The problem with most nigerians, is whenever we hear of any unruly thing about ourselves, we tend to degrade ourselves and make it look like we are the only persons capable of such acts and the funny thing is white people fight during flights too.

Whether you fight for plane or for bus or for kekenapep, all fight na fight. if someone gives you a dirty slap or hard punch, you wouldn't care if you are in a private jet.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/female-plane-passengers-filmed-trading-7534462

All that lengthy message just to tell us you want to start cheating ( probably trying to start a sugar mummy career ) and also encourage other ladies out there to do the same. You should write a book. Advice for you, Stick to one partner and if the person is not good enough or breaks your heart, you can leave. Keep focus on improving your life until someone comes around. Cheating has nothing to do with being male or female, of course men cheat more, but women also do. Ladies who sleep around with many partners at a time usually start that way, just planning to have a side boyfriend and before you know the list starts getting longer.

Don't ruin your life.

howdy nairalanders......who's up for a chat

MzNelly:
I love cartoons, that don't make me immature.
The list isn't......quite accurate.

I just tire oo...what has cartoon got to do with immaturity...? You cant get a better dose of laugh from anything more than cartoons. This nigga has got to be from the stone age.

you no well

The truth of the matter is girls like to talk alot. And just the way she has come here to broadcast that her boyfriend washed her undies, it's the same way she will tell it to her friends one day when the conversation is getting hot. They'll be looking at you like "this one wen dey wash him girlfriend panties" lol, that sucks. I will wash though, maybe she is sick or something, definetely not because i just feel like washing it because i can never just sit and start feeling like i want to wash panties.

MY BOYS ARE BACK ON TRACK WITH ALL KINDS OF GOAL. I AM SO IMPRESSED, BUT THE GAYNNERS MUST BE DEPRESSED NOW BECAUSE THEY KNOW WHAT IS COMING. NANI STILL NEEDS ALOT OF WORK TO DO, BUT HE SENT A MESSAGE TO RONALDO WITH THAT FREEKICK AND THE MESSAGE IS, WE MISSED YOU AT BURNLEY, BUT WE DONT MISS YOU HENCEFORTH lol.

HATRICK FOR DEFOE, BORN STRIKER, Thats exactly what we need in Manchester united, not slow and old michael owen, ddaammnn

I smell home and away victory for burnley, sad to say, but the red devil have a weakness for losing like that even though they win the league lol

Speechless, speechless, that's how Man U make me feel, when they lose to such a team.  Fking wrong line-up.   chic2pimp, how do i send the 20% of my anger to u now lol

Speechless, speechless, that's how Man U make me feel, when they lose to such a team. Fking wrong line-up. chic2pimp, how do i send the 20% of my anger to u now lol

If we continue this way, we are obviously going to share an apartment with newcastle. lol Arsenal fans go come dey give us application form to rent flat for their team.

My head don dey HOT like boiled corn. I just dey imagine the way C.ronaldo for take convert that penalty if to say na him take am, I miss you jare.

were the hell is NANI, park needs to get the F out.

i can already hear people laughing in my head, tomorow go bad oo,

RED DEVILS ABEG EVEN IF NA DRAW, I dey beg una, kai,

chic2pimp:

i'm sorry sir . I thought I was on the liverpool forum

You are forgiven. But pray that we win, or i'll have to transfer a little of my anger towards u, just 20% of it. lol

it will be too shameful if we lose to Burnley, how do i face my friends in the morning?? My phone is already switched off lol, Well, i just pray we win this game, make we dey see sha.

chic2pimp:

torresssssssssss dat was close

liverpool commentary in a manchester united game, na wa oo, pimp2chic  or is it chic2pimp, you'll be spanked. Last warning.

owen is just a waste of space. What we need right now is valencia and nani on both flanks, there is no ronaldo this time around, so there'll be no saviour if we start the league with a bad run of games. Well, there's still time, so i'll shut up for now.

Thanks.

does anyone have any idea what 1 million naira in fixed deposit will yield in 3 months. In a bank like oceanic.

WHAT YOU DID WAS ABSOLUTELY RIGHT AT FIRST BECAUSE WHAT IF SHE RESPONDED TO YOUR TEXT MESSAGES AND EVEN AGREED TO MEET. IT'S GOOD TO TEST YOUR RELATIONSHIP WHEN I'TS GOTTEN EXTREMELY SERIOUS. ANYONE COULD BE BANGING ANYONE.

BUT SHE WAS HONEST AND TRUTHFUL TO YOU AND EVEN SHOWED YOU THE MESSAGES, THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE TRUSTED HER. EVEN THOUGH YOU STILL HAVE NO REAL EVIDENCE SHE IS FAITHFUL TO YOU OTHER THAN WHAT YOU BELIEVE INSIDE YOU, BUT YOU BECAME STUPID WHEN YOU DECIDED TO CARRY ON WITH THE GAME LATER ON. AND WITH GOD ON HER SIDE, SHE BUSTED YOU.

WELL, I WOULDN"T APOLOGIZE TO NO GIRLS MOTHER. IF SHE WAS ENDING THE RELATIONSHIP, IT WOULD BE REASONABLE FOR YOU TO PLEAD THROUGH HER MOTHER, BUT IT SEEMS SHE HAS AGREED TO BE WITH YOU IF YOU APOLOGIZE TO HER MOM. WELL,

IT IS OKAY TO CHEAT IF SHE IS INTENTIONALLY STARVING YOU FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER. FIRST AND FOREMOST, YOU GIVE HER SOMETIME AND SEE IF SHE'S GONA CHANGE, BUT IF SHE DOESN'T, UNLESS OF COURSE YOU ARE A PRIEST, YOU'LL HAVE NO CHOICE THAN TO DO SOME OTHER GIRL.

The poster is not even serious. yeye.

Is she a virgin? if not, then she is being unfaithful and very selfish. Who is she keeping it for if she is no longer a virgin? Sometimes girls can be so complex, na wa o! You need to bring more details before i can talk furthermore, Like why doesnt she want you to sleep with her? Have you slept with her before? Are there responsible things you do for her like tipping her? Taking her out? and the usualls?? Abeg elaborate the non-sex before i vex.

Is she a virgin? if not, then she is being unfaithful and very selfish. Who is she keeping it for if she is no longer a virgin? Sometimes girls can be so complex, na wa o! You need to bring more details before i can talk furthermore, Like why doesnt she want you to sleep with her? Have you slept with her before? Are there responsible things you do for her like tipping her? Taking her out? and the usualls?? Abeg elaborate the non-sex before i vex.

Alot of young people are going into part-time nowadays because of failure to pass jamb and post Ume. So what is the fate of these young people in part-time in this country that even a full-time graduate finds it hard to get a job?

na house we wan die put so

HAHA, ISN"T IT OBVIOUS THAT THIS IS NOT REAL, YOU CAN EVEN SEE THE POSTER IS NOT RESPONDING, SHE JUST WANT TO SEE VIEWS OF PEOPLE ON SUCH AN ACT. IT'S A GOOD STORY ANYWAY, ESPECIALLY THE PART ABOUT THE JEEP YOU WON FOR bleeping YOUR BOSS WHICH YOU DONATED TO YOUR HUSBAND,

nex:

I'd like to meet Seun in a very secluded part of Alpha Beach so I can punch his left eye black.

I'd like to meet Seun in a very secluded part of Alpha Beach so I can punch his right eye black.

Finally seun is now blind lol  He wont be able to get on the computer and ban you. HOORAY!!

I hear say if you suck girl breast when don "loyal" u go contact swine flu, abeg na true talk? if na true, abeg anybody know were dem for dey buy mouth condom?