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there is no home like ganjaland.

laugh has frozen , u need to restart.

@ poster

In every accusation there is an element of truth. U sure say no be true talk be that.

Pathetic twerp

Chei!

meaning?

Naa you

am just CUTE

Hey peeps! am back again so dont miss me again i hav been so busy within the week.

@Dyabman

Sweetie am here for you

Haapppyyyy baffday in advance, mine also is dis month; 14th.

@ joke I culdnt read it but will do dat soon

everybodi want go white house, nor be white house again oh na black house

Hmmmmmn no comment yet

Three elderly ladies were discussing the trials of getting older.

One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can't remember whether I need to put it away or start making a sandwich."

The second lady chimed in, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down."

The third one responded, "Well, I'm really glad I don't have that problem, touch wood." She didn't just touch it - she rapped her knuckles enthusiastically on the table and then said, "There's someone at the door, I'll get it!"

The convent had been presented with a new car, a red Mini Metro. Sister Lucy, the only qualified driver, became the chauffeur for all and sundry. Every Saturday she would drive Reverend Mother into town for the shopping.

All went well till Bank Holiday weekend when the town was so packed with people and cars that it became evident that there was no earthly place to park.

'Don't worry, Mother,' said Sister Lucy. 'You go into the supermarket and I'll drive round the block until you come out.'

Off sped the car, and Reverend Mother bustled round the store quickly, picking up all the necessary goods and then rushing back to the kerbside. There she stood for five minutes, ten, fifteen, twenty. No sign of Sister Lucy. Where could she be?

Eventually Reverend Mother approached a patrolling policeman.

'Excuse me, officer,' said she, 'have you seen a nun in a red Mini?'

'No,' replied the policeman, 'but these days nothing would surprise me!

A young blonde lady had the windows in her house replaced with new double-insulated energy efficient windows. Twelve months later, she got a call from the contractor, complaining that the work has been done for a year and she had yet to make the first payment.

The blonde replied, "Now don't try to pull a fast one on me. The salesman who sold me those told me that in one year they would pay for themselves!"

sorry my fellow Landers, i wanted to bring up a rib cracking joke
but due to how Oga is banning people anyhow i decieded to hold my peace and redirect the joke to anoda server.

coming gimme 5minz

Buzz me @ YIM

Good to hear that.

Tanks dear

Am gud, just been busy wit some personal stuff.

treat her like a lady

Yes

so watz up wit you

No mind them na jealousy

Aagrh! tank God u are here

i missed u die

@Gaby

Plz take it easy wit him, you know he is ma baby

@Dyab
Why na?

@ Dyab

Is dat my prince?

no it was type mismatch. The pronounciation of the name (shehu) conflicted wit that of the owner of this land.

Good to hav you here Mr.

@ Poster

because u dey insignificant