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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria - The Next Generation by cutesy(f): 4:36pm On Jan 23, 2008
[b]Shell's retrenchment sends jitters through Nigeria[/b][size=14pt]

Shell's plans to retrench one in every four workers in its Nigerian operations has spurred concerns in the country's oil patch. Workers' Unions in Mobil, Chevron, and other big operating companies are asking their respective managements to confirm if they have such a plan as Shell's, especially as Shell's announcement was something of a surprise.
But the situations are different. Until 1997, Shell was producing 850,000-1,000,000 b/d of oil, averaging nearly half of Nigeria's total production. But heightened disturbances from people living in communities in Shell's areas of operations, coupled with the poor funding of operations by Shell's joint venture partner-state-owned NNPC - has forced production down to less than 700,000 b/d for much of this year. The collapse in the price of crude oil has caused NNPC to scale down its spending. This year, NNPC wants to spend $2 billion on servicing its joint venture obligations, whereas, the six joint venture partners - Agip, Chevron, Elf, Mobil, Shell, and Texaco - are asking for $3.7 billion.

The reduction in Shell's production has favored some competitors. Mobil has averaged 570,00 b/d of oil, in addition to 93,000 b/d of condensate, and Chevron is doing an average of 440,000 b/d of oil. These figures are less than what the companies planned to do for 1998, but Nigeria's reduction in OPEC quota has led to reining in of production. Even so, they would have been forced to produce less if Shell were not hampered by community activists who keep shutting in the company's pipelines.

Shell has had a recent history of staff cuts. Only in 1995, it asked a number of middle cadre staff to take voluntary retirement and gave each of them a package of incentives to do so. This was the second such act in 10 years, coming after the 1986 package, which was caused by the price drop. As of early February, the staff was skeptical that the incentives would be as much as the 1995 package. A Shell spokesman said that the forthcoming exercise will cut across all strata of employees, including expatriate staff, irrespective of gender, ethnicity, and religion. He said that the company had evolved a set of criteria which include those who voluntarily wish to retire and those to be retired compulsorily. Other staff to be affected are those who have performed poorly over a reasonably long period, those with low utility competence, and those who have reached the peak of their careers without further room for growth - The Offshore Magazine


Hmmmm, na wa o shocked. Things r happening at shell,
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria - The Next Generation by cutesy(f): 11:11am On Jan 21, 2008
Very inspirational piece there from Robbie Lex; just to add a bit for those who did not make it, every disappointment is a blessing in disguise, who knows, it could be that Chevron Or Mobil will snap you up instead (and they both pay better grin)

For those who made it, keep on passing tips down to we still hopeful enough to join you soon, u r still nairalanders!!! wink
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria - The Next Generation by cutesy(f): 1:03pm On Jan 17, 2008
I am very happy for you guys!!!
grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin

I prophesize that every shell hopeful who happens along this thread will receive the same news. (Soapdish inclusive wink)
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria - The Next Generation by cutesy(f): 10:23am On Jan 17, 2008
soapdish:


hellooooooooooooooo everybody

Top of the morning to all Shell hopefuls.

@Robbie lex
How are you?.



angry
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria - The Next Generation by cutesy(f): 9:34am On Jan 16, 2008
tosat:

i think he was just having fun and expected us to rush to the defense wink which we did grin





grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Na only u see through him ploy; wots the best way 4 a newcomer to get noticed on a thread other than "con-tro-vah-see" grin grin grin grin

@yemhosky

I like ur style, don't hate the players, hate the game! wink

@tosat

I wonder for shell too,o. I confirm the 10 day waiting period.

@all shell hopefulls

, the wait is still on,
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Akintola Williams December Interview by cutesy(f): 3:24pm On Jan 11, 2008
, ok, seems like I jumped the gun a bit, your letters will be ready any minute from now; u will receive a call from hr to pick them up. The selections hve already been concluded and resumption is likely to b in february.

wink

and the pay is just fairly ok; 1.somtin for fresh grads.

smiley
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria - The Next Generation by cutesy(f): 11:04am On Jan 11, 2008
onavae:

@cutesy,
i hail o. u always brighten up any thread u enter. i pray say we go jam for shell at last o. u will b very interesting to work with.


embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed grin

soapdish:


