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BusinessRe: Youwin Connect Business Competition 2017 by cyborg1(m): 11:44am On Jan 05, 2018
Can Anybody help me out on this General Operation Activity 3.

1. Assuming in your business, the cost per order for your product is N4,000 Naira and its carrying cost is N400 Naira per unit per annum. Your business has a demand for 20,000 units per year. Calculate the Order size, Total Orders required during a year, total carrying cost & total ordering cost for the year?



My Regards
BusinessRe: Youwin Connect Business Competition 2017 by cyborg1(m): 11:42am On Jan 05, 2018
Prudento:
Finally completed: 88, 93,95,95,100,95
Can you help me with this arithmetic in General Operation Activity 3.

1. Assuming in your business, the cost per order for your product is N4,000 Naira and its carrying cost is N400 Naira per unit per annum. Your business has a demand for 20,000 units per year. Calculate the Order size, Total Orders required during a year, total carrying cost & total ordering cost for the year?

My Regards
CareerRe: I Asked For My Promotion And I Got A Transfer by cyborg1(m): 8:52pm On Aug 22, 2016
Sllime:
How do i improve sales and
Staffs cooperation?
Any suggestion will be highly appreciated. Thanks
1. Assume it is your personal business. Therefore, nobody should stand on your way. That's how Steve Jobs surmount incompetent staffs and shine with his Apple iProducts.

2. Re-assess them to ensure that all of them are grounded in every possibilities of the product they are marketing, so they can convince customers with the unique features of your product and not to tantalise customers with impossible features not available on the product(s).

3. Ensure that your customer relation officer(s) are equal to the product demanding reports of your customers. And most importantly, as friendly as possible, no matter the pressure.

If you are so soft on those staffs that are already looking on top of your head, they will surely laugh at you when you fail.
If however you succeed, you would be in better position to share all the goodies you can afford among them to put smiles on their faces.
So, start suspending and penalising as though as you could, for the start. Thank you.
PhonesRe: SARS officers Arrested Me For having A Social Media (kik) App On My Smartphone by cyborg1(m): 11:36am On Jun 01, 2016
merits:
Stop be a gamer,be a farmer

Be a farmer and produce food for the Nation

Tomatoes cost ooooo,invest in tomatoes today and see yourself as a millionaire tomorrow


See my tractor pix below,on my way to the farm.



Kindly hit like if you support my idea.
Don't mind that guy. I wish I make it to the 1st page, I would convince everyone tha his online activities are collectively suspicious to me.

Bros I have always dream of farming venture of this nature, but I can't afford such mighty machine. I am in Enugu State.
How did you get yours and does it cost please?
Jokes EtcLook At Basketmouth by cyborg1(op): 9:27pm On May 05, 2016
I don't even know what to title this one. Expensive Joke or something. It really looks serious, but he is far beyond such unannounced maltreatment, lol.

FamilyRe: My Brother's Fiancee Is An Ex-prostitute Have Slept With. Should I Tell by cyborg1(m): 10:14am On Sep 29, 2015
munchfani:
Can't turn a hoe into a house wife..TELL YOUR BRO WITH STYLE tongue
I hate this kind of judgement. Is there such a thing as a self-patronised prostitute? Don't you think that the stupid reporter is a prostitute too, no matter who pays who, and possibly his brother as well. Men would switch women like clothes and expect to marry a virgin? How sure can any woman be of your faithfulness as her husband?
Let me spell it clear to you guys, God shall convert even the virgins you marry into an uncontrollable harl0t, if you don't embrace what you patronize.

Sex is the only thing of concern in prostitution not payment, and sex is a mutual thing between partners. So, until men stop their own prostitution activities, there shall be prostitutes, especially the disguised ones you call your girlfriend who takes the risk of unprotections than the professionals.
Educational ServicesRe: Worry Not: Research Project Now Made Easy... by cyborg1(m): 7:54pm On Jul 20, 2015
TRADELYN:
We rejoice with you today as you mark your special day.
Enjoy your Day...happy celebrations!!!

