is bringing it to a glorious, gun-blazing conclusion. Emotionally, you wish to be portrayed as strong – In reality, you’re soft on the inside. Though your avatar is skinny, you may have a body-image issue going on, or you are just concerned about staying skinny. You pick up very quickly on patterns in tasks, people, etc. You have a fairly good understanding of the levers you have as a lady, and you’re not shy or hesitant about pulling them – Some women may learn one or two things from you about the strength of their femininity. Finally, most people are either expressive (outgoing) or reflective (inward-looking), but you have a rare combination of both qualities.

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loma:

I remain amazed at your power of observation, the ability to see salient features, and the capability to communicate them effectively and succintly.

I am rarely impressed, but this time, I am in awe!

jugz:


@ canuck, i gat just 2 questions for starters!!!

firstly, if i changed my pix to somfin totally diffrent, would your analysis be slightlly related to d former one?

secondly, r u certainly certain u didnt peep into my posts? i have a very strong reason for asking cos i smell somfin

_{will be bk wen i get my answers}

Hahahaa. . . Hey jugz, thanks for your follow up questions. Here are my responses to your numbered questions:

(1) If you changed your pix, the analysis will change, but the change will be largely complimentary rather than contradictory. That is, I will get to know more about you from another avatar, not change my mind about what I already know. E.g. In a 2nd pix, I may see that you engage critical thinking to get things done, which I did not see or comment on with the existing pix.

(2) LOL! Very typical reaction from you here, signifying I inched closer to the bullseye - The assessments are solely based on the avatar. You're going to force me to share another of my 'secrets' here - I find one or two central themes in every avatar and use the "if this, then" analysis to expand the assessment. I have been honing this skill for years. 

I also smell sumfin: You engage in critical thinking and it takes you a while to trust - True to your assessment, you have a keen eye for patterns which is why you're asking these questions

I did go out on a limp with the body-image comment, so I swung both ways and used a tentative word 'may', because I wasn't sure. I am pretty confident about the other observations.

Hope you find this useful.

canuck:

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Username: Babasexy

Profile Pix: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=417852

Pix Summary: A female Caucasian dressed in simple city clothing and pulled back blonde hair, standing and gazing into vegetation. Her gaze is midway, not to the horizon. The location does not appear to be a farm, as there is no organization to the vegetation, while the altitude rises in the horizon. The building blocks of an unfinished structure seen at the lower bottom left corner of the pix suggest that this might not be a park in the West, but an undeveloped area in Nigeria (since this is NL).

What your pix says to me: If the Land of Enjoyment ever elects a President, you will win. . .unopposed! You a fervent advocate of Friedrich Nietzsche declaration, “Believe me! The secret of reaping the greatest fruitfulness and the greatest enjoyment from life is to live dangerously!” You don’t mind getting into the weeds of unknown territory if fun is waiting on the other side. You do things for the prize, not necessarily for the process. You are definitely not a loner – The bigger your crowd, the broader your smile. Despite projecting yourself as looking out for your own fun, you have a heart for people and may go out of your way to assist, if able. You are hard working and appreciate industry. Finally, your time horizon on enterprises, relationships, etc, appear to be short term; they've got to pay dividend early or risk losing your attention.

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bluespice:

u were about 60-65% right about me
good job tho. . . .

Thanks bluespice - Hope you found the exercise interesting and useful.

I will review your avatar and assessment again to see where I might have gone off tangent, just for my edification

Thanks again.

Babasexy:

Hey Canuck. This is splendid! The picture was taken in one of the Caribbean Islands I visited recently. But on the observations, you are very right. The only case I can win against you is to sue u for knowing dis much about me with little information.

Do people who know you get scared or get confident around you? I will be confident because with a guy like you around me. I can only get stronger.

Needless to say I admire your humility and good sense of humor.

I give u 90%. Thank you.

Thank you sir! I appreciate the feedback.

It takes a domineering and insecure person to elicit fear in those around him/her - I am the exact opposite, if I may say so myself. I believe in empowering individuals to press into their full potentials.

Thanks for your graciously kind words, and of course, for dropping the 'lawsuit' against me.

CuteAngel:

@ Canuck

Hi Canuck what happened to mine? you din't keep your promise, mine was to come right after lawyer, so i take it as part of who you are 'don't keep to your word'

Awwww. . . CuteAngel, I accept full responsibility here. I was too quick to give you a commitment before checking the thread history to see those who had requested for assessments before you. For some reason, Oga Lawyer just stood out in my mind as preceding you. My sister, no vex abeg.

So, here's a work-in-progress list to be released in the following order:

1) CuteAngel
2) Palmwine
3) Sweetpie
4) NSNA
5) XKZ
6) Enque

This should manage expectations. Once again, my apologies 

palmwine:

Tired of waiting walking out of the waiting room,

Mister Palmwine!!! Sorry, health regulations forbid us from providing palmie in the 'waiting room'. . . Please come back after you shine your eyes

The timing difference is also exacerbating things. Thanks for your patience.