@Cutesy
You can call me whatever u like, I'm not going to reply u in kind this time. The fact is I like Robbie Lex, there I'v said it, YOU ARE NOT GONNA STOP ME grin grin grin


grin grin I love it wen others who come 2nd in line trip ova my guys !!! grin grin grin

@ Majikprof

Our nightwatchman grin hope nobody came to "tiff" the thread while we were away, our money seems to be diminishing (350, 300, 280 , wink

@ Robbie Lex

Abeg, no fight Onavae for appreciating good tin wen he senses it, I still need u on this thread in one "hunkful" piece,

@ Rest of the Shell hopefulls in the house

2008 is our year of Glory, RECEIVE IT!!!!

ciao

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria - The Next Generation by cutesy(f): 10:03am On Jan 10, 2008
soapdish:

I want to wish Cutesy a lovely night sleep. Meanwhile what is with you and Robbie Lex?. Will like to know. No dey vexxxxxxxxx eh or else, smiley

Night night yah all, till tomorrow.

@ ose-dish
grin Why do u want to know, jealousy - jealousy grin wink

@Tosat

Same here, They communicate effectively, I give them that.

@Robbie Lex
Amen to that

@Majikprof
Soon and very soon, we are going to see the king,

@Ranbaxy
In the mighty name of Jesus, Amen, Preach on pastor!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria - The Next Generation by cutesy(f): 5:07pm On Jan 09, 2008
'Night, Robbie Lex, oh, sorry, Everyone!!!
grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Akintola Williams December Interview by cutesy(f): 4:00pm On Jan 09, 2008
I was a succesful applicant years ago grin

Believe me, my source is as authentic as you can get it. And it is for tax, no mistake about that.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Akintola Williams December Interview by cutesy(f): 3:12pm On Jan 09, 2008
Sorry to be the harbinger of bad news, but all successfuls have been contacted and are resuming - as u put it - tomorrow, with the rest of the office.

Beta luck next time!

lipsrsealed
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria - The Next Generation by cutesy(f): 1:38pm On Jan 09, 2008
angry Who is this soapdish sef, stop encroaching, angry

Has anyone received notification of venue change for upcoming CAR interviews?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria - The Next Generation by cutesy(f): 12:53pm On Jan 09, 2008
Robbie Lex, (sigh, ,) always of service,

wink
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria - The Next Generation by cutesy(f): 11:45am On Jan 09, 2008
onavae:

@cutesy,
Thank God for the banks, sory i mean thank God for u.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria - The Next Generation by cutesy(f): 11:32am On Jan 09, 2008
Ok, so the banks are safe now; the venue is now Lagos, someone out there heard my prayer (someone shout halleluyah !)

@fmonopoli

abeg let us know what they grilled u on,
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Chevron Test by cutesy(f): 11:11am On Jan 07, 2008
Is this who I think it is, akeju at diageo man, holla back if na u, I no Know say u 2 be nairalander,
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria - The Next Generation by cutesy(f): 11:05am On Jan 07, 2008
Alright, Nairalanders, I de go rob bank, ( wink that one closest to your house, so beware, grin)

Who has any idea of the entry level package for shell after all is said and done, and I mean for real and not speculation

Soon and very soon, we are going to see the king , alleluyah !
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria - The Next Generation by cutesy(f): 1:11pm On Jan 04, 2008
@onavae

Thanks for the enlightenment, makes a bit of sense put [/i]that[i] way.

Anyhow, if the interview is a one day affair, how far with accomodation? Will they think it necessary to provide that, will any travel details be provided b4 the date so we know what to look out 4 or are we on our own as usual, I de broke o!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Vacancy For Marketers In Gtbank by cutesy(f): 11:45am On Jan 03, 2008
Sky-walker:

Wait,I don't get it.This guy said he learn t GTB is looking for marketers. Is there anything wrong with GTB's Website?At least it would be posted on their website and you can fill your application online.
Besides,Is this guy willing to Print all your cvs in and go and submit it himself? undecided undecided undecided

Welcome to 2008


Thank you, o jare, I am welcomed. You are the first poster on this thread that is making any kind of sense.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria - The Next Generation by cutesy(f): 11:04am On Jan 03, 2008
Pls, for we who are Lagos born bred and buttered, what considerations does shell have for transportation and accomodation to P/h, those who have been making the pilgrimage to Rumuogba yearly (hint : robbie lex etc wink ) should please share, any reimbursement grin and how much?,

