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urhoboman: bro, these are men u mentioned. U gay? The OP said a "night".
Knacking thingz#

May God save this world from nymphomanic gene.
So nothing comes to your mind whenever you are with anybody at night than sexual affairs?

Sleeping with anyone would mean you have already killed the person or something, abi?

I shouldn't have talked to you because you sound like an early stage adolescent.
Grow up.

I am not fully a nollywood fan but any time I will ever have a night chat with the following artists will be the happiest moment of my life.
They are; Charles Inojie, that Okon boy, Charle Okafor(Mr Ibu,) Chinwetalu Agu and Mercy Johnson. These guys can really make one laugh out of control.

Majority of their women are very beautiful for romantic knight out, but they are mostly married or in complicated relationship against such bro!

3cycle: You can say that again.
He told me to try someone else, how can I when he killed the energy in me with his response

I really know were your shoe pinches, from experience.
But going by the rate of broken relationships and homes, and alarming rate of divorce, I will thank God for saving me from possible bigger heartbreak ahead, if I were you.

Please understand that it's only God that has the perfect relationship plan that leads to marriage even.

Maybe you didn't get the message Jesus sent you in Matthew19:4-6 ''that God has a male partner for you, right from the creation of the world, whom nothing should stop from joining with you!'' And I didn't mean that the said guy is neither the right person for you nor he is the wrong one. I always take a clue from the test and prayer of Abraham's Manager when he was sent to find a wife(Rebecca) for his master's son(Isaac) by his master(Abraham) in Genesis24:12-14ff.

To me, if I didn't see the green light from onset like you, I will thank God for answering my prayer, and call it quit - though it's not going to be easy. For I usually pray and set up a test, perhaps about this.

Divorce or broken home is one of the worst devastating experience in life on can barely live with. So I advice that you should always pray before it gets deep or from starts, and take whatever response you receive as the divine answer.

Do not take priority on his/her good looks or financial status, for they are never guaranteed. Common accident or simple temptation and they are history.

From experience, marriages built on lack usually survives more than the ones built on wealth.

Embrace the will of God in your life and you will always be happy!

I am non tribalistic and non partisan. I believe in progressive Nigeria for all.
So, whether it comes from GEJ or whoever, is not an issue.
But so far, since there is no proof that he is source of these problems, but trying to solve it, let him continue! We believe what we have seen so far!
If you don't have a person of Umar Musa Yardua in his stead with evidence, there's no point agitating against him.
The devil I know is better than the angel I don't know after all.

Onlinebizexpert: Bros it is not about stealing ur lil sis show, the most important issue is the shame that might come when the lady turns down your proposal

So before you do this have a raincheck.....not all ladies can handle public surprise well

The following conversation might help you out

YOU: honey, I wish to ask you something.

LADY: ok dear am listening.

YOU: what do you think about public marriage proposal.

LADY: well it's romantic but I don't think it's necessary

MY ADVICE: FORGET the thought or else na public disgrace go be your answer

But if she replies otherwise

LADY: I think such proposal shows that the man is proud of his woman, and I don't mind having such proposal it's a fantasy for a person like me.

Bros the lady above will give you your YES I WILL response even if you propose to her inside a MOLUE

A word is enough for the wise

Can I call you the ''Hitch''!
You truely are ''the love doctor'' aren't you?
***Scratching head***......tcheeew! Life goes on anyway.

ATMC: na lie, you think i don't know...you dey pray for virgin joor
@topic, i want a guy dt's a virgin, where can i find him

The same thing I told DGranite above is applicable to women as well.
Besides, a virgin man - I heard - may not satisfy a play woman. Not refering to you particulary.

DGranite: Intresting hr my ex was a virgin wen i met her it took me 1 full year 2 to disvirgin her nd after dat come c love pure, genuine nd sacrificial, i became everytin 2 her in life, back then in d uni i was d envy of all guys because of her nd i tell u even after 2 years of our seperation she still melt at d sligthest sight of my presence, then i make a promise 2 mysef dat its either i marry another virgin or go back 2 her...ladies dnt forget d 1st man dat entered them especially if they were in love wit such man even in dia married homes dey still cant resist dia 1st love nd dats wat cause infidelity in many marriages 2day so guys beware.

Jesus ease the burden associated with some of the Mosaic laws, as in that of sabbat's (Matt12:1-2,9-13,) and capital punishments attached to other laws like the case of Mary Magdalene(John8:7-11.)
But there some of those old laws which are so natural and pure that Christ found no point for their amendment. It includes but not limited to the law about ''virginity for marriage'' as in Exodus22:16, which says that ''whoeve disvirgin a girl MUST pay her bride price.''
And never to excuse any offender from this, he said in verse17, ''if the girl's father did not want you to marry her, you are to pay him the cost of marriage in cash!''



Your story is a typical reason why God made that law.
So, put an end to your hunt for virgins, if you ever fear God.
Sins are easily forgiven, but the penalty attached to every sins ever remains, especially when one has chances for restitution and refused to re-write his/her wrongs.
Moreso, if you wish to restitute for what you took or damage, you should find that one you deflower and marry her, unconditionally. God will reward you. If you dodge till she marries, you won't have chances of restitution on that till death!

fun4: hmmm okay points noted-forwarding to the presidency now.

hahahaha, ''forwarding to the presidency'' indeed.

