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was told they are in d Bahamas

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Shehu had a long piece of cloth, bearing a slogan (my name is shehu the banner boy, am incharge here),
and attached at the end to the pole was a very big picture of himself, hanging from the top of the pole was a .45 automatic to shot anyone who crossed his part.

so, brb

Death either by hanging or the electric chair

1. For every mile you jog, you add one minute to your life. This enables you, at the age of 85, to spend an additional five months in a nursing home at $5,000/month.

2. The only reason I took up jogging was to hear heavy breathing again.

3. I joined a health club last year, spending $500 in the process. I haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.

4. I have to exercise early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

5. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

6. The advantage to exercising every day is that you die healthier.

7. I have flabby thighs but fortunately my stomach covers them.

8. If you are going to take up cross-country skiing, it helps to start with a small country.

9. I don't jog; it makes me spill my milk shake.

10. Actually, I don't exercise at all. If we were meant to touch our toes, we would have them farther up on our body.

Kiss him quick. dis romance is going haywire

Are u dreaming? Wake up dude

Summerize ur story, u come make the later long pass the former?
U don fail exams

@Azo
Am embarrasingly cute

@gaby
Like ur teddy bear

Why a new moderator abi ur tenor don finish

can you summerize d joke in one short sentence?

abeg make una leave my honey-pie alone ohh

*_{just watching to see who wins}*

Dat thing nor dey respect nyash

@poster
Are you one?

I just dey tired of this thread

Nice copyright

una don carry una wahala come hia again Aki and _pawpaw Dan

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen. He told his wife: "There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?" The wife smiled sweetly and replied "Not this time!"

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband openingthe front door. "Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner."She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder."Don't move until I tell you," she said, " pretend you're a statue."
"What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room."Oh it's a statue," she replied, "the Smiths bought one and I likedit so I got one for us, too." No more was said, not even when they went to bed. Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer. "Here," he said to the statue, "Have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smiths and nobody offered me a damned thing."

Big Fool

A mortician was working late one night.He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen!"I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," the mortician commented, "I can't allowyou to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved forposterity." So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home"I have something to show you won't believe," he said to his wife,opening his briefcase. "My God!" the wife exclaimed, "Schwartz is dead!"

I just see everywhere polluted. I need fresh air hia

I just feel you should go do dat outside oh

Stuff

Gud but hv seen it before

Gud one

Substances

I just want you to keep wondering in vain to keep ur brain active

I just think you should keep wondering