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Just ask yourself, is this the best way to get to know him? Why not ask him to take you out for meals, where you can both share your interests and your take on life.

Welcome! Tell us about you? Which part of Malaysia do you live in?

acidrop:
who tell u now? hw u take know my vows, abeg free me ooooo. meanwhile afa now, that thing u were saying u didnt finish it ooooooo

Maybe he had to come up for air!

It seems we have some sweet 16s who are sensitive about their ages in the house

oreofemi:
na wo won spoil, thank god, i go spoil after my bsc degree

There is no doubt that you have every right to check out the opportunities here. But out of curiousity, what were you hoping for?

DaPhoenix:


Her favorite show is probably Desperate Housewives

Or maybe Project Runway

Roscodaddy:
Jenny no mind the bloody mallam,I love u the way you are,leave that dead mallam,he fit don take bura tanshi this night,u go sleep with hard on.

Come see reverse toasting. Go on my brother!

MallamMusa:
i no dey rise for lepa. i like orobo.

Hawu! See as fear grip our guy. Na run you dey so?

jennykadry:
my wahala is too much ,u no go fit handle am,so continue wt d poster

Mallam, this na real challenge. You gats to rise to this one, Man. No run O!

MallamMusa:
Naaaa, if i chop this one, she go begin limp like say she get polio besides, i no dey chop women wey no get fat. Feed well abi we go begin launch operation feed the nation again. haba! Wey 9jaboi make him take you to Ibkayes dormitory for proper feeding.

See voice of experience O!

Now that is hating

Don't mind them O. Haters! This is just another way to reach out. AS long as no touching occurs no blood, no foul.

acidrop:
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. what is going on here ooooo. is there something i don't know 4 hiaaaaaaaaaaaa

What is it that you do know?

bank2112:
hey cyclone, u hit real hard. and i like that i feel i can learn 1 or 2 things 4m u. is that okay? i feel the flow weellla

Bank2112, Welcome. How are you doing?

IF we are there, am sure it wont be too hard to shine eye

kachikapor:
Dont let me expose myself here, if yu want to find out, check out my page, though I know she's smugly laughin

Na wa O! It seems she don grab you with better hook. This one wey na smugly she dey laff. I can see your imagination building castles. Make sure your AC dey work kanpe O!

Needlelady:
Do you have any proof of the above statement because i see more men in Naija walking the streets broke with a hard winnie than chics. If men can come around surplus pussy like that, why are they busy chasing other man's nyash? The law of demand and supply here is flawed if you ask me. Yeye!!!!!!!

Is it news to you that there are more woman than men on this earth?! Whoa!! Fe real?!!! Hmmm, wow where can I start from?

So what are your reference points for all this. So there are down and out guys. Aren't there also women squabbling over men? Or women hanging around clubs waiting to be picked up. Nevermind those working full time as mistresses. There is an ugliness in both men and women. Maybe you've stared too hard into the abyss but it still doesn't change a thing.

Needlelady:
Everybody cannot share the same ideology with you, that's life. Some women even bless their new man the first night while some will hold tight to the treasure until he says I do. One thing is clear, never let a man sleep with you unless you really need that sex or he's walked you to the altar. Sex is a female weapon over men, we own it, control it, and disburse it at will. Even if you are married, you can still put your husband on sex time out if he misbehaves.

In a world where there are more women than men?! Abeg that kind weapon go misfire and blow up for your face. Even if na to face the nearest market there is no denying guys O. Its just a matter of when. The trick certainly cant be driving him into the clutching arms of another woman.

Needlelady:
No spirit involved miss. It's a direct testimony that men can go any lenght to suppress any woman that threatens their cesspool of corruption and power.Inglorious bastards!


I'll make sure I castrate 4Him, 4Farts(uch2nna) and 4Play in no distant time. They are the greatest chauvisnist pigs I've ever seen.

This is no crusade O! This na Operation Slice n Dice. So guys can be mean at times. Its not like many dont get paid in full for that. We know how girls can make life hell for a boy in primary and secondary school.

Hmmmmmmm. Real therapy is needed here

Maybe just a small hop then

kateflow:
y i go answer douzy
when we need am he no show
face,na when wedon even forget about
am na him he come
open him maclean teeth
dey sayhappy new yr



rather me i give am happy new yam

Does that mean you are asking him to chop your isu?

Shouldnt you just be welcoming all back with open arms? Not too open though. You know what I mean.

It appears you two Ks have started to clap.

Me I no count. I leave that one to you.

amievivian:
plenty plenty money

AKA Zip

kateflow:
no mind me jare so u feel say katey don ready to marry as she dey like this ,
katey wan dey catch her fun dey go untill hmmm i no fit shout
as for the christmas rice wait untill we don meet each other u go chop untill u bust

Wolf crier

Abeg! Anybody wey wan scratch itch make im go ahead well well!

Happy New Year to all and sundry!!!

So this is what this place has turned into?

The guy wahala just dey begin.

For all he knows maybe she wasnt really a virgin. You sure say she even comot clothe. We cant be too sure you were mesmerised by the prospect of getting some and everything else is just a blur.

On top of that the bobo fit get false start problem. This one wey im no reach where im dey but im deliver im load so.

As for advice; Learn the way to the river before you start playing with the water pot.

It appears you no longer have a finacee. In that case there probably wont be a wedding. Therefore you have no use for a bestman.

Matter solved.

Its quite intriguing that this particuar thread shows how little some of us actually know about Nigeria. ITs true that there are fraudulent and duplicitous people. But very few on the scale of BAE or WMD.

When I think of Nigeria I fear for the children and young people who have so much potential but are denied the opportunity and security time and time again.

I dont deny the harshness and the violence but please remember the glorious landscapes (groundnut pyramids, Olumo Rock, River Niger, the Delta, Jos plateaus), the wonderful artistry, the lovely food. How many countries have a Nobel prize Laureate in Literature. And he is just one of a number of deserving many - Chinua Achebe, Cyprian Ekwensi, TM Aluko, Buchi Emecheta, Ola Rotimi etc. We used to have a glorious tradition of theatre. And now we have Nollywood.

Think about family networks that have been the rock on which many a person has gone on to high achievement. Have you ever been to see someone off at the MM airport in Ikeja? See the love and the comedy (or farce) that follows them on as they set off.

Imagine the academic excellence that Nigerians have showed the world over.

In the UK there are millions of Nigerians working in office jobs and in managerial positions. They are a credit. Its not true that most of us are scraping the barrel and contemplating frauds.

Please remember Fela, Oriental Brothers, Osita Osadebey, Victor Uwaifo, Bobby Benson, IK Dairo, Sunny Ade, Ebenezer Obey, Prince Nico Mbarga, Christy Essien. Evergreen and everlasting.

If there is one thing that you can earmark Nigerians for its a great sesnse of humour. Ikebe Super has lasted a generation now.

I think some of us could do with learning a little bit more about our country. And then when we reflect on the bad things we might do so with some balance.

May our green shoots continue to burst forth even in this age on blight and pestilence.