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negga4al:
Go get a life...you aint funny!

oops, that's 'cause you've got a slight problem with your thinking or maybe your brain's somewhere around your scrotum.
NOTE: I've recieved 3 already. 2 of 'em looked alike and the last was a bit different (I guess they copied from same source or probably most guys think with their *** (which look alike)).

laplace12:
Babe see, there are better ways to express your beef and envy.



If her popularity is getting on you, then PM her and ask her how she did it.


Atleast you've started something, with this thread you will get somewhere

Hey, I'm not beefin anyone. I'm only askin her to leave, 'cause that her post is really offensive, and I don't wanna insult anyone. I didn't ask anyone to write me an essay.

drnairalov:
lol hi u re yet 2 submit the essay I asked u off in that other thread.. berra be fast so I can consider u

there's still time. The due date's still far. In the meantime, let's enjoy ourselves at the Nairaland Couples
Competition
Thread

Prixus Honey, c'mon let's go and see what's poppin' at the Nairaland Couples
Competition
Thread.

MizMyColi:
Chizos!!!!

Epic!

that competition, it's hell difficult. What's ma business with a male supermod? He's just one of Mr Seun's numerous slaves.

akinsadeez:
This is not an essay....this is a school project. Won't bother writing it. So if I want to take her out on a date, she will also ask me to write an essay or memo to dat effect. That kinda girl will surely be unromantic. She should go and date a book.

date a book. Lol'. I wish I could break up with my phone and date my books,

MizMyColi:
That's an indicator that she has a Controlling Attitude.

By default, some ladies do.....especially undiluted cholerics.
The wise ones don't use it anyhow. They are very discreet and mature with that part of their nature.

The foolish and uninformed ones do something in the lines of the OP's suggestion.

It is never too late to gather sense tho'

I didn't ask for this.

100Cents:
But I don't do boys seriously..

Of course, I know you're a transavest. But were you deluded when you sent a senseless message to my mail box? Madam, you're thinkin with you penix but your mind's in your scrotum.

100Cents:
O boy, you are spoilt..

I am not gay..

will you ever change? With your damn perverted mind, always thinking to the negative side.

And I forgot to add. OSCOLA referencing must be used.



NOTE: This Thread's for dudes Only. If you're a lady, please pack your bag, pop corn, mat and even the seat and leave immediately ( especially mizmycoli; she's nothin' but badluck).

akinsadeez:
An essay? Means she must be the booky/nerd type who like reading. While I appreciate and even expect intelligence in a lady, I am often not attracted to the nerds.

Telling me to write an essay is tantamount to saying she wants me to write her a love letter. I think I will prefer writing her a poem. That one is at least a bit romantic and I can do that well. An essay is completely out of it.

Not a love letter, but an essay. Not more than twenty-five hundred words (2500) Using Times New Roman, font 12, double line spacing, and referencing (with footnotes).

100Cents:
Please, please, i don't know you.

I won't like my mummy to see me arguing with a small girl..

Smh..

okay, continue shakin' 'ur brainless head. (wen ah go change am for ur eye, e go b lyk bluefilm).

100Cents:
Sharrap .

Do you want me to ban you ?

I can't even remember you. Smh

Please unfollow all my topics and get yourself outta ma life. But before you do that, like my pictures first, muah

100Cents:
I will write it once its by text message.

Smh..

I thought I had already told you not to ever comment on ma thread? Na wa o

Prixus:
Thanks. but there's nothing special about it that I should like. it's just a regular pix like many others. besides don't go about begging for likes. were u d one that posted stuff n kept asking people to like ur pix? I read something like that a few days ago. can't remember d moniker. don't b so desperate.

Meanin you don't wanna be successful. No p

Prixus:
wow...this shows u r one jealous guy. n to me I think it's cos u really like her. but d problem with we guys is that ur affection for her will not stop u from doing one or two things cos even u hv said it that if u do something n she doesn't get jealous then it's an issue.

I think I shoul be very thankful, my man's not an a.s.s, like you.
Good morning, how was your night?

CuteEmma:
Have you liked me?

Sorry , I mean my picture. 'Cause that's the surest way of becoming successful.

Prixus:
but wait o u mean u actually scrolled thru my profile n checked my topic n went as far as commenting on it? awwww...u r not as bad as I tot tho...I think u r actually sweet...don't stop...

Have you liked me?

Now to the dudes;


I'm just Just curious.



And what would you
write? :-)

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Prixus:
u should be thankful that I picked on u cos u r finally getting some sense. u now admit that I have a scrotum. I don't think ur bf has made so much impact on ur life except d kisses n press press way e dey press ur small breasts count for anything.

You've started to think like a vag again.

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Prixus:
u should be thankful that I picked on u cos u r finally getting some sense. u now admit that I have a scrotum. I don't think ur bf has made so much impact on ur life except d kisses n press press way e dey press ur small breasts count for anything.

You've started thinkin' like a vag again.

Does jealousy signify truelove? It makes no sense. Madam prixus, don't you ever dare in your life (would've been too harsh to say 'miserable), to create/post any meaningless thread/comment on NL, capische?

Any Interested/Qualified person should write a more of like a proposal; Times New Roman, Font: 12, (sub headings should have Initial Caps + bold), in not less than 2500 words (about 11,000 characters), and not less than 8 References and 4 Referees. And double line spacing (references with single line spacing in-between). Should be submitted before 20th of December, 2014 (19th birthday) to my mail. Ts and Cs apply.

Any Interested/Qualified person should write a more of like a proposal; Times New Roman, Font: 12, (sub headings should have Initial Caps + bold), in not less than 2500 words (about 11,000 characters), and not less than 8 References and 4 Referees. And double line spacing (references with single line spacing in-between).

Kimmo:
I would.
It would be in the format of an informal cv.
Name, age etc
Educational background would be the guys I've dated and what I've learned from them to make me an excellent candidate for a girlfriend.
Skills would mostly be what I bring to the table in terms of support, emotional/financial, domestic and of course shagging ability.

This is so funny. I almost wish some guy would ask me for it.

Is this a proposal or an abstract?

Prixus:
my lav...how could u miss my sarcasm? there is no language like "Spanish mixed with Idoma" nah. in other words I don't care if u were speaking in tongues...by d way hv u had dinner?

Please stop pickin' on me, would ya? Why do you obsess about everything? 'Cause your mind's in your scrotum, I guess

drnairalov:
lol i ma check all the same if u wana date me...

1. write an essay why u wanna date me

2. times new roman font 12

3. Double line spacing

4. 2500 words..(don't copy and paste ok)

5. Fast and Pray for 2 dayz..

due date december 13, 6pm




Cheerz!! this goes to all the girls readin dis also

Sounds more of like a term paper, what about referencing?

Prixus:
wow...I didn't know u speak a bit of Spanish mixed with Idoma...nice...

dumbskull, It's not spanish, it's Portuguese, I'm not too good at spelling, so I just spell as pronounced.

drnairalov:
u re not bipolar never heard that word b4 , what is bipolar?? pls explain

re u from the polar bear family? *sadface

lol, I'm not a bear, neither am a 'mere mortal'.. About the meaning or bipolar, you can ask google #winks

peekeeks:
...The idea of dating u seems inviting to me,aint really a bad idea tho

I don't think so.

drnairalov:
do u wanna date me?

Nope, I'm not bipolar

Amefrica:
Canada dey oo bro. How 9ja?

Hey, watch it.