Ok.

padeolu: I also believe its a spiritual attack. I guess I was saved, psalm 91 is the only chapter of the bible that I know...I wonder why God saved me.

Maybe you should consider mas.turbation sis, its sweet and free from preggy, stds, moreso, its not a sin. :/

I can't laugh enough reading your story. I had sleep paralysis sometimes before I enter higher institution. But since I have no hard evidence about it, I now understand that it is normal.

Your case is relatively clear;

*As your initial dream has already subjected you to fear.

*Sleep PARALYSIS as the name implies, partly and mildly paralyses some area of your muscle while exiting the subconscious state (sleep.)

*As your window and other ventilation is open with dim light in there, I suspect that some kind of insect did their random perching and movement on ur lantern globe to derive warmt, and the fears in you doesn't allow you to get up and verify what you saw and the source of the said shadow.

*What you claim to be piercing or stinging is probably a specie of those wild 'Jump Ant' or the popular domestic Ants that usually stings or bites. You should have search around your bed to see if any ant is freeing.


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Self-servicing is considered mortal sin according to Roman Catholic dogma, as observed in 1John5:17.

*In marriage, it(masturbation) - just like homosexualism and lesbianism - weakens the romantic bond between spouse, when one can deny the other his/her conjugal right in protest against provocation or to press home demands, or when one feels the partner is no longer appealing as before.

*When habitual, it discourages one from serious courtship, because of the constant breach in affection.

*It even cost one economic opportunities, just as a penalty for a selfish mischief.
*And any deliberate selfish acts that discourages procreation provokes God, as the story that concerned Onan went in Genesis 38:8-10.



Please stop advertising any sin as normal or encourage anyone into it.
God's anger on whoever mislead another is as big as large millstone tied on him/her drawn into painful rage of slow death, as in Luke17:1-2. That's why he caution us to watch what we do in verse 3a.

korel9: Just read a thread on why ladies are scared of dating handsome guys like me and it pumped up this adrenalin in me that's been wanting to know why guys still foolishly go for looks in girls.

Being the handsome guy that I am , I often have damsels tripping for me and ever ready to even go on their knees for me

But, like seriously, I once made the mistake of dating one, thinking that will increase my status but alas it gave me the greatest heartbreak of the century

Anyway, that's history now but going by my experience and for many others too, I still don't understand why many guys still fall for em pretty girls when we know they are NEVER loyal

Maybe someone can tell me why

Thank God there are good and polite ones that would ignore you wooing her from onset, to save you from the heartbreak of switching to the other, or even telling you you are not good enough for them!
We should simply cut our affection to those that truely love us to those we love!

Nawa o. People are really wild about this issue.
It is truelly a difficult decision to bring the child in your home, but were do we practice those things Jesus preached about clothing the named, feeding the hungry, giving home for the HOMELESS?

One shouldn't divorce or harm his/her spouse because of a general mistake of the past - which many of us are guilty of - because they didn't get away with theirs as others did. Or are we encouraging direct and indirect abortion? Except if he/she is still deliberate and unrepented about the act.
Infact, I will be more comfortable with her and the child than to always remember how many unborn she killed. Nothing is hidden under the sun forever, believe me.
The worst is that people don't even realise that the so called contraceptive pills doesn't prevent fertilisation always, but only inhibits progesterone thereby making the falopian and uterline areas unhabitable for the innocent foetus!
I wish I have time to explain how even the condom use is part of this.
So you see, anyone that ever had conjugal affair out of wedlock and outside natural family planning has potentially destroyed a life or more at a go!

No point refering to that spouse as a harlot if you have had conjugal affair before marriage and outside your LIFE partner!

And all these cry of rejections means that only very very few marriage can survive barreness and embrace adoption!

It is high time we drop this African mentality of ''from me, by me, to me, for me and through my blood grand generations forever'' but cherish good life that God blessed us with. Share what we have with those that can use them right to make this WORLD A BETTER PLACE!
That is the only way to write our name on the sand of time. And not the empty hope that ''my biological grand children shall keep my name alive,'' which people are quicker to change these day than anything to those funny name like; David Mark, Goodluck Jonathan, Donald Duke, Stella Damascus, Desmond Elliot, Kate Henshaw, Mercy Johnson and the likes.

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If you truely determined to share it free, how can I download even their pirated copies free?
I wouldn't ask you to email them because email boxes are limited to 2gb.

lawyer: Yes every lease has a termination period that must be renewed when the time comes whether it's 3 years or 99 years. Also the link you sent me is not linking to any specific property.

Ok, but what I mean is if someone buys land to build house or farming and not on lease condition, is he bound to forfeit it to whom within a specific time by law?

Sermwell: Its all lies!!

Just because you hate catholicism, right?
It implies that heaven will not contain you and catholics then.

How best do we know genuine land selling agents like this Hotmass911 them https://www.nairaland.com/hotmas911

lawyer: @pboy

If it's a 99 year lease then your safe and you can go ahead to process your C of O. Goodluck sir.