Wow, glad to know that I was once among the celebrated on Nairaland.
Thanks!
RomanceRe: (photo & Video) 4 Year Old Cancer Patient (girl) ‘marries’ Nurse by cyborg1(op): 7:37pm On Jul 20, 2015
shalomm:
Lols, if she survives it, she will be the one to file for divorce...trust me.
Exactly, but it shall be filed to the hospital co-workers that joined them, because they are not legally binded.
PoliticsRe: Okonjo-iweala Denied Presenting "GEJ Corruption" Document To Buhari by cyborg1(m): 4:48pm On Jul 20, 2015
MrFairplay4ume:
Madam Gale is that you? Pls return our money
I believe she got enough fat salary before she accept the offer, and not that greedy as the petroleum and aviation ministers.
PoliticsRe: Okonjo-iweala Denied Presenting "GEJ Corruption" Document To Buhari by cyborg1(m): 4:43pm On Jul 20, 2015
She may not do so, cause she was well paid and so very loyal to her Boss.
RomanceRe: 10 Things To Stop Letting People Do To You by cyborg1(m): 4:31pm On Jul 20, 2015
You are almost right op, only that;

5. You can't stop friends from talking behind you,

7. You can't stop lairs from doing their thing, and

10. You simply can't change dull brain from misunderstanding you, on your own.
HealthRe: HIV Detecting Condoms Now Available by cyborg1(m): 4:23pm On Jul 20, 2015
Faremisodeeq:
Pinchure abeg
Everything shouldn't be punctured in the public, lol
HealthRe: HIV Detecting Condoms Now Available by cyborg1(m): 4:15pm On Jul 20, 2015
Yeah, I read it in fobes page....it isn't for HIV alone, but even Bacterial infections as well!

http://www.forbes.com/sites/tarahaelle/2015/06/25/std-testing-color-changing-condoms-sound-awesome-but-arent-feasible-or-wise/
RomanceRe: (photo & Video) 4 Year Old Cancer Patient (girl) ‘marries’ Nurse by cyborg1(op): 4:02pm On Jul 20, 2015
Bishop4bella:
I would been happy if the baby girl know what's happening.

Can someone tell me the joy of marriage?
I wouldn't be happy, because of the influence it could pass on other children, but I may enjoy their dramatic entertainment they performed, with Candy ring they exchange to seal their engagement, lol.

She was asked how she feels thereafter, and she said she "popped cake on his nose!" And that could be her own "joy of marriage" you are asking about.
RomanceRe: (photo & Video) 4 Year Old Cancer Patient (girl) ‘marries’ Nurse by cyborg1(op): 3:43pm On Jul 20, 2015
shalomm:
just trying to make her happy before her death.
Funny. What if she survives it? Cause I use to believe that supporting it could damage the child's mind while other children would be seeing it as appropriate for them as well, as the Ajegunle kids might thought?
Romance(photo & Video) 4 Year Old Cancer Patient (girl) ‘marries’ Nurse by cyborg1(op): 3:29pm On Jul 20, 2015
I didn't regard this news as anything when CNN had it yesterday, till the news was repeated today. I was like, what is wrong with these Americans self, "Allah ki aye." But before I could complete the God forbid thing, my mind flashed at the Ajegunle kids' secret engagement we just discoursed here, lol.
https://www.nairaland.com/2457389/boy-10-girl-8-caught


It was reported that a 4-year-old little girl who’s battling cancer got to “marry” the man of her dreams.

The knight in shining armor who stole her heart wears hospital scrubs. He is the nurse who has cared for her in the past year.

Video of the heart melting event has gone viral and really shows how much it has all meant to the little girl at the center of it all.

