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Ella Babe - At last! I've been waiting for you to sing to me some more.

How are you doing? Wasssssup!

It doesnt take you two loverbirds to get it on African Romance stylee! Go get a room!! Preferably one you can overnight in!!!

Na wa for Douzy! Just slip in and disappear before we fit say hi.

AcidD - this one wey you dey broadcast without even getting licence first. Your work never finish O!

Ell D Babe - Na wa O. You kind of went seriously AWOL there for awhile. Hope all is well. Missed you like pepper soup misses obokun.

Just trying my best to help mah in laws out. Wouldnt want your big sis to be rushed to A&E suffering from the after effects of a serious beat down. That would be ading injury to insult.

You just blow like person wey wan release thunder, and it turned to be just a damp drizzle. And least it will keep you away from getting your third strike.

So you don cool down now, eh? You wan wear your Cupid thong? Or se na Aphrodite wrapper?

You dey fear to bleed? No guts, no glory O. Remember, revenge is a dish best served cold. Do You Hear Me?!

Nah! You've wimped out on me. Maybe na kiss and make up you wan do

And I thought you were in a rage! So maybe we should take you through a session of ring a ring of roses as your warm up.

Boxing gloves is too hollywood. We are going bare knuckle. Are you up to that? Cause if not, dont let me down O.

Ok. We'll start with some warm up exercises. Bend over and touch your toes. Then squat and bounce ten times. That should get you going, or somebody anyway

Make those verbal blows O! You might make too much of a sweet meat in the slammer. I think the boogieing in there might not be to your taste.

Lets start with teaching him a lesson he will never forget. You wouldnt want to mess up your manicure on a dimwit like that.

I meant I hope the person didnt alter the pic in any way.

But dont take it to heart. Just expose the guy on NL and let people have a go at him. He wont try it again.

So how did she get to meet this guy? Did she tell the guy about you?

Things are what they are online. Just don't let people like that get under your skin.  Probably just some jerk off fronting. Since you haven't met him before just go on like he doesnt exist.

Your friend can deck him for you.

I hope the pic wasnt photoshopped.

acidrop:
talking about music, i really need it 4 my mood now, because i feel kill person right now

Slow down and pipe. Who are you battling now?

Down Under?! Honeymoon?!! Oruka?!!!

Kachi - this your Voice of Nigeria na wa. You dey do musical jingle join!

Now you're marrying me off? At least invite me in first, and offer me some refreshment. Mike can wait outside.

I didnt have you down as a fairweather patcher O. I thought you were now smoking the peace pipe. Patching na about harmony O. But if you wan share something else with Kachi then please go right ahead. 

Ahah! So this your patching get undertones NA wa for una for Down Under O. Which one una never twist finish?

Hawu! Dat one no be yab O! Na just patching

Se thats why you bare teeth like monkey wey stick banana up im nyash? My bad.

How things with you?

acidrop:
talking about patching up, cyc and ella has done that juuuuuuuuuust right

See as you just turn patching into a dirty and underhand thing. We are just promoting happiness and goodwill. I am sure you are all for that too.

This na paranoia? Sista no dey greet sista again?

Ok O. Make una no join my name in una family gathering.

How you dey sha?

Haba! Make dem no greet you again?!

This your sweet melodies is sweeping me up in a name dat tune fervor

But am feeling the love and sending it right backatcha

I hear you. Me sef get small shopping to do. Need to pick up the newspapers.

Whenever you're ready O.

Ok babe. I hear you but it's all good. Kachi dey down with all that's good. Just watching my back. At least the part of it Mike can't see 

So what's up this weekend? Waiting to hear from ya. Abi you never settle with Yahoo yet?

@Ella.Babe - Good Morning. Hope you slept well

Since when Kachi become spoiler? Na stand up guy O! At least, if the no molue no get seat 

"Settle"? This I must hear.   

She's doing great and after a good night's rest should be her usual perky self.

I am about to go to bed with a renewed sense of optimism and a heart bursting like a summer flower.

Mike is coming round with a whole floral arrangement. He does have a soft side too.

Stay well and whenever you reach out, you know where I'll be.