A guy and a girl were in love. They loved each other so much that they hardly stay apart. Suddenly, A day came and the girl was involved in a fatal accident.

Subsequently, good samaritans nearby came to her aid. They helped her out of the vechile but unfortunately she was dying. After some minutes, her family came to the scene and were crying. She then told them her last wish.

She wished that when she died and was put in the coffin, they should bury her with her phone beside her. They were dumbfounded by what she said but agreed anyway.

The girl later died and was put in a coffin about to be buried. Her father laid her inside the coffin and put the phone beside her as she requested. He saw it as foolishness anyway.

The guy later heard about the death of his only love. He then took out his phone and dialed her number. The phone ranged inside the coffin and the girl woke up and picked it immediately.

Shockingly, they conversed with each other in the presence of the people.
































































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Let me go chop eba before e cold. Hunger wan finish me

You shouldn't have asked nairalanders. There are many atheist here who would just mess up your mind. You have to open up to your spouse because he who covers his sin seeks the wrath of God. Remember Achan.

By the way move this topic to the religion section for better replies

Merry Christmas and a happy new year in advance

Christmas is finally over. The results are out. Come check your person for here make you come take am home.

Shortyy:


Nope.

No it wouldn't.

Ajiolodekina:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnJKmQ-v2Y4

Hahaha

Get the f*ck out of my thread

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Shortyy:
I wish to get fuckingly rich. And also a cute dog.

Are you sure your wishes wouldn't change 5 years from now?

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Truvel:
There Is Truth In Ur Long Epistle.

There is nothing long in what is up there.

Tajbol4splend:
Usually, especially the wise woman, wise women don't usually play hard to get and usually not cheap unless you can't identify them

I believe she might play a bit hard to get to avoid looking too cheap but mindfully conscious not to lose the guy, that is if she fancies him

Ryan03:
can't agree with your most. Look at the market place, classrooms, banks, military and force, even those that sell wigs and clothes online. Don't tell me all those in this group only make up a minority of Nigerian girls.

OK then I won't tell you

virginprincess:
I know that they are bad eggs, but you shouldn't have use the word "most" instead it should have been "some", there are very many nigeria ladies with a very bright future.

OK dear. Just sip my advice from the post OK?

virginprincess:
Nice write up, but why would you say most nigeria women don't have future ambition, that an insult to nigeria women, instead it most men in nigeria that have no future ambition because if they have, they won't be doing yahoo yahoo, drugs and other vices, seriously nigeria has a lot of irresponsible men though they are still few good ones.

At least they are busy with something (not that I support them) unlike their ladies. But come on, get real, we both know that most Nigerian ladies are idle. It will sound like an insult because it is the blunt truth. 100% of these ladies get men attention but not men's respect. That's why they are only seen as liabilities and wh*res.

odinson1:
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virginprincess:
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Don't rent space here. Your opinions are welcome.

First of all, Merry Christmas and a happy new year in advance.

Disclaimer : This isn't to bash women or to insult them.

All women including the feminists deep down love and wishes to be with the man of their dreams. Most women if not all, have their own dream world, and wish them to be true one day but sadly, given the circumstances, most women tend to make wrong choices of men which brings regrets later at a point in their lives.

I'm certain some of us are familiar with the popular statement "women don't know what they want". A relatively true statement if you ask me.

Most women are confused. They tend to believe fantasies than to be realistic to the world around them. That's why most of them end up heartbroken in the long run. They in most cases don't live what they profess.

For example, a lady would say with all confidence that she wants a God-fearing and romantic man yet that same lady would pursue relentlessly those jerks at the clubs and beer parlours giving herself a false belief that they might change someday. This factor is a shame and shouldn't be portrayed by a lady who knows what man she needs.

Sadly, she is very rare amongst the multitude as most women now just live life as it comes usually devoid of logic or intellect. Cheaper than pure water, loved by some, hated by many, surrounded by pretenders, despised by people and rejected by true suitors. Most decisions they make on romance partners are purely based on emotions and not on crucial facts. In a nutshell they wish to eat their cake and have it. Trying to seek perfection where it isn't and ignorantly shoving off the true suitors from their lives.

