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RomanceRe: I Caught My Best Man With My Wife Two Weeks To Our Wedding. by cutekhalifa(m): 4:27pm On Mar 01, 2016
exactly how I snatch my best friend crush.... we handsome guys has something in common with women, is not you fault nah, grin



sorry for the traumatic stress u might be passing through now, I will advice you not to continue with the marriage with few following points




1 if u continue with the marriage the memory will torment you to ur last day on earth, if u continue to maintain cool, one day the randy boy will show face again, that's means is either u kill him and ur wife and commit suicide

2 u will never love this girl wholeheartedly, and this will lead to divorce , to avoid that, amend now and stop the marriage, she didn't deserve you

3 what assurance do u have that, dis lady will not jump at ur friends or colleagues in future huh I know u might try to swallow the bitter pill and continue with the marriage , but in ur consideration always put ur interest in front,





moral lesson, never allow ur handsome friends to get closer to ur wife, fiance or girlfriend .... to my personal observation, handsome guys are naturally a flirt, to them every woman is easy to get because of their handsome face, they are Prince charming,

if u give room for our kind, ur own don finish grin
my friends said they will gang rape my future wife bcux of what I did to them, hahahaha just kidding,
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Buys A 2015 Slingshot - Sahara Reporters by cutekhalifa(m): 11:29am On Mar 01, 2016
EFCC won't see dis one... Zombies
CelebritiesRe: Freeze And Woman 'Fight' Over Olajumoke's Article, He Calls Her 'Octopus by cutekhalifa(m): 10:57am On Mar 01, 2016
hahahahahaha the lady don send u to abattoir , yellow crayfish :Phahahahahaha the lady don send u to abattoir , yellow crayfish
CrimeRe: Man Runs Human Abattoirs In Oyo & Osun, Sells Parts For N30,000 by cutekhalifa(m): 10:51am On Mar 01, 2016
see his tribal marks .... well I just came to check names ....

westerns self hmmmmmmmnm huh
PoliticsRe: Buhari Arrives Nigeria From Saudi Arabia And Qatar (photos) by cutekhalifa(m): 10:25am On Mar 01, 2016
let's prepare Ajala for space excursion ... guess correctly his next destination and win 750card


A mars
B Pluto
C earth 2
D Venus



welcome waka waka President and prepare to go to space for our missing NigSat 1 grin





we voted a dullard
CelebritiesRe: Korede Bello Celebrtated His Birthday With Down-Syndrome Foundation Today (Pics) by cutekhalifa(m): 10:18am On Mar 01, 2016
why these people always looks alike ... anyone with good answer huh

bello u never tell us the tin u have in common with them ..... grin are u once Imbe....... , I no say anything ooooo cheesy grin cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Python Killed By A 20-Year-Old Boy In Abia State (photos) by cutekhalifa(m): 9:45am On Mar 01, 2016
we need animal right in dis fucking Z00 republic......
My Mbaise friend dey eye that meat ooo grin
CelebritiesRe: Alex Nwankwo 'Alexreports' Involved In Accident(photos) by cutekhalifa(m): 9:39am On Mar 01, 2016
if you drink don't drive if you are driving don't drink or smoke.... though the thing is not that serious as speculate by media house, quick recovery bro
CelebritiesRe: Alex Nwankwo 'Alexreports' Involved In Accident(photos) by cutekhalifa(m): 9:37am On Mar 01, 2016
if you drink don't drive of you drive don't drink or smoke.... though the thing is not that serious as speculate by media house, quick recovery bro
CrimeRe: Abducted Girl, Ese Oruru, Released by cutekhalifa(m): 9:12am On Mar 01, 2016
what of the false prophet yanusi and his co-conspirator emir of kano huh


