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Prixus:
I tire o. so I will just see a pic out of the millions on nl n decide to start hating on it? she's still a child. she's acting her age. I haven't had this kinda chat in years. being grown up n.mature makes me all butt tight all d time plus med school doesn't allow one time to express himself. so I kinda like being childish for once.

Oh Senho, eu não
cnsigo dcifrr o
que ese idiota
ignordo está
tentndo passar
en frente, alguén
pode me ajudar?
Obrgado.

Prixus:
it's tom-boy ma dear. not turn boy. at least d dullard gets to learn something. now b a gud dog n say 'thank u'

Whatever, either way, I care less, all I know is that I detest you.

Prixus:
and one more thing honey, when having an argument with someone name calling shows u hv no logical reasoning to back up ur position so still try to prove to me that I'm a girl n quit raving like a lunatic...

And lady, don't you dare honey me. Madam, don't you have market to go to? Pricksus prixus prixus, leave me be. Muah

Prixus:
and one more thing honey, when having an argument with someone name calling shows u hv no logical reasoning to back up ur position so still try to prove to me that I'm a girl n quit raving like a lunatic...

Prixus, I'm not provin' nothing, you're a fugly turn boy lady in her late 30s, with no future ambition (QED). So I'm done with you, now move ahead.

Prixus:
U r really dumb. I had to go check my pix again...n I can't say what on earth made u say I look like a girl...
from all indications u r quite daft...u don't hv public hair but u hv a bf...n u r so freaked abt him that u com here to ask us what u should get him...now u say u don't wish to date a nler...may I ask y u r telling us this? attention seeker...[right][/right]

'Go and die', brat, bastard, beast, prat, bitch. Silly hag, claimin' to be a dude. Smh

Prixus:
u r obviously beautiful with no brains. my pix is that of a guy. I've uploaded pix that shows I'm a guy. my posts r posts that will only come from a guy but for some reason u seem to think I'm a lady? may I ask d reason for ds abnormality u r displaying?

Funny question, well, it's because I do drugs, hard liquor, cigarettes and weed. So Madam no vex, the picture I saw that day didn't look like a dude, but an advanced turn-boy lady.

tosyne2much:
Thanks to all those who were concerned about my well being. Thanks for the phone calls and PMs ** Lots of love **

Let's get back to business

10 Silly Things Guys Do But Call It Love

1. Lying About Your House
Some guys wouldn't want to take ladies to their house because they feel it will reduce their chances of dating, instead they will take them to the houses of their friends and claim that's where they stay

2. Eating Onions Instead Of Suya
This really sounds like exaggeration but it happens. Some dudes will take a lady to a suya joint, only for the ladies to be eating suya while they will be eating onions with tears running down their chicks claiming they have phobia for eating suya

3. Every Lady You Spend Huge Amount Of Money On Automatically Deserves Bleeping
Having spent so much on a lady in an attempt to tie her down,
they believe the ladies automatically deserve bleeping cos they don't want their money to enter voice mail.. Who send you b4 ?

4. Operation Impress
It's funny some dudes will borrow trousers, wrist watches, boxers, shoes, underwears ( just name it). It's funny they borrow ridiculous things just to impress ladies

5. You Must Be An Average Liar For A Lady To Fall For You
Yeah, some dudes believe you have to lie about some certain things so as to increase your chances of being loved. They will lie about their finances, institutions, families and status . Most importantly, they will place themselves above what they are not


6.Being Unnecessary Nice To Ladies
Some friends can watch you suffer without rendering any assistance but will start acting like messiah thereby running helter skelter when it comes to the female folks

6. Solving A Lady's Problem Before Your Own
I have seen a situation where a dude subscribed a month BIS subscription for a lady and started begging us for N50 MTN transfer just to make an important call that might fetch him a job **shm**

7. Faking Your Voice
The voice of some guys is as deep as that of a conductor but the moment they pick up their phones to receive a lady's call, they will start sounding like Michael Jackson just to impress a girl

8. Being Unnecessary Caring To Ladies Than Your Siblings
Some dudes can't go to an expense of buying drugs worth N500 when their sibblings are ill but can empty their pocket when a lady says she's hungry. The lady must be thinking he does exact thing to his siblings and friends ** if I hear **

9. Being Too Harsh On Dudes & Cold On Ladies
Some guys act like tigers in dealing with their felow male folks and start acting nice to the female folks. We must have seen cases when a guy shares his views and observations and some dudes will pick offence in it thereby raining curses but when a lady shares a similar views, they will become King Solomon thereby giving word of wisdom

10. Loosing Your Sense Of Reasoning When A Lady Calls Your Name
A dude can turn deaf hear to his fellow male folks during exam but the moment a random lady calls him for answers, he will give her maximum attention because he want s to make her have a good impression towards him. Call them for answers during exam and they will look at you in hatred and disdain but opposite is the case when it comes to the female folks


Feel Free To Add Yours

Let Bashing Begin

I don't think it's SILLY, It's only natural, trying to make us feel special. And No. 7, it's normal, guys always insult themselves.

