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Hi Lush, do you know if Chevron has started calling people for the jobs advertised earlier this month, ie financial analyst etc, I am really desperate for information.

Lol!!!

Has anyone heard from chevron yet regarding this offer,

Chevron Financial analyst recruitment, Any news anyone? Have they statrted calling?

So, OmobabaGOD, how was your test? Hope you have shown Zenith the stuff u r made of. Lets know your experience,

You seem to know quite a lot about this stuff. Please enlighten me a bit more of appropriate food choices. Also, consider the limitations of the Nigerian environment in terms of availability of stuff the oyinbo's always preach about as healthy foods. One love.

Jakumo:
Could someone please get me up to speed on this topic ? Was Jeff "The Tongue" Koinange relieved of his duties at CNN because of his declared love for shaved beaver, or was Jeff sent packing because he did not portray Nigeria as the tranquil paradise and repository of boundless opportunity that we PATRIOTS imagine it to be ?

I must know the answer to this burning question because I happen to strongly prefer shaved beaver too, but have nonetheless been contemplating applying for a correspondent's job at CNN despite this shocking fact. Do I stand a chance of getting hired, or should I begin to train myself to graze on furry rather than nude beaver and platypus, to better conform with the employee conduct protocol at CNN ?

ha ha ha , Good one, Jakumo!!!!

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Hiya ryu11,

its a she, actually, and to the best of my knowledge, she used NO DRUG AT ALL!!! Just change of diet and a little bit of exercise. When I say little I mean little such as climbing steps and walking. She doesn't go to any gym at all. (I admit, I'm envious, wish I could shed too, but what she did don't seem to be working for me )

I am among those eagerly wishing and waiting for her to slip up and go back to blubber-mama in record time. nyaa ha ha haaaa!!!

I don't like coolsmile too. I know that not only am I better, I AM THE BEST!!!

One Love, pardners!!!

@Onmakpo, pls do the needful and practice what you preach. Nuff said.

@omobabaGOD, you will live up to your name and receive your miracle. Somebody shout halleluyah,

ICAN is for anyone who can pass it. Period.

HALLO,

PLS DOZ ANYONE HAVE INFO ON THIS TOPIC? I APPLIED AGES AGO AND HAVE NOT HEARD FROM THEM, PLS IF YOU HAVE AND HAVE DONE ANY TEST IN THAT RESPECT LET ME KNOW SO I CAN GET ON WID MY LIFE. CHEERS.

I read your post and could not help roflmao (rolling on the floor laughing my arse off!!)

Want to know why? First, you cannot remember the post you applied for. That means two things; either you applied for the position donkey years ago and are just getting a response now, or you are an unserious person!!!

I will tell you why I take it personal; I applied to Zenith in 2005 and till date I am still being called for interviews at a rate of one per year for that same position. Isn't that ridiculous? You will expect them to say no if they want to say no and get it over with, but they keep calling and inviting me for interviews with no result. The last interview we discussed salary and preferred position; I then asked them "so wen do I start?" and u know what the hr lady said? " Ah, you still have to see 2 more people b4 we decide." If not for frustration, I almost started to laugh with annoyance at her, but no be her fault, abi?

I have 2 friends who at different times we went for zenith interviews together. The first has spent 1yr + at Zenith today; the second resumed at Zenith last month!

If no be say I don get job already, frustration go don kill person!!!

When I saw your post, what went through my mind was that "you just de start!"

Anyhow, pally, I wish you all de best, eh? One man's meat na anoda manz shaki, if u get wetin I de say.

One love!!!

Hi fellow nairalanders!!! I used to know someone who weighed over 100kg thats suddenly shrunk to 75kg almost overnight!!! (It took a period of 4 - 6 months.)

Do you think this is healthy? Also, do you think it could last, and for how long,

Lets know your comments and suggestions on this, who knows, you could be encouraging someone out there to shed all the blubber,

wa_do_mi:
which position u dey Mr man?

Meeeen, I saw ur name wa-do-mi, and your quote about hating urself and just had to comment. You must really be a sad and sorry person.

I usually log on to Nairaland  . Also, I IM all those people I have been too lazy to visit.

I also google the first thing that comes to my mind!!! Lol!

Hello again, pls who knows if guiness also fits into the category of high paying companies

HELLO, PLS COULD ANYONE TELL ME HOW OK MTN IS? DO THEY PAY WELL? ARE HOURS FLEXIBLE? IS IT WORTH IT AND FOR HOW LONG, I NEED TO MAKE A CRUCIAL DECISION HERE!

THANKS IN ADVANCE,

I'VE BEEN READING THE ABOVE REVIEWS AND THEY ALL MAKE FOR INTERESTING READING, IT SEEMS THAT SEMANTICS IS THE NAME OF THE GAME HERE. sEX NA SEX ANY WAY YOU LOOK AT IT, SHE WHO WILL PUT OUT BCOZ NA UNC S, AND HE WHO WILL DO DI TIN COZ HE BE FULL BLOODED, INCLUDING ALL THE RELIGIOUS MOMS AND DADS IN DA HOUSE, WEN PUSH COMES TO SHOVE I GUESS ITS THE CIRCUMSTANCES THAT DETERMINE THE APPROPRIATE YES OR NO ANSWER TO GIVE. jUST REMEMBER THAT IT AINT RIGHT TO SH, T WHERE YOU EAT, NUFF SAID!!!!

hiya, I would like to know how long the whole recruitment process took, i.e when did you apply for the job at celtel?