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mencade5:
first of all, leave those 50 boyfriends that you are dating and sleeping with in ur area.

I will tell you your next step

50? Maybe you need to update your statistics.

djmask:
You are really delusional! How many nairaland membership do you have? You create a topic with your female persona and comment on it with your male schizophrenic side. You need the attention and this is the last you will be getting from me. Je ai fini avec vous

Did you skip kindergarten? # I can't seen to decipher what the foolish fool typed.

djmask:
I commented on a piece that wasn't write in impeccable english so why would u expect me to deviate? I know u wannabes pick on people to cover your own shortcomings. I've been corrected by teenagers, Professors, Doctors etc. But I dislike correction when its done to ridicule me.

Yeah, you're right. It's WRITTEN and not WRITE

ALKARULEZ615:
Prove the OP wrong

Me: Hi

You: __________



*waiting*

Say what you want to say and leave immediately.

Please after you comment, don't forget to like my picture, thanks.

djmask:
Why is this dude correcting folks like a proffesor of english? Economics pupil at a state institution forming Wole Soyinka. Its shocking that u're an Arsenal fan; cos we have a humble reputation.

It's Professor and not proffesor. I like being corrected when my thumbs make the mistake rather than when my tongue makes the mistake.

striktlymi:
This ain't meant to upset you...

If I were your boyfriend I would have a hard time continuing the relationship with you. He seems very open but you are not.

If you can't give him your password then I think you should have rejected the idea of having his passwords when he offered to give them to you.

Well my boyfriend's understanding, unlike you. I didn't keep my password away from him because there are secrets.

ALKARULEZ615:
Boyfriend or Boyfriends?

Btw, itz MEDIA.....not MEDIAS

Thanks for the correction of media, but it's not boyfriends, there's a thick period behind the 'd'.

Sometimes, I ask myself, why is it difficult to share my passwords with my boyfriend? But it seems as if there's no answer because there's no reason for keeping my password from my man. But yet, I just can't give him even when I have all his passwords. To his phone, on social medias, even the Hotspot at the cafe. The only time I did was when we had to swap phones and that got me into real trouble. Mainly because of the messages. Of which I don't know many the people who sent them, I can't even remember giving then my number in the first place. And there are others who wouldn't want to leave you alone, so you have to play along till they tired and find their way. I don't have any secret I'm keeping from my boyfriend but I can't give him any of my passwords, mostly facebook. I wish I could share my password with my boyfriend

Tallesty1:
I gave all of them + the ones u didn't list to my ex and she didn't misuse any of them.

It depends on the person you are dating.

It's usually easy for guys. I have the password of my boyfriend's phone but I can't give him my password. The last time he asked me to swap phones, it took me almost 3months to explain the funny things i.e. Contacts, text and whatsapp messages in my phone.

I can share my bank account and house key, but passwords, not possible.

My boyfriend was the Assistant Senior Prefect in my school when I was still in SSS1. Then, I barely knew him. According to him, after his Waec, he attended a Computer School. And since then he has been struggling really hard. He now has a mini cyber café where he does internet stuff and tutorials. And he has never attempted to the take UTME examination. I asked him to take the one of last year, but he told me that he couldn't because there was no money. Now, I asked him to take the one for next year that I would assist him financially, but he refused saying that not all Bachelor Degree holders are successful. But I'm really not comfortable dating someone with an 'O' level certificate. Next semester, I would be in 300level.. Please what should I do?? Cause I really love him..

sophieabou:
silly u,den y do u nid an advice cus of u acting as ur sister 4 a guy,,u shud also knw hw 2 handle it by yaslf,,who knws mayb dah ur irritating post is a lie,,WTF

Of course I do, at least at my age(18). And mind you sucker, I made that comment 'cause of the 1st post i.e. Do the needful, fu*k him.

elshaddai58:
facts:he actually fall in love with ur sister because it was ur sister picture that he is seeing and not yours so take not.

