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Hmmmmmmn

Like?

I failed the fuckn test

Thanks Sweetie

@ Clem

Alot like what?

@ topic

By air,
ARIK to be precise

A woman was driving her old beat up car on the Highway with her 7 year old son. She tried to keep up with traffic but they were flying by her.

After getting caught in a large group of cars flying down the road, she looked at her speedometer to see she was doing 15 miles over the speed limit. Slowing down, she moved over to the side and got out of the clump that soon left her behind.

She looked up and saw the flashing lights of a police car. Pulling over she waited for the officer to come up to her car.

As he did he said, "Ma'am do you know why I pulled you over?"

Her son piped up from the back seat, "I do, because you couldn't catch the other cars!"

A young woman took her troubles to a psychiatrist. "Doctor, you must help me," she pleaded. "It's gotten so that every time I date a nice guy, I end up in bed with him. And then afterward, I feel guilty and depressed for a week."

"I see," nodded the psychiatrist. "And you, no doubt, want me to strengthen your will power and resolve in this matter."

"For God's sake, NO!" exclaimed the woman. "I want you to fix it so I won't feel guilty and depressed afterward ."

An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them. When they arrived at the doctors, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory.

After checking the couple out, the doctor told them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down and make notes to help them remember things. The couple thanked the doctor and left.

Later that night while watching TV, the man got up from his chair and his wife asked, "Where are you going?"

He replied, "To the kitchen."

She asked, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"

He replied, "Sure."

She then asked him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?"

He said, "No, I can remember that."

She then said, "Well I would also like some strawberries on top. You had better write that down because I know you'll forget that."

He said, "I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries."

She replied, "Well I also would like whipped cream on top. I know you will forget that so you better write it down."

With irritation in his voice, he said, "I don't need to write that down! I can remember that." He then fumes into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes he returned from the kitchen and handed her a plate of bacon and eggs.

She stared at the plate for a moment and said angrily: "I TOLD you to write it down! You forgot my toast!"

hmmmmmmn

Na really bad pikin be dat o,
de pikin is just like clem when he was still a boy.

U guyz are so funniliar

My condolences, may God strengthen you and give you the grace to cope.
Be strong and forge ahead.

wetin be all this familiar thingy

IB daat shait show say na so so na only palm oil and roasted yam u dey chop ni

Clemcy u want an escort?

May God save us from dis internal pollution, if no be fart na shait.

@Poster

May the good Lord not answer dis prayer cuz its a false prophesy

Mehn i culdnt stop laughing, tears don dey commot from my eyes sef

U want brush ya teeth

OMG! You guyz are so disgusting , am outta here.

Question

Am enjoying this

hmmmmmmmmmmmn

Sho wa kpa

ra ra o

i gbadun ur tattoo

@ Topic

I will steal all the condoms in this world.

@ joke

Very funny, Sam u nor go kill person wit ya hilarious jokes

Really?

Then clean it up

He just smiled Buzz Buzz

you don start o
hehehehehe

If i handle dat ur perforated brain