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Health / Re: 10 Negative Health Effects Of Eating fried Foods by CuteStalWart(m): 11:22pm On Aug 05, 2016
Quite educative, thanks.
Politics / Re: Five Governors President Buhari Respects (photos) by CuteStalWart(m): 2:26pm On Jul 18, 2016
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Nairaland / General / Re: Help A Fellow In Need by CuteStalWart(m): 10:59pm On Jul 10, 2016
Its hard for you sir

i feel your pains... But it cnt be on FP.. Be it real or fake, the story has to be verified and even after verification.. They might not move this to FP

Btw, you should have posted it to family section.. It would be better that way

Mods please move it to Family sect.
Cc: Lalasticlala ,Tehn
Romance / Re: What Is The Worst Reply To "I LOVE YOU" ? by CuteStalWart(m): 10:27pm On Jul 10, 2016
tymajek:
Girl: I love you
Boy: errrm...Ok
This has got to be the most disheartening answer ever!

This is more disheartening

RichieDaVinci01:
ME:*After loads of romantic texts*
ME: babe am so in love with you I think bout you all day
HER:is FUNAAB post utme form out?
ME: I said am in love with you babe
HER: oh! OK
*dies multiple times*

grin grin grin
Romance / Re: What Is The Worst Reply To "I LOVE YOU" ? by CuteStalWart(m): 12:51pm On Jul 10, 2016
mhisbliss:
yes? grin am doing the lords work
Oh.. I see, happy sunday! smiley
Romance / Re: What Is The Worst Reply To "I LOVE YOU" ? by CuteStalWart(m): 11:44am On Jul 10, 2016
mhisbliss:
Boy:i love you

Girl:Oh thank you God loves you more, please you're imvited to my church

like seriously? grin

***
modified

Cc: Lalasticlala Seun

make we laugh small abeg
Family / Re: Am I Normal? by CuteStalWart(m): 11:12pm On Jul 09, 2016
Help me lie in favour of the IDPs please...
Romance / Re: What Is The Worst Reply To "I LOVE YOU" ? by CuteStalWart(m): 10:55pm On Jul 09, 2016
Babe i don't know how to say this buh.... I LOVE YOU!
Her: K.
Damn! I'd commit murder!!
Phones / Re: How Data Seller Collected My Money Without Data by CuteStalWart(m): 9:06am On Jul 08, 2016
He dn give u 2gb data judging from d screenshot na undecided
Family / Re: Can You Use A Toothbrush Your Mother Just Used? by CuteStalWart(m): 7:47pm On Jul 04, 2016
Hmmmm
Celebrities / Re: I Have Forgiven Akpororo & Will Attend His Show – Kate Henshaw by CuteStalWart(m): 1:07pm On Jul 03, 2016
stunt!!!
Phones / Re: Upload Your Home Screen Lets See Who Got Nice Customization by CuteStalWart(m): 2:15pm On Jun 28, 2016
simplicity

Religion / Re: The Evidence For The Resurrection Of Jesus Christ by CuteStalWart(m): 1:04pm On Jun 27, 2016
Your full name is [size=30pt] OLUWASEUN [/size]
Case Closed

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Jokes Etc / Re: 14 Images Anyone Who Hates Spending Money Can Relate To by CuteStalWart(m): 8:54am On Jun 26, 2016
14.When you hear the price for a show is N10,000 for a regular ticket



I don’t think I will be able to make it

Cc: Lalasticlala Mynd44

Jokes Etc / Re: 14 Images Anyone Who Hates Spending Money Can Relate To by CuteStalWart(m): 8:52am On Jun 26, 2016
13.When you see an item you really want


I still have one at home I am managing.

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Jokes Etc / Re: 14 Images Anyone Who Hates Spending Money Can Relate To by CuteStalWart(m): 8:51am On Jun 26, 2016
12.How you feel when it’s time to pay your rent and billsat the same time


My God, why?

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Jokes Etc / Re: 14 Images Anyone Who Hates Spending Money Can Relate To by CuteStalWart(m): 8:49am On Jun 26, 2016
11.When you see an indicator light on the dashboard of your car


After I pray and anoint the car, it will be okay.