we need to arrest dis guy's or are they going scot free , because they are northerners huh bubu when are u going to start showing good example of true leadership huh
CrimeRe: Nigerian Dad Beats Son To Death In Dubai, To Be Deported After 10-Year Jail Term by cutekhalifa(m): 2:42pm On Feb 27, 2016
Why deporting these animal to Nigeria, huh u guys should do us a favour and deport him to Syria or Afghanistan , but in case no Money for his transport to Syria and Afghanistan, dump him @ the middle of sahara desert so he can trek home.... stupid man...
CrimeRe: 2 Farmers Shot Dead By Fulani Herdsmen In Ghana (Graphic Photos) by cutekhalifa(m): 2:32pm On Feb 27, 2016
FG when are u guys going to give ur go ahead order to shoot any Fulani cattle rearer @ sight huh


BUHARI warm ur kinsmen..... President Buhari of duara land when are u going to start behaving like President of Nigeria huh the campaign and election is over nah .....
CrimeRe: 2 Farmers Shot Dead By Fulani Herdsmen In Ghana (Graphic Photos) by cutekhalifa(m): 2:30pm On Feb 27, 2016
FG when are u guys going to give ur go ahead order to shoot any Fulani cattle rearer @ sight huh


BUHARI warm ur kinsmen.....
EducationRe: A Nairalander's Visit To Shalom Science and Technology Academy (PICS) by cutekhalifa(m): 2:22pm On Feb 27, 2016
www.igboamaka.org

Anambra is rocking Enugu is chilling Abia is counter-attacking IMO. is balling Ebonyi is grooving



proudly 5%


grin cheesy grin
RomanceRe: Counter Thread: Advantages Of Dating A Tall Girl. by cutekhalifa(m): 2:02pm On Feb 27, 2016
Jadekitana:
Oh yea we do cheesy
ologo atinga grin
Jadekitana:
Oh yea we do cheesy
ologo atinga
PoliticsRe: Presidency Unveils Buhari’s Economic Team by cutekhalifa(m): 10:05am On Feb 27, 2016
BRING BACK OUR CORRUPTION!!!

With Corruption a bag of pure water was N80
Without Corruption a bag of pure water is N150
With Corruption dollar was N180
Without Corruption dollar is N400
With Corruption I have 20hrs electricity at low tariff
Without Corruption I have 7hrs electricity
with 45% increase in tariff
With Corruption keke to my house takes N50
Without Corruption keke to my house takes N100
WithCorruption smallest indomie was N40
Without Corruption smallest indomie is N60
The list can go on and on but I just have to end it and take a stand......
# IStandWithCorruption
#Bringbackourcorruption.
#BuharibringbackNigeria.
#Bringbacknaira.

If with Corruption Dollar was N180 and without Corruption Dollar is now N425,
Brother and Sisters, as a seeming metaphor, you will agree with me that we need corruption in this country...
Titus Sardine started with 4 fishes, it reduced to 3. Then now it's 2.
In years to come, you'll open Sardine and see "Try Again" think about it ooo! Good morning
PoliticsRe: Presidency Unveils Buhari’s Economic Team by cutekhalifa(m): 10:00am On Feb 27, 2016
osibade when are u going to get sense huh
CrimeRe: House Girl Butchers Little Child (warning: Graphic Pic) by cutekhalifa(m): 9:20am On Feb 27, 2016
wicked woman.... wicked world end time maid
BusinessRe: ATM Scam: See The New Method Used By Fraudsters by cutekhalifa(m): 12:14am On Feb 27, 2016
I got the same message yesterday, guess what, the scammer is bubu... he said kai my priend nagwode , walihi I need ur account and pin kwerification to kwan-fam your account number yowah.... kai come see laugh oooo, mumu dey learn work from him Oga....




my humble question,

is it our hard earn money the duara dullard won use skyrocket our foreign reserve to 50trillion dollars within 1yr in office huh the 50naira stamp duty he dey collect from bank never do him huh



bubu u see ur life , the. master of kworuption grin
BusinessRe: ATM Scam: See The New Method Used By Fraudsters by cutekhalifa(m): 12:14am On Feb 27, 2016
I got the same message yesterday, guess what, the scammer is bubu... he said kai my priend nagwode , walihi I need ur account and pin kwerification to kwan-fam your account number yowah.... kai come see laugh oooo, mumu dey learn work from him Oga....