Someone should tell shell to please start holding interviews and tests in Lagos, jo. angry
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Greatest Akokites! by cutesy(f): 3:11pm On Dec 28, 2007
Finance, 2004. One love.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria - The Next Generation by cutesy(f): 2:49pm On Dec 28, 2007
cutesy:




I second the motion !!! grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria - The Next Generation by cutesy(f): 2:42pm On Dec 28, 2007
tonix88:

Guys thanks for your various comments. I will like to appeal to those who have attended the interview in the past to let us in to what it is like.
Some of us are billed for interviews in January.
Wishing all housemates a blissful 2008.
God Bless us.



I second the motion !!! grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria - The Next Generation by cutesy(f): 9:16am On Dec 21, 2007
tonix88:

hi guys,
i just got a mail from shell informing me that they will contact me soon for an interview. Though i can't place the position i applied for actually but i think its something finance related. Please if there is anybody with similar message please indicate.
Cheers

Robbie Lex:

Hi,

What do you mean you can't place the position you applied for? its either you did the sitp thing or you did the mangement one (hr/fin) i'm not sure about interviews though, Because i think the SRD has been rounded up,
who sent you the email? have you already done your test and interview? exactly what stage in your application process are you?



@poster,

Just wanted to let you know I received the same email. Its for the Finance graduate position advertised for in October / November. Suprised you forgot, "shell hopeful",  undecided


@Robbie Lex,

Great man, we meet again. You shall reach the promised oil and gas land,  and there shall be much rejoicing in nairaland.

I will be there to receive you. grin

grin Cheers, tables & blackboards grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Exxonmobil Test: No Nysc But I Was Invited by cutesy(f): 1:27pm On Dec 18, 2007
wink
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Exxonmobil Test: No Nysc But I Was Invited by cutesy(f): 11:59am On Dec 18, 2007
@ Robbie Lex,

Robbie Lex the great man, not only are you a shell hopeful, u are also a mobil hopeful?

Ur name pops up on all the oil and gas posts grin

Don't worry, I'm sure you will reach the promised land soon. wink

Keep on keeping us entertained,

One love.
Car Talk / Chevrolet Aveo Vs Toyota Yaris ! by cutesy(f): 3:56pm On Nov 15, 2007
Hi fellas !

As a happening babe around town cool also privy to other happenin' babes also around the same town cool cool cool, we have (jointly) decided that tokunboh's are out cry, brand news are in !!!!! grin (hurrah!!!)

However, due to owu@yahoo.com wink we have limited our range (thank also to asset financing, ) to the above 2. We are biased against KIA, apparently.

Though everyone screamed YARIS!!!! ko s'oro initially(simply coz it is a Toyota), Aveo came up in the discussion, and they do look cute, very colorful and appealing to our feminine sensibilities, not to forget the popular "Chevrolet football fans time" advert that has made us football fans apapan'dodo.

Abeg, una fellow nairalanders, help to convince and try not to confuse us,

Yaris or Aveo, which way?? cheesy
Career / Re: Is It Normal To Dream About Your Boss? by cutesy(f): 2:35pm On Nov 15, 2007
dream about my boss keh, having nightmares is more like it!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Delloite & Touche Vs World Bank by cutesy(f): 9:11pm On Oct 09, 2007
See, I work with Deloitte and am itching for greener pastures, and who said they pay as well as World bank Ol' boy, how many ears u get abeg, go to World bank o, if they hear in deloitte say u pass up world bank them go laff u o!!! grin grin grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Arik Air is Recruiting Oh! by cutesy(f): 5:15pm On Sep 18, 2007
How much do they pay,
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Which Is Your Bank Of Choice And Why? by cutesy(f): 3:52pm On Jul 23, 2007
zaksman:

My bank of choice is gtb,because they sent me emails and text messages for each transaction made free of charge. They also povide online banking system for their customers.

Na lie, Gtb now charge N10 per sms, so its not free!!!

That does not mean Its not the best bank, coz IT IS!!!, Just clarifying, thats all! grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Chevron Financial Analyst Recruitment by cutesy(f): 2:36pm On Jul 06, 2007
They have started calling. check your email especially bulk folder so u do not miss it

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