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Wickedness is the atmosphere in nigeria

Big man big problem

whywhyogun:
yes, you may give me the money .

I am a white lady , but not from UK. anyway, I am from a white country.

you give me the money, I marry you, you fvck me, I taste you, and we divorce, and you got your permit to stay.

5000pounds are not a small sum, to a poor white girl, like me. I will do it .

to all those guys forming team foreign..

logadims:
go get an ekuke

see nobody will buy dat dog

20k.. We have deal.

BiafraBushBoy:
Shut up!!

He should go back to school, and you that went to Harvard university couldn't just spell Primary School completely!!

Mtchewwww

one day you will insult your boss in Nairaland.. Continue

d onewho tried to turn water into wine got me laughing...


How can you claim to have control over the elements you did not create? Isn't dat madness?

Money wey dem no dey see for eye...

Explorers:
No.

I posted this.

Chinese Engineers Build A 17,000 Ton Flyover And Rotate It Into Place.


https://www.nairaland.com/2855992/chinese-engineers-build-17000-ton

oh my gosh!!!!! This is the height of technology..

muyoge:
Your English means U are under its control. Rather it should be U are in control. Don't allow your English to put U in bondage.

thanks

Redman36:
choi ...see lie.

lie wat? Is my name Redman?

Eddygourdo:
Because many can now afford cheap data, every fool and idiot now has an opinion on life matters. Including those who found it difficult to pass waec , jamb or graduate. If you cook for your wife, isn't that evidenced by the marriage model you employ ? Does it imply that is normal behaviour for all marriage models ?

Its possible you cook for yours as a beta male you are, many other beta males might not find such appealing. Talkless of alpha males. Simply tell us you cooked for your wife, maany of us have done that, many who did it will regret and stop doing it, many who haven't done it will do it when she is sick or pregnant, many are being beaten to do it since he isn't a bread winner, many have no food to cook to show any bloody romance.

Lastly many women will never put themselves through the horror of eating the poison some of their men cook in the name of being romantic. There is reccession and no need for wastage of food stuffs. Biko him or her who is an expert in the field should cook joor.

u said it all...

This thing called konji.. I thank God I am in control of it

This is what sensible countries do, they make use of their limited resources .. Try this in Nigeria, either the sultan or the emir or the oba or eze of that Land will disagree thereby blocking progress.. They will incite the youths to stage a protest.


Or


The Nigerian government will ask all d occupants of that place to vacate so they will demolish the building so that they can build a railway..


When will Nigeria ever mature ?

Na Tanzania babe I want

The thought of hell won't even make me consider suicide.

He is an ikwerre man!

malificent:
Easy

My correction wasnt projecting any form of harsh tone na

Whywhyogun

Hmmmm.. Make I no talk

A sensible and ungreedy father won't demand all these...

Just like that? Must be poison

rawgurl:
Op is so on point, except no#6 am aren't a nerd or introvert bt I frequent literature section

how can you say am aren't a nerd..


I am not a nerd. Simple

Ha. Edward sef..

Where is Osama bin laden wen I need him d most

It will correct her senses! Pls go ahead..u have my support!

PaulKillerman:
correct nigga. Will. Be waiting, my PM is working

niccur!

SirMichael1:
Bros, it is 'save' and not 'safe'. If you wan form English, a least form am well na. Moreover, the context you used it for is totally wrong.

he is not writing a letter to the Queen of England!

Wise man

PaulKillerman:
.
. no wahala bra!!! Enjoy, I go still like see her out, when u finish...

Enjoy your parole

no p.. Will pass her digits