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HateU2:
Go away cheater

Cutehector love
I'm single on NL o
Are u in?
Life is too short to be single on NL

today be blessed. Of course i'm in. Like isn't that wad i'v wished for all these while

mimzy:
lolz. Why are u thanking God for me.

dat ur married wit a kid nd still got a flat tummy

GenoMI:
LOL @ special advisers - But what is it about them that you do not like?

my brother, you and I know very well that the reasons aren't farfetched.


OK let me use dangote refinery job application as an example

Dangote called for executive trainees in different fields of engineering, people where shortlisted obviously the secondclass upper and first class... now this is a nationwide thing so applications are coming in from all 36 states.

Mistake one.

You invited a lot of people to travel from all states to Lagos just for a written exam, u wasted resources by photocopying thousands of question papers, made these job seekers to waste transport for an exam dat almost half of them may not succeed...


Why not instead be like PwC (pricewaterhousecoopers) and conduct an online assesment first, which will then shortlist further the jobseekers, thereby managing resources, den those who passed the online job test will nw come for a verification test, note that the number of job seekers will be reducing at a faster rate... than that of dangote's refinery own..


Mistake two

It's not easy to pass a job test. Cuz u knw dat those who passed have average to very good IQ. Then u foward them to an oral discussion test, those who didn't succeed, u slash dem off.. why? Are they still dullards? Weren't they the people who were sent success mails that they succeeded? Why send dem off again when u have bright people...


I suggest that after a job test, those who passed should be given equal opportunity for a final interview stage with d HR dept. So anybody dat fails will know dat it's definitely their problem, not the company.

Olodo rabata.

GenoMI:
Ah, Cutehector, please try to love them o . I can understand how you feel, but to be fair a lot of them also have a tough job to do and are trying their best

hahahaha I tell u solemnly, they r the ones giving themselves tough jobs by themselves.

I think they should all have special advicers

mimzy:
Instead of criticizing her.. If u really love her, why not try registering her in a gym? U can even join her. That way, she doesn't feel bad that ure not comfy with her shape and everyone is happy. All these peeps saying team flat tummy, wait until u have one baby and see how easy/difficult it is to keep in shape. Not saying its impossible . its not junk or unprocessed food that's behind all big bellies, at tyms, its just genes.

gosh she has a flat tummy, thank God

PasNina:
LOL!

omo d thing just tire me... hw person go just wake up one mornin advertize one position come shortlist 1000 people


E make sense at all?

dazzle101:
U too funny bro!

but it will be wise being friends with one, don't u think?

halfricanadian:
Jesus stole me from him

in other words, he is d Satan, d antichrist

Adaure4ever:
Ovoko

what is the meaning of ovoko

dazzle101:
No na she be the interviewer ! She did something like this a fortnight ago!!! I'ld love to ask her how she's seeing these top hr ppl maybe next time she can take me along

lol I have this natural hate for Nigerian HR people no offence I think they should all be whipped at golgotha

Diddyydiva:
Typing a post to indirectly inform you how **** you are






don't quote me again!!!

diva ah ah, it hasn't come to this na.. na so ur blood dey hot reach.. shuo.. any small thing dnt quote me again.. take a chill pill sha.. I meant no harm

Diddyydiva:



its said tho


Intelligent topics can't not be discussed here.




Nawa o

who says intelligent topics can't be discussed in romance section.. well she knew she'd be gettin funny replies so she shouldn't hav been bothered she ought to have posted it in d nairaland general section if the education section wasn't available at the moment

Diddyydiva:



its said tho


Intelligent topics can't not be discussed here.




Nawa o

what are you typing?

dazzle101:
The one wey wear red with

lol just imagine say n d slim one be d head of d HR

Op abeg nor vex, na whch of d ladies for d pic be d head of the HR.?


I knw why I dey ask

Strahovski1:
Not all bro.

There are some who keep fit

just a small number. I need u to check out d number of women in ur street. Just take a look at ten elderly women, count hw many hav potruded stomach, and those dat dnt hav.. just ten elderly women only.. den tell me hw many of dem out of 10 hav and dnt hav

iceberylin:
Everywhere

multi-taskin is a skill dats needed by employers. U should learn it too

Diddyydiva:
wrong section lady







Wrong Section

u for no tell am na

Well she will have d big stomach later in life so there's no big deal..


All these sexy girls formin Caro will eventually turn out to be shapeless like their mothers in future.

Very good

Jadekitana

CUM4WHAT:
have sme nice fvckk gyal it helps a lot take it or fail ...

u may be right

Come to my room

danieloy4:
Aw far,what do you think of that guy asking people to drop fone nos,do u think its real or na scam. They suspect those gnld pple,nos mean they wana send dos funny msgs to one

na gnld people

Make sure the father of that child is no where near her.

APC govt

Thunder will just fire d op say d moniker na dude

ednut1:
237k na peanut salary be like say thunder wan fire u

237k per month? Ah ah.. why u dey lie like dis na