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[quote author=gabrywyl

Hey Cutey, long time no see you.  
[quote][/quote]My sista na so, you just disappear and reappear, hope u are gud, welkom back sha I MISS U LIKE HOT CHOCOLATE

Ok i go help you format ur brain.

If i was a boy i will shag all the babes on dis land

do u hav punctuation probs?

D gift look like toy parachute abi na toy jet me nor no

yes o it was fun watching especially wen he was twitching his mouth like blablabla,
and he showd me his 32 ;Dwen he caught me gazing at him

hehehehe

I saw him scratching it

cbase:
a New Bee in the house,
**Pulls basket over his head and hides from the bee**

And the bee stings him inside his KINI, and he refuse to tell anybody  just nursing his pains silently  

my papa na dat ur uncle wey live down down the road

surepassu

Dani me na Jaguar i want O

gabrywyl:
again with the yarnings. Post picture now. . . Am waitin

make u start nne then we go follow u 4 back

Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are. The first one says, "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow".

The second one says, "Ha! You think that's fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet".

The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head. He then says, "You two know nothing about fast. My father is a civil servant. He stops working at 4:30 and he is home by 3:45!!"

Two guys were in a bar watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge that was about to jump, obviously suicidal.

"I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said the first guy.

"Bet you $10 he won't," replied the second. Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second guy hands the first his money.

"I can't take your money," said the first guy. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news."

"No, no. Take it," said the second guy. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"

Stufid

Because blablabla,

on AWOL

Because u are afraid of us

romade:
na so she dey do if she never chop brunch

How u take know sef. Yawns

princesa:
i know am hot . . . . . . so dnt sweat it

as hot as freshly prepared Amala

Tanks y'all for ur birthday wishes, i feel honored and appreciated hia. see u guyz at the pary

@sylve11

Tanx mahn

yes na aint joking. today na my born pikin day o

Too long

no be real money na counterfeit

E nor go easy o

Oya enter na

wuf de run belly

Dont worry the security at the gate will take care of dat.

Ehehhh clears throat, today na my birthday O, i bin want forget.
Everybody is invited party na for Aso rock, free entry Rice and stew very plentyful.
CONDITIONS:All dudes must present their raincoat and kini for gate b4 granting access, if you dont hav XXL size then u are out.
DRESSCODE: DUDES - Boxers only, BABES - Lingerie.




come one come all

hehehehehehe

@Azo

Why you dey jealous? cuz no babe want look ur side abi, i see say you and Micheal J na brothers, pele
u fit go do anoda plastic surgery make u try fine small.

Stop duplicating or else BAN