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Make una take am easy with am abeg

Not at all, am very busy

Why are u guys bla bla ing

Dry joke

Plz gimme one shot. Will share my taquilla wit you

Or make him go drown 4 river nile

studio43:
u broke my marriage

pele

Hmmmmmmmmmmn o'boy make u take am easy o

Na u sabi that one

A man is talking to the family doctor. "Doc, I think my wife's going deaf."

The doctor answers, "Well, here's something you can try on her to test her hearing. Stand some distance away from her and ask her a question. If she doesn't answer, move a little closer and ask again. Keep repeating this until she answers. Then you'll be able to tell just how hard of hearing she really is."

The man goes home and tries it out. He walks in the door and says, "Honey, what's for dinner?" He doesn't hear an answer, so he moves closer to her. "Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no answer. He repeats this several times, until he's standing just a few feet away from her.

Finally, she answers, "For the eleventh time, I said we're having MEATLOAF!"

What about this

Some members of a health club were having their first meeting. The director of the group said, "Now, I'd like each of you to give the facts of your daily routine."

Several people spoke, admitting their excesses, and then one obviously overweight members said, "I eat moderately, I drink moderately, and I exercise frequently."

"Hmm?" said the manager. "And are you sure you having nothing else to add?"

"Well, yes," said the member. "I lie extensively."

A women on her deathbed called her husband and instructed him to look under their bed and open the wooden box he found. He was puzzled by the 3 eggs and $7,000 in cash he found in the box, so he asked his wife what the eggs were for.

"Oh those", she replied, "every time we had unsatisfactory marital relations, I put an egg in the box".

Not bad, the husband thought to himself, after 35 years of marriage, then he asked, "But what about the $7,000?"

"Oh that", she replied, "every time I got a dozen I sold them."

Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill lady appeared in a hospital emergency room, having driven herself to the hospital and barely managing to stagger in from the parking lot.

The horrified nurse said, "Why didn't you call the 911 number and get an ambulance?"

The lady said, "My phone doesn't have an eleven."

A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.

He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die." The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.

"Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?"

"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.

"Oh yeah?" the man asked. "And where the heck were you when I got married?"

Wetin be Dende?

Studio wetin u come mean by dat sef.

Dont listen to him he has a sweet convincing tongue, am outta here.
Watch ur back lady

Na all stories

@ Studio

Ok begin de vex, show her how weak u are in managing crisis.

Studio dont deny me oh

Close ya eyez and dont tell anyone

Dont mind him, i warned you before, he is a brute

Stop passing

OMG! see dis dude o! Nor be you say u like thick backyard?

Ahhhhh are u denying me now studio?

Studio is a wrong number so fashy the guy.  

Simcard make u miss am small small o! cuz i dey hia.

No i did not, its you.

SexyL dont mind him o! na scopes him dey give u

somebody help am dying O!