₦airaland Forum

ipreach:
Thank God, this time no new Cp for us in Rivers State. Congratulations to us.

mbu

SUPOL:
Wen will I become IG?

soon brother.. soon..

Twaci:
Yoruba girls are lit! I wouldn't blame you bro

chei twaci, like seriously I swear.. my family just hav to welcome a yoruba lady into the family whether dey like it or not.



I just wonder what is it with igbo culture sef. They just expect u to marry from the same ibo tribe..


Me I won't just agree.. dats their problem. They must hav to enter bus and follow me to the west for traditional marriage weda dey like it or not

Lol there was a movie I saw in the past, the story line is much related to this pic.


Like if u wana get divorced, u hav to re-invite all the people who attended your wedding to your divorce ceremony and they must come!.. the judge doesn't want to care how u go about it.


Den on dat day, the groom wears a suit and the bride wears her wedding gown, and in front of the people, he renounces his wedding vows.. or both of them rather.



Can that happen in Nigeria?

Grad2012 movie is oldskool abeg..



Any lady dah tells me dat, i'd just look at her like, she hasn't been to places..

Twaci:
Not when they are drunk oh!

Then they just need the tiniest excuse to lash out.

yeah yeah. Rite. Bak den I told myself I wouldn't wana hav anythn to do with yoruba inlaws... I think i'm tryn to reconsider cuz the kind of yoruba gals i"v been meetin so far hav made me Change thoughts on dat

university of port harcourt should be relocated from choba to elele.

Twaci:
Yes. Partially grew up there

oh really.. d last thing a yoruba guy will do is to throw the first punch...

skarlett:
seriously! You both are were

funny hw u ladies can be insecure much .



As in eh. The dude I was chattin with was like, he can't give a babe head, I was like, guy, u neva see clean kitty before, u go mad sef.. d guy say godforbid.


So I just google the thing..


Maybe the reason why she was reacting cuz she gave me a pic of her kitty and she thought I shared it with him.


Buh even at that, why would I even do dat in the first place

If u wana woo a billionaire's daughter without saying much



Take her out on a date, take ur atm, spend all dat is insyd, let her be aware..





She will call u d next day... and refund u bak ur money times ten




Allah dis really works.

sinaj:
Love doesn't knw what age is

where in ph are u nw?

Twaci hav u been to lagos?

Nairalanders please this didn't happen in Nigeria!

skarlett:
LMFAO


This is fvcking hilarous


I can just imagine the conversation;

'whose vajajay was that'

'It wasn't yours, just one I got off the internet. I swear'


Dead!

i'm crazy ryt?

Brideofdracula, dat hurts... real bad..

Why will a parent want to see the unclothedness of their child(ren) who are grown ups already..?




I can hav a tatoo and my dad or mum won't even notice.. so?

jude33084:
Let me invite you to FSX so that flying won't be a mystery anymore

ok, how do I go about it

They will complain, because they hav lost their virginity

Let's us cut the crap with all this love age nonsense.



I am goin to marry at the age of 30.. Deal with it

pet4ril:
hehehheheh yes nau.... Every woman wants a man that can at least cook something for the house when she's not feeling too well or as the case may be

u realize there will be kids. Dnt u?

Enypie:
I'm not carnivorous. You're simply being stingy with your body.

ha.. oya come and cook my body.. totally offering my body as a sacrifice

pet4ril:
Are you telling me the wife just picked offence for him chatting with females without seeing any intimate chats between them?
Oh please, the woman is not crazy nau.... Everything that move is moved by something else

pet4ril there are a lot of women out there who are crazily insecure ok. And yes she picked offense for him chatting with females without seeing any intimate chats! Quote me any where


Some of u ladies are just so insecure about nothing. Any woman dat comes near ur man, u people begin to get all boiled up inside. I can remember d last girl I had smth with, infact any girl I chat with here on nairaland, she go just copy and paste all the chat bring am for my domot for whatsapp, tell me say make I explain..

Am like what d fvck is wrong with u..


One other day, I was chattin with a dude and told him I was gona send a vagina nude pic I downloaded from Google, because we were discussing onto cunnilingus matter..


My babe with her omnipresent power just swooped on our chat.. started flaring up, dat who owns the vagina pic I sent to him.. na so fight start.. I told her dat see I downloaded the pic from Google oo, infact I told her to check on google she will see d pic there.. she checked and saw it.. and had to shutt up.


I told her see, if u dnt stop all these ur nonsense character, I will break this off..


And funny enuf she continued, I had no option dat to end the relationship.

Enypie:
You this Hector sef, you too like trouble.
I just wanted to see what hers looks like nah..

Don't dare turn to food in my presence o.. coz if you do, I'll cook you deliciously and people will rush you.

ehen, I like trouble na. Dats waht makes it look interesting.




enypie stop lying u duno hw to cook carrot stew simple.


Lol come and eat me raw instead

pet4ril:
i haven't heard of carrot stew before ooooo

and u want to marry a man dat knows how to cook.



U see ur life

Diekola17:
No vex. f***king whatever you are. I'm sorry o.

am a fvcking dude.. ur not blind, are u?

iceberylin:
WAITN DH THREATEN YA SAFETY

dem dey kidnap for aluu ooooo

pet4ril:
huhhhhh? Do you say insecure? How are you sure the man was saying the truth? See statement sef, tge female friends are the ones he's using to keep himself busy when the wife is too busy abeg make the man park well jor

what sort of rubbish is dat? R u no telling me, u'll be happy with ur husband if he gets pissed at every Tom dick and Harry u say hello to on the road? So ur fvcking telling now dat because you will get married, ur husband is not allowed to chat wit other people on his whatsapp list? For fvck's sake, he wasn't hiding anything. I'm very sure dat there were no intimate chats between these females and her husband so why is she gettn all worked up.


I hav a lot of females I say hi, hello too on my whatsapp page, doesn't mean I sleep with dem.


So that wife should just go to hell and burn her useless self there. I dnt like dat. I dnt like people who are insecure much.. especially wen it comes to things dat shouldn't not even warranty any form of suspicion.

sinaj:
me is fine o!

Lol



Boredom has finished me at hme

ur d one dat wants to be bored na

Diekola17:
God bless you my sister o. Try it first and you wee see the way it looks.

I am fvcking not a sister... besides my mum has cooked it before.. and it's damn good.

Lol a lot of beggars are in front of their houses begging for alms..




Well, let my cup overflow to these people o Lord...