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Assistant-Boyfriend needed ASAP. Interested and qualified persons should feel free to apply. Term and Conditions: Should be at least 5.7 ft. tall, no beards, fair or chocolate, shouldn't be hairy (chest, hands, legs), should have a decent hairstyle (not dreads and punk), pointy nose, sexy pink lips, small brown eyes; should be fluent in English, 1 Asian and 2 European languages, 1st Class science student (300l or finals), computer literate; should be honest, truthful, faithful and kind; God-fearing, Christian; should be allergic to smoking and alcohols and other narcotics, fully healthy (AA); Shouldn't be a party freak, no clubbing, and lastly should have a well endowed pocket (very important). Should also be between 19-21. I'm not looking for an uncle.

amunkita:
Pls swit am already crushing, thou u don't wanna date, we culd be lovers..

Please like my pictures first, I'm not searching for a date, neither am I searching for a lover.

ALKARULEZ615:
Boyfriend or Boyfriends?

Btw, itz MEDIA.....not MEDIAS

After you comment, don't forget to like my new picture, thanks.

tick:
Exactly! Password is yours, not your boyfriend's and should be private. No sense in two people disclosing that because they are in a relationship. It can only lead to trouble then more advice seeking from Nairaland.

But I have his own, so I'm not happy that I can't share mine with him.

Eberex:
Hmm big words. I bet you have a dictionary beside you. In anycase you are advertising your nagging nature and also airing your dirty linen in public. You might look good outwardly but your attitude is quite the opposite. No wonder you are searching.

Big words? Or your small brain? Anyway I'm not searching.

FLAWLES:
All this NL guys make de do like Demons

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Cchuks27:
That's not a nice thing to say dear. If it were Mark that created Nairaland now you'll be praising him like a genius. Appreciate the hard work this young man Seun has done on here. Appreciate made in Nigeria.

I don't wanna compare Facebook to Nairaland, doesn't mean it is better. But because it just like comparing a APC to EFCC, two different things.

chymystique:
If I tell you what's on ma mind cause of this nonsense comment u made, u will just go into depression of no return.. Anyways you are just an ill-mannered small gal lemme just fashi you for today .. Expect no more replies from me attention seeker

huhu, ill-mannered? I only tried to get two or three questions from you. Bros, I'm sorry, didn't mean to touch your wrong button.

100Cents:
I am sure you have a boyfriend.

Seeing your selfie in a passenger seat of a private car summarizes that your bf is by you.

So what's the essense of double dating ?

BTW..

Wtf, I only said "the idea of dating a Nairalander", so what the hell do you mean?

Eberex:
eya! did my post hurt you? sorry eh , but seriously, shokky is better looking. Forget all the make-up you are wearing. I hope u find what you are looking for sha

I didn't argue with you that I she's not good looking. 'Cause it's your own perspective. As they say, beauty is in the eyes of the beholder but the eyes are controlled by the mind. So what could a perverted, corrupt and thoughtless mind probably come up with? Trash.

Slonge2:
O.p will you date me? I am not on nairaland.

what about your ghost(s)? You haven't thought about them, have you?

Eberex:
Shokky you are more better looking than her............muaah

what else did I expect from a jobless fugly lout? Un-follow, then Swerve into oblivion.

chymystique:
you are just giving urself headache CuteEmma.. The thing is you both will agree not to follow each other on NL OR you can open an alternative account he won't know of and post whatever you wish and ve your privacy too.. Your excuse and thought is just too flimzy and very childish/immature.. Its almost like saying you can't date someone that is on facebook or other social networks cause you won't want him goin through your timeline.

Immature? Are you this silly? Or you just wanna annoy me? How can you compare Facebook to Nairaland?

clevvermind:
u are a good analyst.

.numbers 1-3 are wrong, number 4 is only half correct i.e 25/2 = 12.5%. A good analyst indeed.

iceberylin:
Who cares

I do, and you should too.

dreydee:
it's 'by the way' not BTW

and its 'pélé' not pele, Pele was a Brazilian footballer.