Jokes Etc / Re: 14 Images Anyone Who Hates Spending Money Can Relate To by CuteStalWart(m): 8:48am On Jun 26, 2016
10.You, at any owambe now that tomato don cost

Leave me o! Let me just do breakfast, lunch and supper here.

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Jokes Etc / Re: 14 Images Anyone Who Hates Spending Money Can Relate To by CuteStalWart(m): 8:45am On Jun 26, 2016
9.What your phone charger looks like



because it is still working

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Jokes Etc / Re: 14 Images Anyone Who Hates Spending Money Can Relate To by CuteStalWart(m): 8:42am On Jun 26, 2016
8.When you are driving past Chicken Republic or KFC


There is rice and new stew at home.

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Jokes Etc / Re: 14 Images Anyone Who Hates Spending Money Can Relate To by CuteStalWart(m): 8:41am On Jun 26, 2016
7.When you get asked why you are single


Relationships are expensive abeg.

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Jokes Etc / Re: 14 Images Anyone Who Hates Spending Money Can Relate To by CuteStalWart(m): 8:40am On Jun 26, 2016
6.When your friends ask you when next you are going to the club

I always have malaria every friday night please.

Cc: Lalasticlala

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Jokes Etc / Re: 14 Images Anyone Who Hates Spending Money Can Relate To by CuteStalWart(m): 8:39am On Jun 26, 2016
5.When you walk into a shop but the prices are not smiling“




Do you have the golden reddish brown color?”

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Jokes Etc / Re: 14 Images Anyone Who Hates Spending Money Can Relate To by CuteStalWart(m): 8:37am On Jun 26, 2016
4.When it is time to buy Christmas gifts for people


I don’t really celebrate Christmas like that.

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Jokes Etc / Re: 14 Images Anyone Who Hates Spending Money Can Relate To by CuteStalWart(m): 8:36am On Jun 26, 2016
3.“The Aso Ebi will be N35,000and N9,000 for gele”


I think I have something similar at home.

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Jokes Etc / Re: 14 Images Anyone Who Hates Spending Money Can Relate To by CuteStalWart(m): 8:34am On Jun 26, 2016
2.When someone invites you to go and eat but says “bring your wallet”


Thanks. I’m not hungry

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Jokes Etc / 14 Images Anyone Who Hates Spending Money Can Relate To by CuteStalWart(m): 8:31am On Jun 26, 2016
1.When you buy something and you hear “oga make I keep the change”


Don’t let the devil use you

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Romance / Re: Attention Seun, Dygeasy And Mods. by CuteStalWart(m): 9:34pm On Jun 25, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
me? Was I in the contest?
you said i was making sense until i mentioned the 1k part.. So i was asking what you want they(d Organizers) to give em?
Romance / Re: Attention Seun, Dygeasy And Mods. by CuteStalWart(m): 9:23pm On Jun 25, 2016
Apelex:


Well-done

lol. No mind him sir...

Am mimzy's campaign manager, Lanicky's Campaign funder, Refiner's Chairman... And a member of ivyy's board of trustees.. You can send their consolations through me sire! grin
Romance / Re: Attention Seun, Dygeasy And Mods. by CuteStalWart(m): 9:21pm On Jun 25, 2016
bitchcrafts:
be4 nko, i'm even positive the postwar will have us see so many bonds and friendship severed and new one's made in their place. Call me oracle grin

chai Mr Oracle, na war bedat o!

Make i grab my popcorn and kunu sha, watching in HD
Romance / Re: Attention Seun, Dygeasy And Mods. by CuteStalWart(m): 9:15pm On Jun 25, 2016
ErnieSmallzz:
shocked are u serious? What can 1k rechard card do grin

Opistorincos:

Mtn 1.5GB data plan that willaat for a month
Romance / Re: Attention Seun, Dygeasy And Mods. by CuteStalWart(m): 9:13pm On Jun 25, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
He was making sense until he mentioned 1k top up

what do you want?

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