Abby Sayles has been receiving life-saving treatment for Pre-B Cell Acute Lymphoblastic Leukemia at the Melodies Center for Childhood Cancers at Albany Medical Center. It was there that a bond grew between her and her nurse Matt Hickling.

So how does Abby feel about being married?

“Good,” she said. “It’s my first time being married.”

The hospital staff wasted no time after Abby popped the question.

A coworker lent Hickling a tuxedo t-shirt, staff bought a few bouquets, and they laid down an aisle of rose petals.

There wasn’t any organ music, so they improvised by humming ‘Here Comes the Bride.’

“It means the world [to me],” Abby’s mom Renee Sayles said.

“Just a great moment to share with this family and everyone and what they go through day to day and to have her remember something like this,” Hickling said. “She can look back on it when she’s older and be really just touched by it.”

Renee said Abby has had a few setbacks, but her prognosis is good. She hopes Abby will one day look back at her time at the hospital as pleasant.


http://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2015/07/18/4-year-old-cancer-patient-wish-new-york.wten


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-s4S0njqrdE

PoliticsRe: How Crude Oil Swaps, OPAS Stalled NNPC Refinery Operations by cyborg1(m): 8:36am On Jun 22, 2015
OkikiOluwa1:
i must read before i comment.

Last Bullet
After reading, here's my comment:
Alison Madueke should be
* Jailed for 4 years with 1 square meal per day
* Released & put in house detention for 3 years
* All her properties acquired within 2011 - 2014 should be taken & sold by the govt to finance Nigeria.

* Dazz all!
Honestly, I really keep wandering were the Media exerggerated so called beauty of that devil incarnate is, with her evil eyes that are out of proportion on an aged face.
While Akuyiri and her likes are giving good impression on women, that witch kept destroying it.
TravelRe: Giving Birth In Canada by cyborg1(m): 1:18am On Jun 22, 2015
honey86:
Canada doesnt give automatic citizenship, your best bet is the usa.
US citizenship is more of a thing of pride these days, which has a lifetime big prize to pay for it, especially if you choose to resettle back to your home country.
Just see for yourself http://money.cnn.com/2014/12/15/pf/accidental-american-expat-tax/
I was surprised when Obama was saying that his father is no where to be found, that he is probably hiding away from his accumulated tax.

Many are dropping their US citizenship for this. http://money.cnn.com/2015/02/12/pf/americans-expat-citizenship-passports/
Living in US is not a guarantee of good life.
TravelRe: Giving Birth In Canada by cyborg1(m): 1:11am On Jun 22, 2015
TravelRe: Giving Birth In Canada by cyborg1(m): 1:07am On Jun 22, 2015
honey86:
Canada doesnt give automatic citizenship, your best bet is the usa.
US citizenship is more of a thing of pride these days, which has a lifetime big prize to pay for it, especially if you choose to resettle back to your home country.
Just see for yourself http://money.cnn.com/2014/12/15/pf/accidental-american-expat-tax/
I was surprised when Obama was saying that his father is no where to be found, that he is probably hiding away from his accumulated tax.
CelebritiesRe: Fuel Scarcity; Nigerian Celebrities Now Rolling In Keke Napeps And Okadas.photos by cyborg1(m): 12:58am On May 23, 2015
akindelejames:
Broke celebs... Artists be living big in all their songs### Funny how they wont hesitate to mislead our youths with their fake lives via their videos/social media
I think they are doing it in protest, not necessarily broke.
CelebritiesRe: What Do You Like About Jackie @61 by cyborg1(op): 9:55am On Apr 08, 2015
etiosa79:
My grand pa age mate
Lucky you.
CelebritiesWhat Do You Like About Jackie @61 by cyborg1(op): 10:50pm On Apr 07, 2015
Jackie Chan is 61years today! (7th April, 1954 - 2015)
Movies interests me when it's funny, educative and thrilling, and that's why I love this super star.
His performance is funny, teaches fight without weapons, and real stunts.

Share his movie(s) that interests you in their order of interest.