Well, if you think that a guy would fall in love with some pictures, then that's your own dumb perspective. My Leonard is unlike you, he's not dumb to fall for pictures #NOTE.

micronut:
heee......see her mouth like hell no......ok sebi u are still just 18: don't worry ur own is on the way......i bet u wld leave to regret this childish game u have long been enjoying...idiot!! it means u are not even good looking sef cos if u do, u wld be proud to show him ur real sef long ago.......brainless girls like u is the reason why many guys no longer wanna be keeping all their eggs in one basket to avoid puppy-motherfuckers like u....i pray the poor guy has a spare girl in one corner to cover the useless dent u have left.....better send him an epistle message of ur d whole mess today so that he can know where to start from.....beg for his forgiveness cos i fear u or ur generation wld not reap bountifully from this bagglog of deceit.... am sorry for this Leonard for wasting both his financial and emotional efforts on childish assholes like u......too bad! this is what happens when u buy fone for teens cos most wld eventually abuse the opportunity........

oh-em-Gee, did you skip kindergarten? Or I bet your mental faculty's totally empty. Do you even have a brain? Or maybe you've got one that isn't working properly. Make amadioha fire your worthless life this evening. Jobless thug.

micronut:
heee......see her mouth like hell no......ok sebi u are still just 18: don't worry ur own is on the way......i bet u wld leave to regret this childish game u have long been enjoying...idiot!! it means u are not even good looking sef cos if u do, u wld be proud to show him ur real sef long ago.......brainless girls like u is the reason why many guys no longer wanna be keeping all their eggs in one basket to avoid puppy-motherfuckers like u....i pray the poor guy has a spare girl in one corner to cover the useless dent u have left.....better send him an epistle message of ur d whole mess today so that he can know where to start from.....beg for his forgiveness cos i fear u or ur generation wld not reap bountifully from this bagglog of deceit.... am sorry for this Leonard for wasting both his financial and emotional efforts on childish assholes like u......too bad! this is what happens when u buy fone for teens cos most wld eventually abuse the opportunity........

oh-em-Gee, did you skip kindergarten? Or I bet your mental faculty's totally empty. Do you even have a brain? Or maybe you've got one that isn't working properly. Make amadioha fire your worthless life this evening.

elshaddai58:
Why lying about your personality,actually he loves your sister not you chi kina
and stop playing with this guy emotion or less it will backfire

Correction; He didn't fall in love with my sister, but me, my type of person.

micronut:
heee......see her mouth like hell no......ok sebi u are still just 18: don't worry ur own is on the way......i bet u wld leave to regret this childish game u have long been enjoying...idiot!! it means u are not even good looking sef cos if u do, u wld be proud to show him ur real sef long ago.......brainless girls like u is the reason why many guys no longer wanna be keeping all their eggs in one basket to avoid puppy-motherfuckers like u....i pray the poor guy has a spare girl in one corner to cover the useless dent u have left.....better send him an epistle message of ur d whole mess today so that he can know where to start from.....beg for his forgiveness cos i fear u or ur generation wld not reap bountifully from this bagglog of deceit.... am sorry for this Leonard for wasting both his financial and emotional efforts on childish assholes like u......too bad! this is what happens when u buy fone for teens cos most wld eventually abuse the opportunity........

I only asked you for an advice, so why the insults? And I forgot to add, advice from matured minds only. Stup|d prat..

I didn't play 95% of these. I'm was brought up in a RICH home.

Medunah:
Tell the guy the truth and forget about him cos i think he might lose interest after hearing the truth.

Ur in 200lvl and still 18yrs. Question is ''Do u also want to settle down now??

Marry? Hell no, I already have a boyfriend. I knew the relationship wasn't gonna work out. Last year I wanted to end our communication, or tell him the truth but I couldn't because I don't wanna hurt him and I still love him.

demix007:
@OP,u re beginning to sound like a single and searching deeper life woman in her late 30s... are u still single sha?

of course, I'm still single, but I'm not searching either..

kaybiel2u:
if dts wat u xpect den u ar joking, hw wld a girl woo or toast a guy? i dnt beliv it hs or cn eva apen in naija.