@cell2me2

Sorry this service is only open to those in Lagos now. If I get someone at the Rivers department of Survey I would get in touch with you.

Cheers

Let me get this straight, do you mean that all leased and assigned land has 99years termination period please?
Please speed up your service extention to other states in - south east and south south please.

All I learn from my parent is how husband and wife runs one single joint account together, talk more of ''next of kin!''
When my father died, my mother has no issue with the account till now, and join her son as well!
It is only now that I know why most families doesn't tow that pat. When a so called wife will be so self centered to even will greater part of her husband's asset to her brother or boyfriend, if allowed.

nellaluv: I think guys are intimidated or should I say scared around pretty girls. They just label them snubs without getting to know them. Pretty ladiies are humans too, we no dey bite, and I'm actually very friendly. I recently went to register for inec's voters card one of the corper's was touching/rubbing me when registering me, say he no go get this opportunity again on a normal day, lol

Wow, that was an interesting type there. Not for touching/rubbing thing now, but for the no pretence mindset, lol!

banega: Well, if you ask mee? I doubt, cause i see a lot of attached pretty girls,. Infact most of the beautiful women I know have bfs including myself ,.!!!! Um I think its because they assume ( instead of actually approaching her and starting a conversation ) a pretty girl will always be dating, because she will definitely have a line of guys waiting to date her, they also think it would be too much effort to compete,. They are afraid of rejection • •. To ma own understanding though, Most of the guys who are scared of pretty women lack self-confidence,. They get scared!! And don't ask!! And start calling you all kinda unprintable names because they know they can't have you and so insult you to show that they are not interested!! I taya for some men sha!! They are just complete losers • .

You are one of the reasons some men keep off from you flashy fun materials.
You have a boyfriend and you want more so called courageous boys of course to join your list of whatever you take them for, that the acclaimed beautiful girls will always have queue of boys to date. Which tells why beautiful girls keep doing Ashebi for their ugly friends one by one.

iaatmguy: The same mentality you have during courtship is.the same during marriage.
I must have a side guy incase my husband divorces me mtchwwwww.

My point as well! Most women are so indecisive really, probably out of greed. Probably want their man to meet their all expectations, and thus keep losing the right one(s).
I believe that if I contend to have what should be rightfully mine, how sure am I that another won't take it from me?

kel4soft: Is it very expensive? Are you sure you wont alter nature which may come back to hurt us.

See the offer below. But I know there are others that offer it for less.

Research has it that the quantity used to seed cloud is 100times far less than the quantity emitted by industrial productions and other sources, as other compouds or simillar. As such, harmless to be taken as rain drinking water.
It can only affect temporal whether, but not seasonal climates of nature, which is controled by latitudinal positioning of the globe.
And since it is not reactive to the the O3 ie ozone layer, that makes it eco-friendly.

http://www.ebiochem.com/product/silver-iodide-18581

kel4soft: Is it very expensive? Are you sure you wont alter nature which may come back to hurt us.

See the offer below. But I know there are others that offer it for less. Just visit a trusted online or offline pharmaceutical shops.

Research has it that the quantity used to seed cloud is 100times far less than the quantity emitted by industrial productions and other sources, as other compouds or simillar. As such, harmless to be taken as rain drinking water.
It can only affect temporal whether, but not seasonal climates of nature, which is controled by constant latitudinal positioning of the globe.
And since it is not reactive to the the O3 ie ozone layer, that makes it eco-friendly.

http://www.ebiochem.com/product/silver-iodide-18581

It's about time we become less diabolic and embrace science.
Silver iodide compound was used during beijin olympic to seed cloud and stop stoppable rains.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloud_seeding

onyaigo: Yes we can,normally,you will be asked to get a sample of the product with a certain amount of money,they will ask you to come get the product from where ever there are,we can organise in a way that,you will tell them you are coming with the cash,while we inform the police about it.i already have an ASP who is aware of the whole shit these guys are doing.i tot I could organise so we will meet but they rather sent their account number.

See e, making those dubious rogues pay high price for their mischieves is encouraging, even if you didn't recover all you lost. But you guys should be more professional in your hunting, because you are probably hunting professional criminals.
I wouldn't like to disclose all tactical strategies one need to secure when going after bad eggs of such likes.
The few of you guys' method that I am not comfortable with includes that:
*You should never trust anyone you did not know in person on a race against criminals. I would elaborate on this, but it may forearm the target.
*This is an open webpage, so stop disclosing your advancements like this. Your target might be reading about it.
*My little experience with most police officers suggests that if the said officer is not your VERY CLOSE RELATIVE of high repute, and you can't bring as much 'egunje' as necessary, you may be disappointed at the eleventh hour, no matter the rank of your IPO. Except if you notify the PPRO or the commissioner ie, a officer of public figure.
*Those rogues are many at times highly connected and probably have strong defences, legal and illegal. So, I suggest you go through the eagle eye(s).
*Above all, always secure your tracks intact. You should understand this and take it serious.

Their movements with you guys this far is still smooth enough to win you the race.
Good Luck!