₦airaland Forum

Abeg someone should check there names....



Name checkers association of Nairaland... Oya over to you guys

No wonder kidnappers don't spare those criminals in police uniform...

After the recruitment exercise I hope they won't send me to sambisa forest to confront buhari militants

Chai nah so God take pick your own call


The newest landlord in town, if ur husband is wise that house is already yours, if I where him, I will said I keep billions of Naira in that house, so for the stupid wicked landlord to avert going to jail and paying that reasonable amount of money, she will agree to give u the house for damages...


Even charge and bail lawyer can represent u and came out victorious

I said it... That dullard is planing for space trip...

Please minus travelling expenses $2mil
Sundry expenses + $1mil
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= $3mil
There he borrowed from china - $2bil
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Total balance he brought home $1.97



the dullard come back home with nothing.... Endeavour to his space mission... We don enter 1chance

Kidnapping is not good....


But when I remember one useless barrister is just taking my money without doing anything to execute my case judgement, at times I felt like kidnapping him and every member of his family and throw them inside lagoon....without collecting ransom


Nigeria legal system is rubbish

Igbo General doing them good since 1914...


General WHO.... Please the war is not yet over until you arrest shakau search his mobile phone see the last alert from his islamic bank, look for the last person that frequently calls him,


I will be surprise if Buhari private number is not the last number that called him...

Arrest buhari shakau will peacefully surrender

U want to stop moving of fulani herdsmen While the clueless president is there grand-patron....

Ghem Ghem Ghem just sipping my beer waiting for round 2 of shenge...

Dog eat Dog we no go complain

Motherfuckers... I'm not in support of infidelity but are you a good wife to your husband and he start extra marital affair .... Woman bow ur head in shame, you are troublesome and a piece of shit, unreasonable woman, the magistrate is also stupid... Why releasing them on bail for just ordinary $10 or 10days in jail U acted out of anger,if she is ur sister will you do the same If that lady is my sister I will sue the judge that doesn't knew his job, sue the stupid woman and her jobless friends sue the stupid guys that refuse to help that poor lady, sue the husband...


What am I saying Africa are in darkest part of the world where human being don't have fundamental right... Do that in america and see urself in jail

Where is jona and mama beans Sorry I mean mama peace

Chai another failed marriage...


My crush better be careful... The heart of man is evil....

Among all dis able young handsome men everywhere , the one that fancies u is a divorcee



Celebrity marrying celebrity the union will hit break wall, bad combination... Instead choose someone that haven't been to limelight... Don't blame us if dis one also brk ur hrt

Chai another failed marriage...

My crush better be careful... The heart of man is evil

Nigeria military lack coordination,

I hope mikel gave them igbo names


Or are they another lost tribe of jews

All this charade is because of ordinary $2bil...



Buhari what happened to all those money u seize from previous administration...
Buhari what happened to abacha loot
Buhari u are a dullard,

David Cameron fly commercial to china, secretly with 5entourage and sign a business deal of £56bil
and buhari fly to china with presidential jet and over 100 entourage and manage to get a bail out loan of $2bil... Chinese government is only laughing at him... They are mocking at him... Buhari has portray Nigerians as clueless in the eyes of international community...

Thank God I reject dis fraud from the onset, we are sailing without captain

The increase number of hoodlum is west is outrageous...

Oga police why not use ur rifle on them

As if sending them abroad for training will stop them from correcting #20 as bribe at various checking point....

Story for the gods...

Pictures or IDONBELIVIT

Willie obiano don open dem eyes... Kikikikikikik

Old new indeed.... But why most everything build in south will also build in north ... Propose kogi refinery, is kogite among oil producing state Or Do we have oil deposit in north that makes that project a necessity

NJPot:
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That is OBO himself. Always representing us Yorubas very well. What Flavour can do, Davido can even do better. See more of him here

but his tom and jerry is very small nah.... Flavour is ladies killer bring someone equal to him not that smallish Davido

Be like say King devido get small eggplant kikikikikikikiki just laughing in Botswana

Come and borrow mine... Really money can't buy u big dick

Them beat him green black yellow white red hahahahahahahaha I rather trek than dress like a woman... From the look the guy might have evil plans against that lady.... But why some people are keen to jungle justice... Nothing will ever make me to participate in such ungodly act, even if u steal my billions I rather allow u to go with it than to participate in spilling ur blood The boy has learn his lesson

But we can produce fuel locally.... The dullard should give us go ahead order since he is confuse on which step to take...

Is it possible for super falcon to represent us for next AFCON qualifier for Men category

Just asking...