Yeah, I guess it's the tradition. But sometimes, I feel like saying it when I have a crush on someone, 'cause they don't seem to care about me and the guys I don't like are the ones chasing me around.. Such is life.

I'm 18 years old, a 200level student of Uniben. It all started 2 years back when I was 16. Using my elder sister's picture as my d.p on 2go, I met a guy, Leonard, who lives in Abia State, 27 years old. A very nice, funny and wonderful dude. I used my real age to open the account but I told him that I was 26. When he asked why I changed my age to 16, I lied that I mistakenly wrote 1996 instead of 1986; and he believed. Any time he asked for my pictures, I would send him my sister's picture who was 25 then. He noticed from my voice that I was younger but I told him that I talk like a baby 'cause I'm the last child, he also believed. He has introduced me to his mom, elder sister and younger brother; his elder sister called me last week. He has graduated and now working with DESOPADEC. Each time he asked to see me or talk to a member of my family, I would decline with one excuse or the other. And my elder sister is already married (last year november) with a kid, that the last time I visited, I had to convince her to put on jean trousers instead of wrappers so she wouldn't look like an old woman, just to get pictures to send to Leonard. And now Leonard told me that he wants to settle down, and that I should spend the Christmas holidays at his place, and that I would sleep in his mom's room just to assure me that he won't touch me. He has been a very great friend. The nicest guy I've met,, but how can I tell him the truth? I still love him as a friend and I don't wanna lose him. Please! What should I do??

CAN THIS EVER
HAPPEN
GIRL: Hi handsome.
BOY: Mcheeew (rolling
his eyes)
GIRL: C’mon I mean no
harm dude. Just spare
me a
few minutes of your
time.
BOY: say what you
have to and leave
immediately.
GIRL: okay I have been
watching you pass
here
everyday and i feel
attracted to you.
BOY: only that?
GIRL: I think you are
hydrogen cause
whenever
I see
you my heart beats
with a pop sound.
BOY: (blushing) aaaww
stop the flattery.
GIRL: I’m damn serious.
Can’t you see that
am
not
sobber and am
staggering? That simply
proves
that
am drunk in love with
you.
BOY: (smiling) go
straight to The point,
can’t
you see
am busy? (drawing
patterns on The ground
using his
feet)
GIRL: wow your smile is
like Al Quaeda
terrorists
cause it has just
captured The territory of
my
heart.
Please give me a chance
to invest in your
heart
business and you will
see The profits through
my
love for you.
BOY: You girls are just
the same. You Just
want
to
use me then dump me
heartlessly.
GIRL: OMG! Dats so
inhuman. I want to
show
you
true love that can never
even be witnessed in
the
Soap Operas.
BOY: Kkk let me think
about it then I will reply
you
later.
GIRL: Okay handsome,
take as much time as
you
want. Whatever your
decision is, I will
respect it
but
please say Yes.
QUESTION: Will there
ever be a beautiful time
like
this? where girls will do
the ‘toasting’ and we
The
boys do the ‘blushing’
or is it just wishful
dreaming

Pretyangel25:
Ever since I step my foot in my sis house, the husband have been disturbing my life, first he sent me message and I taught it was a joke just last night he purposely touch my breast when I was in the kitchen cooking and I became so angry that I refuse 2 eat and my sis ask me why I'm that angry, I couldn't utter a word because he was staring at me.

He sent me another text this afternoon telling me that my sis is travelling on wednesday this week 2 come back on sunday and that he will have me all 2 himself, can u imagine? should I tell me sis and how will she feel? Because I don't want to create problem btw them. Advice please

At your age, do you think you need some crazy advice from these cyberfreaks?

With all these Gbagauns, it's undoubtedly obvious that you're a chronic liar. What else did I expect from a jobless dude? A common driver (worthless lout), GUYS and LIES, intertWINED right from TIME.

of course I would, because I didn't lose it by mistake the first time (fun must continue).