my humble question,

is it our hard earn money the duara dullard won use skyrocket our foreign reserve to 50trillion dollars within 1yr in office huh the 50naira stamp duty he dey collect from bank never do him huh



bubu u see ur life grin
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo: GEJ, Yar’adua Didn’t Build A Single Road. The Cable. by cutekhalifa(m): 11:44pm On Feb 26, 2016
DCMIX:
Christianity is not a religion
then what is it huh throw more light
Jokes EtcRe: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by cutekhalifa(m): 11:38pm On Feb 26, 2016
ur girlfriend did the right tin by dumping ur sorry ass in trash can... how sure u are not the one that strangle the old man huh


ur case remind me one oyibo novel I read those days, billionaire pikins fighting over their papa money , commit all kind of atrocities because of wealth, it came down on them after the lawyer read the will, and the stupid guys find out that the old man no leave anything for them, the billionaire even owned government million of dollars in taxes, come see as dead body bury it self.... grin
CareerRe: Facebook: Nasarawa Civil-Service Sacks Ruquayyat-Usman (pics) by cutekhalifa(m): 11:24pm On Feb 26, 2016
young woman next time vote wisely ...... bubu u see ur yeye self huh
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo: GEJ, Yar’adua Didn’t Build A Single Road. The Cable. by cutekhalifa(m): 11:17pm On Feb 26, 2016
Yoruba pastor disgracing my religion from both side of his yeye mouth, bubu has brainwashed this one... grin
CultureRe: Igbos In Spain Attend Their Village Meeting In Native Attires (Photo) by cutekhalifa(m): 9:17pm On Feb 26, 2016
grin Igbo amaka...... why are they intimidating others huh be like say nah only Igbo's waka come grin
PoliticsRe: Tears As Gov. Wike Visits Ogoni Killings Arena - Photos by cutekhalifa(m): 7:13pm On Feb 26, 2016
bubu is disgusting coward....
TV/MoviesRe: 15 Nigerians Making Us Proud In Hollywood*Pics* by cutekhalifa(m): 4:12pm On Feb 26, 2016
west and east balling so hard to make Nigeria Great while some folks from North are busy killing themselves ..... if west and east can forget their differences & merge as one ...... it will be a formidable force... but some Westerner's are saboteurs grin gringrin
CrimeRe: Father ‘sells’ Son For N250,000 by cutekhalifa(m): 3:50pm On Feb 26, 2016
when the girl heard the guy is a Liberian she jumped @ him without knowing that zamfara state is richer than entire Liberia.... I pity the poor child
SportsRe: Siasia, Amodu May Replace Oliseh by cutekhalifa(m): 3:35pm On Feb 26, 2016
we need Jose mourinho huh if u are in support hit like for Jose and share for NFF grin
CelebritiesRe: Olajumoke Vs Daniel 5.0CGPA: Is Beauty More Rewarding Than The Brain In Nigeria? by cutekhalifa(m): 3:27pm On Feb 26, 2016
bubu won't be happy with dis achievement, bad belle president he gonna probe the young man grin
PoliticsRe: Army Rescues 1890 Persons From Boko Haram by cutekhalifa(m): 10:52am On Feb 26, 2016
how certain are we, these guys are not boko haram huh I thought we agreed to shoot every moving object on sight huh why sparing them huh JFT abeg do the needful we no won hear stories again
CelebritiesRe: Flavour Looks Like Phyno's Bodyguard In New Photos by cutekhalifa(m): 10:45am On Feb 26, 2016
grin tongue Igbo amaka... 5% doing us good since 1914..... any day northern folks will make headlines in good note, I will resign from bashing.... Alobam

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