Lizard of ubima Rt amaechi and his dullard master Buhari I know ur game plans... abi after constructing the rail, then u will travel to russia and import all abandoned locomotive train in that country to come and kill us God strong pass you... In west Germany u visit recently don't u see monorail,trams or electric fast moving trains that can cover from lagos to calabar within 2:25minutes

For now the rail is not necessary, because to me the train will be suicider, instead construct more highway and flyovers,


Rt amachi how far with ur portharcourt monorail Abi u never finish the one u dey construct and u won jump to another scam

Nusaf:
Certainly, not comparable just the way 10 months and 6 yrs cannot be compared. Or are you expecting achievements of that magnitude within this period? To me, considering the revenue generated in the past administration, nothing was even achieved.

charlie did I hear 10mouths of buhari misrule From fulani cattle marauders gaining ground to agatu killing, to killing of the shitte and secret trail of nnamdi kanu, to missing budget and chewing of budget, padded budget and co, from all dis, do u still have hope in buhari lead government... The 16yrs of PDP misrule, 98% of apc are formal PDP members, so what's the difference Apc is just an old wine in new bottle,

TAQUA:
Why go to China to negotiate terms and conditions to borrow $2billion when;
1) We are expecting $200billion from looted money stashhed away in Dubai.
2) America is helping us repatriate $6billion kept by former PDP Governor's and ministers in the USA
3) Loads of thieves under Jonathan have returned millions of dollars
4) Trillions of Naira raked in by the Nigeria custom service
5) Millions of Dollars saved by the TSA and leakages have been blocked.
Even if you are very dumb, you should at least be able to ask some simple questions. Why borrow with an interest when you already have a lot? Except if the 'fight against

good question my guy... Ask them... What of abacha loot Buhari have told us what he went to China to do... If actually Fg do collect tax from people like Dangote, otedolla,danjuma family, adenugu etc, the money generate from dis guys are enough to service 2016 budget... When the head is useless the tails will be a vegetable as well...
The clumsy dullard love travelling

AareOlumidey:
well as regard the travelling i might be in different. in area of knowledge in rulling this nation can you tell me who in this country has the required knowledge to rule naija.

from 1960 to date they were just using situational approach no one has the required knowledge to rule.


imagine what happened in 2011 we all emass voted GEJ with the aim of making the nation better considering the mighty Phd he has but what do we have at the end. Mine is just that we must ensure we put government on their toes if we really want to have returns for our votes. if not we are on our own.

out of 11 federal university build by jona , 9 of them are in north, more than 300 almajiri school around northern state, and one senate boastful said buhari won the election with 5million votes from almajiri... We should start telling our selves The truth , buhari is not that messiah we are waiting for, in what way can u compare gej administration and buhari government The comparison is much, we common Nigerians are tired of shenge mantra...

Nusaf:
The majority that voted him did that for a purpose and they are not complaining yet. And if the same majority decides to retain him by 2019 so shall it be. If u describe this as fraud, then the previous administration must be fraud raised to the power of infinity.

my dear 90% of ordinary Nigerians that voted for that duara dullard are seriously regretting it, search ur heart and tell me, if we are to hold election today, will u vote for shenge Buharu says dat he is fighting poverty yet according2 the Business Day Newspaper Nigerians are ”getting poorer 4 the first time since 1999”... What buhari & APC failed 2disclose 2the Nigerian people during the campaign is that what he meant by ”change” was a change from light 2darkness.

Everyday what u will hear Is either fulani marauders killing farmers or fuel queues, or the missing budget, in this era of global economic meltdown, we don't need old brain like buhari, the man is reasoning with analogue mind, he has bungalow mind... We should go for tourism ministerial slot and leave that seat to better hand who will lead us to stardom.... U can't compare previous administration than this charade nah...

ritahot:
If i ever meet u one on one , i will give u a deep kiss. Ur head they there. Yoruba's/igbos are they only hope for the Nigeria we all crave for. But the bad belle of the civil war will not allow us to put heads together. While the yorubas are busy runing to hausa/fulanis for for political relevance, the igbos are there hating everyone & crying fowl. What we need is unity among us & hausa/fulani herdsmen will be urinating on their panties

majority of them are ass licker and will prefer to be licking the wounds of the slave masters the (hausa)... saboteur are much in west, even after massacres of yorubas by dis animals from desert at mile 12 market , I expect notable well known yoruba monarch like Oba Akiolo to drown some fulani/hausas into lagoon as he once threaten the igbos, or are they clueless like others

Patiently waiting for Duara secret service to tag them a threat to National security....


When the head is C0wardice what will you expect from the tail


Dog eat Dog no problem... Just that we are setting at the keg of gun power waiting to explode....