Prixus:
I'm actually a very nice person if u get to know me. oya lets mk peace. how can I prove to u that I'm a guy? I'm sorry if I've insulted u in any way.

Nah, you're a fugly lady jealous of ma beauty. That's why you hate me so much.

chigoizie7:
see as u carry madam prixus matter for head like say u de hawk pure water. lolz. no mind me, u will de-activate him? aint that being selfish? u want to have cool access to cool topics on NL? but he aint entitled for dat? nd u call that love? love should be sefless u know, i suggest u rather de-activate urself.

It's not selfish, it's privacy. But my boyfriend won't join NL, 'cause he likes being the first to do something while others follow.

[quote author=chigoizie7 post=28765281][/quote]sorry, I mean I'd deactivate his account.

chigoizie7:
what if dis ur handsome bf always see u busy with your phone nd den investigated, only to find out, its nairaland that is making u ignore him nd den decides to join to see whats special, sister please will u break up with him? because to me, this ur thread is absolutely senseless.

Nope, I'd deactivate my account. NOTE: I don't ignore anyone 'cause of NL, because the posts are cool, but the people are annoying e.g Madam Prixus.

chigoizie7:
what if dis ur handsome bf always see u busy with your phone nd den investigated, only to find out, its nairaland that is making u ignore him nd den decides to join to see whats special, sister please will u break up with him? because to me, this ur thread is absolutely senseless.

Nope, I'd deactivate my account.

DonaldGenes:
Arboreal Forest

Do I have to show you before you'd believe me?

cpsw111:
Not love peddler * W. H. O. R. E.

Yeah, you can't kneel down before your man, but you could kneel throughout the night on a concrete floor (as a professional cocksuckerr) for just a cent. Na wa o.

I'm more than just a 'mere mortal'

Prixus:
lol...u must really think I care how d relationship goes...

, Wait o, Madam Prixus, what did I do to you? You always criticize me, support post by others as long as it's against me, stalkin' me just to annoy/insult me. You'd better unfollow my posts and leave of alone before I fight you, 'Man to Man', both physically and spiritually. This is your last warning.

DonaldGenes:
Spoilt Girl

hey, don't accuse me okay, I'm still yet to grow pubic hair o.

FLAWLES, Daht B¡TcH u don't wana
Exchange \/\/Ords wiFF
8-) MAY18

Prixus:
this to me is the comment of the month so far...u said it gud...she's talking from her childish point of view. reality hits us hard

I don't blame you. 'Cause your lil' itty bitty pri.ck's still hairless, you think you're still a kid huh?

harrysterol:
@op better as in??

continue asking as if you don't know wah I mean.

dechandel:

Do what

se.x

I have friends who always make this statement. I've seen it online before, "Tall guys do it Better; Short guys want it More". How true is this statement? And y'all know that I know nothing 'bout this, still a Virgin..

Still a virgin, dunno anything about this.

Yemike:
ur points are good tho' but all these talks are becoming boring nowadays. i don't even think for once that i can marry a virgin cuz i don't believe they exist!

Yeah, they do. I mean 'we do exist. But it doesn't matter whom you marry, virgin or not, What I'm saying is that fornication is bad, to the virgins reading this thread. So they won't make the same mistake others made.

Prixus:
lol...whatever keeps u wet honey...

Hey don't corrupt of me o. Still yet to grow pubic hair. In fact what are you? Homophobic or Heterophobic, fa.g or Lez, homosexual, hermaph, gay or trans-averse?

Tonydeeb:
'Cute'emma is really cute...nice one.
By d way, what did you later get him?

3in1 singlet, wrist watch with my name written on it, then we went to his uncles house for the party. I asked him to take of home 'cause I'm not always comfortable outside my hostel at most 8pm. We sneaked without even telling my roommate who came early the next morning. When we got back to my lodge it was already few minutes to 11, so he had to spend the night at my place, BUT NOTHING HAPPENED.

Prixus:
shorty u got me mixed up with someone else..

Oh, my bad. Madam abeg, no vex

Prixus:
but I'm a guy nah

Sister Prixus, how? When did you became a guy? From a market woman to a guy, na wa o.

Eugenedimgba:
from wanting a birthday gift for your bae to insulting someone..... way to go

It's not an insult,, it's a request.