Wow, Pele is also the name of my rabbit. Very shy, so I call her shyshy.

tick:
We all have at one stage lied about something so it's no big deal. Your only mistake is using your sister's picture without her knowledge. She might not be pleased with that. Anyway, you have cleared it up with the guy. Now just make sure you don't zone into that online games/lies again.

You're beautiful, act it. Best of luck and act right next time.

Yeah, thanks dude. Lessons learnt.

Dozie730:
Don't be surprised if d op dp is that of another person cos these hoes ain't loyal 4rm day 1.

Get your ass off my property.

I can't date someone from Nairaland. Most times, even when I don't need any advice, I just post things to get the view of others, their perspective. And also to clear the guilts I'm harbouring. If I'm dating someone on Nairaland, there will be lot of things I won't be able to post, mostly when it's about him. The idea of dating a Nairalander seems crazy to me. What about you?

I can't date someone from Nairaland. Most times, even when I don't need any advice, I just post things to get the view of others, their perspective. And also to clear the guilts I'm harbouring. If I'm dating someone on Nairaland, there will be lot of things I won't be able to post, mostly when it's about him. The idea of dating a Nairalander seems crazy to me.

laykorn:
Taaaaaaaa! Great one. Move on with life and ask for forgiveness. You just broke a heart.......Ayamlaykorn

But I'm scared, I hope he's okay.

sophieabou:
ur personal text is "don't be afraid to do what is morally right"buh u ar doing wah is morally wrong,,y advicing ppl when u cn't advice urself,,anyway i had a view at ur dp nd saw dah u arn't bad atol..y shud u upload ur sis pics or u ain't proud of yaslf?funny u*childish play*>>tel im d truth nd 4get it asap

Yeah, I guess I was still too small then and wanted to grow up very fast.

Just spilled it. Sent him my real pictures and told him the truth. But didn't believe, saying that I was trying to end our friendship 'cause I have another guy and that he understands. He said that even if I marry someone else, that he'd still wanna be good friends with me. But since sunday, his number has been switched off.

Charles4075:
Some ladies and their wahala.. You have a guy you claim to love and another guy is asking you out, you give the dude your number and you're saying it's just for fun and nothing is going on that eventually he'll get tired and you can't share your passwords with him but you know every passwords about his life. Then later, you'll come and say you want a truthful, trustworthy, honest, humble and God-fearing kind of guy.. My sister, you're a joker indeed..

I'm truthful to some point, trustworthy, honest, humble and God-fearing, so I think I deserve the same.

tosyne2much:
How much does it cost to carry out an abortion ?

Dunno, I've not had an abortion before, so I've got no idea.

jeflexy:
who's deceiving u?

Morrer pou estarei td bm

lrguru:
who u come be for the town na, wey I go like ur picture?

BTW, I won't be surprised if ur BF dumps u eventually, cos I'm sure he is managing u now cos u prolly good in oral sxx cos ur lips look like a whistle. No sane man would want to settle wit any woman who hides/keeps secrets from him except ur BF na big "muturu"

You are an epitome of a BIG MUTURU, with your perverted thoughts.

lrguru:
who u come be for the town na, wey I go like ur picture?

BTW, I won't be surprised if ur BF dumps u eventually, cos I'm sure he is managing u now cos u prolly good in oral sxx cos ur lips look like a whistle. No sane man would want to settle wit any woman who hides/keeps secrets from him except ur BF na big "muturu"

You are an epitome of a BIG MUTURU, with your perverted thoughts.

jeflexy:
why should we like ur picture?? whats so special abt it?

'Cause it's beautiful. 'Cause I'm beautiful.

EroticAngelina:
If you were given the opportunity to see only five nairalanders real life!
who would they be? let us know.




don't ask me for mine, cos u know how I roll

Seun

franzis:
if you were told to choose one to go on a date withor get married to, which would you choose

None of the above. But I think tattoo is worse.