Mine are;
Rush Hours 1-3,
Dragons Forever,
Medallion and
New Police Story.

CrimeRe: Woman Pours Boiling Water On Husband In His Sleep For Having 5 Secret Wives by cyborg1(m):
"That's why God created them man and wife," Jesus quoted Genesis.
It's not husband and wives nor wife and husbands, because God knows humans are so jealous on this supposed single bonding, which is equally necessary to maintain sustainable population in his crafted earth.

So, run away from infidelity even the unmarried.
PoliticsRe: The World Waits (live From Washington DC) by cyborg1(m): 6:12pm On Mar 30, 2015
Hope you are not Mr Lynus, otherwise, quote your source.
PoliticsRe: Princess Stella Oduah Won The Anambra North Senatorial Seat. by cyborg1(m): 5:50pm On Mar 30, 2015
asdfjklhaha:
Her Victory wuld be short lived cos wen Buhari comes in, she wuld be sent to jail.
Immunity nko
AgricultureRe: NAFDAC fully Certified Ofada Rice And Garri Ijebu (packaged) For Sale. by cyborg1(m): 12:41am On Feb 22, 2015
surgecom:
Ofada rice is N500 each. Its 1.2kg and 6 and half cups of Tin milk. 2400 for pack of 5 and 4700 for carton(10 units).
Details
100% Natural Ofada Rice
Contains: Dietary Fiber, Antioxidants, Vitamins and Nutrients
Hand Picked
I have been trying to calculate and compare your offer with the market standard, but cannot conclusively arrive at a commercial decision.

You said that a carton (10packs X 1.2kg = 12kg) goes for 4700Naira.
Which means that the usual market measure of 50kg baggage is expected to cost over 19,000Naira in ratio.
Does that worth a business venture, even if it is a made in heaven Rice?
FamilyRe: Using Condom In Marriage:good Or Bad? by cyborg1(m): 10:56pm On Feb 21, 2015
chiibekee:
Good for safety
Like seat belt and helmet right? LOL. But What if the religious stand is right?
TV/MoviesRe: A Letter To My Children About Fifty Shades Of Grey by cyborg1(m): 8:00pm On Feb 19, 2015
terza:
Out of pressure, i had to go see this movie, when I came out I was like "thank God its just a movie". Not all movies have a good moral lessons and happy ending and believe me those kinda movies are what brings you closer to the realities in our world. Take heart op the worst is yet to come cheesy
Porn is the gateway to masto-sin things.
AgricultureRe: Rice Farmers Meet Here by cyborg1(m): 8:27pm On Feb 11, 2015
mount1ng:
"value chain" is when value is added to a product outside planting. You buying Rice paddy from the farmers, then process to bag. With that, you've added value to the rice. Which sells better.
We sold a tonne to LASG for 80K. But when we processed and sold to them we made double. So u see, you make more money when u add value to a product.
If 1tonne(1000kg) is sold for 80k, it amounts to 4000naira per of 50kg. Is that not too poor?
BusinessRe: Official Thread: YOUWIN 4 - Business Plan Competition 2014 by cyborg1(m): 2:56pm On Feb 06, 2015
mogatti:
For assistance in writing your business plans,feel free to contact me. Am an awardee.
Greetings,

The extension period is about to close. I only need information about the nature of the 2nd stage.
Any means of speedy contact like phone number pls?
PhonesRe: The New Infinix Hot (x507) Full Details by cyborg1(m): 4:06am On Jan 15, 2015
safas20:
Infinix Hot now available, Yellow, red and black! 13,400 only, + #500 delivery within lagos and #1000 outside lagos.
hurry up now, whatsapp the online sales rep for Konga!
08084097270, whatsapp or call, you don't need to be afraid! its pay on delivery and 100% buyer protection guaranteed! with a year warranty and free 500mb monthly
post the link you buy from, not phone whatsapp fishy tan

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