It is also true to say that most ladies have no future ambition especially in Nigeria here. They seek pleasure before essentials. They don't know how to seperate their wants from their needs yet would claim to know who they are and what they are doing forgetting that life is full of surprises. Later when things don't go as planned, they start to lament and curse men in general. Give one of them 500k and she would conquer the internet with the images of the latest wig in town yet would profess she knows what she wants (need).

A wise ambitious lady has her wants but she also knows that she has to consider the future. She strives to be the girl a man needs not the girl who needs a man. She has less time to wh*re about because she is too busy trying to be a queen of value. A true fact we can't ignore is such lady would definitely attract the right men to herself as to a man a lady who values herself is more admirable and valuable as a partner than a flirt who offers herself to every guy out there especially when she depicts this nature at her prime and such lady, out of her prudent nature would have many suitors and would probably choose the man she finds required in the marital run at the time of proposal unlike the dumb one who chooses based on physical appearance or mere infatuation.

With this, I urge every lady, promise yourself not to be a woman who needs a man to live but a woman a man needs. Know how to separate your wants from your needs and don't be too lazy to go for them. Do not let family, friends, the Internet, Man or woman corrupt your mind from the truths you believe in. Moreover don't marry someone unless you're proud to have a child like them. You do this for your future you so that you can get the marital bliss you hope for. Remember, your beauty and body shape only gets his attention but your personality captures his heart. The strongest actions a woman can attract a man with second to her feminity is her AMBITIOUS PERSONALITY. Better to be ambitious than pretty and useless. It goes a long way for you in the long run. I hope I'm making sense.



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Kriss216:
Don’t try to study men, you won’t graduate.




That your number 10 shows you actually don’t know anything about men!

Why not prove your point instead?

stepo707:

Amen. You welcome

Pls consider me as well Sir. May God continue to prosper you in your dealings.

iamloyalty:



Will u be there,
Remember the time,
They don't care about us,
The way u make me feel,
Earth song,
Stranger in moscow,
For all the children,
One day in your life,
We are the world,
Heal the world (My best)

MJ is still the one for me till infinity.

ahnie:

Abeg swerve joor....some people no go ever change.entittlement mentality.

I pray you don't find yourself in a situation like mine

ahnie:
pls you guys should let the giver rest...cut him some slack haba mana.we tend to overdo things most times.

Truly I hate to disturb people or overdo things but I have to in this situation. I would be really glad if you can show me kindness. I'm a student and have started to live off my mates. Pls I would appreciate whatever you can give. My account is totally empty and I have no hope for a job this month. Even #2000 would really help. Please Sir consider me. I would be very grateful Here is my account number Sir 2218771949 Zenith. May God continue to enrich you the more

stepo707:
@Ewatunde and @lakeview mention me when you come online and drop your account number

Stepo707 Sir I would be really glad if you can show me kindness. I'm a student and have started to live off my mates. Pls I would appreciate whatever you can give. My account is totally empty and I have no hope for a job this month. Even #2000 would really help. Please Sir consider me. I would be very grateful Here is my account number Sir 2218771949 Zenith. May God continue to enrich you the more

stepo707:
I have never done this online before but wish to assist 10 people(preferably widows, widower , orphans and students). I want to give 5000naira each to 10 genuine people that absolutely need it. I am not sure how to know they do or how i will do the selection criteria. But if i can put a smile on the faces of 10people for this Xmas, would gladen my heart. I expect to disburse the funds on 20th of December
Dont need to send a PM, just state on this thread your situation, would review the 10 and then disburse on the 20th.Thanks

I know you've already selected your choiced moniker but I would be really glad if you can show me kindness. I'm a student and I have started to live off my mates. Pls Sir I would appreciate whatever you can give. My account is totally empty and I have no hope for a job this month. Even #2000 would really help. Please Sir consider me. I would be very grateful

280Bracket:
I pray those of us truly in need find the needed help.

Please come in if you can help no matter what it is. God bless each and everyone of us.

Pls I would appreciate whatever you can give. My account is totally empty and I have no hope for this month. Even #1000 would really help please...