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PoliticsRe: Seyi Makinde Declares For PDP by cydophobia(m): 6:29am On Sep 05, 2017
stinggy:
I knew it.....
I wish Seyi Makinde the very best of luck in the primaries this time around. That's the most important part as PDP is almost certain to take over in Oyo state. Ajimobi cannot sell any candidate to the electorates due to his second-term woeful performance.
My only fear is that Seyi Makinde has spent a lot in campaigns, hope he won't make recouping his 'lost' money his first priority sha huh
Before nkor ?
WebmastersRe: Buy 2 Get 1 FREE. Premium Themes And Plugins NOW 1k by cydophobia(m): 7:29am On Aug 30, 2017
Do you have vantage theme or any good templates for school website.
SportsRe: Free Sure Daily Tips by cydophobia(m):
Thank you
RomanceRe: Twitter User Searching For Husband For Her 47-Year-Old Aunty (Photos) by cydophobia(m): 6:11am On Aug 26, 2017
Zoharariel:
You're correct! I was just on badoo looking for a classic olosho with a very low mileage & body count that I can use to experiment some ancient chinese acrobatic sex positions that I just received from Master Chow of the “Chuzu Shaolin Monastery” in Zhengzhou, China. grin

I observed 3 things.

1.) 90% of all the profiles I visited have bleached-out their destiny - but as an Ijebu tiger, the irunmoles prohibit me from fvcking any fair lady, let alone - marrying them.

2.) 80% of the profiles I visited are professional olosho with high mileage. I could tell from their eyes & pictures - taken mostly in different hotel rooms while posing - in such a way that their crayfish legs were positioned like an Algerian camel suffering from polio. grin

3.) Lastly, I was convinced that - atleast 65% of Nigerian single women will never settle down or marry - because their destinies & purpose in this lifetime is to be used & passed around like a tissue paper from 1 bed to the other.

You know Y? The politicians & the Yahoo boys have really corrupted & bastardized these women.

Unfortunately, 95% of these oloshos always retire to the church pretending to be born again while looking for “gullible sex-starved learners” to hoodwink with their “no-sex till marriage” bullshiit.

This is Y I can never marry any woman unless I explore all the 72 ancient kama-sutra sex positions in my digital diary with them. grin
Boss please let me copy from this digital diary of yours.
PoliticsRe: Rebuild Borno: Osinbajo Meets With Shettima And Military Chiefs [PHOTOS] by cydophobia(m): 8:46pm On Aug 22, 2017
Nebuzaradan:
Osibanjo is a vagabond
kiss the truth
You see your life no like for you.

Now tell me who is the real vagabond now?
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Ritualist & Robbers In Rivers, Recover Dead Body & Cars (Graphic by cydophobia(m): 11:08pm On Aug 19, 2017
God of mercy..
Where are those Idiotas that always shout Ikorodu again?
PoliticsRe: UK Police Grant Nigerians Permit To Protest Overnight In Front Of Abuja House by cydophobia(m): 6:35pm On Aug 18, 2017
Jirate:
I am willing to join them since the Chief Zombie is inside that house, just that I am far away from London, i am right now in a Zoological Garden called Nigeria, Cage Benin City, Too Bad. grin
You go tay for that zoo. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UEFA Super Cup: Real Madrid Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 8th August 2017 by cydophobia(m): 8:17pm On Aug 08, 2017
Some premiership fans will come and tell us how premiership is the best and most difficult league in the world.But these big laliga teams always beat them blue back when they meet.
CultureRe: Sikiru Adetona, Awujale Of Ijebu Is Dead by cydophobia(m): 9:28pm On Jul 31, 2017
agrovick:
Yes, are you from there as well?
Yes bro.Eweso Omo alare
CultureRe: Sikiru Adetona, Awujale Of Ijebu Is Dead by cydophobia(m): 9:19pm On Jul 31, 2017
agrovick:
Hmmmm,

Maybe, just maybe we can now have our long awaited Orimolusi. It's been a long time coming
Are you from Ijebu Igbo?
SportsRe: Manchester United Signs Nemanja Matic From Chelsea by cydophobia(m): 8:15pm On Jul 31, 2017
All these Man Utd fans self.So you want to win EPL with Matic?.You guys should better wake up from slumber.
ComputersRe: Bad_pool_header Error by cydophobia(m):
[quote author=Zhirinovsky post=58959541]How will I know a good one? Around how much will it

The problem will be solved.

Thank you
WebmastersRe: Reliable Site Builder Needed Asap by cydophobia(op): 5:08am On Jul 24, 2017
bigtt76:
How far? Looking for me? I'm your best choice here wink
Any help as regards to the matter?

Thanks.
CelebritiesRe: #BBNaija’s Debie Rise Releases New Photos Ahead Of Nationwide Tour by cydophobia(m):
Bisjosh:
Unable to reply u. Its failing
OK thanks
CelebritiesRe: #BBNaija’s Debie Rise Releases New Photos Ahead Of Nationwide Tour by cydophobia(m): 8:16am On Jul 23, 2017
Bisjosh:
Yes and u?

Though dont know u smiley
Am fine. You got a mail check your inbox.

Thanks
CelebritiesRe: #BBNaija’s Debie Rise Releases New Photos Ahead Of Nationwide Tour by cydophobia(m): 7:42am On Jul 23, 2017
Bisjosh:
Fine gal like me grin

Haters will say otherwise angry
How are you.

It been a while. Hope you are doing great?
WebmastersRe: Reliable Site Builder Needed Asap by cydophobia(op): 5:39pm On Jul 15, 2017
Julius2214:
Have you tried wix or weebly...
or better still get someone to build you something professional
Thanks which of the two site builders have you used before.?
WebmastersRe: Reliable Site Builder Needed Asap by cydophobia(op): 5:30pm On Jul 15, 2017
taiwofawole:
YOU CAN MAIL ME AT Cybertee9@gmail.com
Check your mail boss.
WebmastersReliable Site Builder Needed Asap by cydophobia(op): 3:40pm On Jul 15, 2017
Hi Guys.

Please i urgently need a reliable site builder for a school website.

I will prefer a foreign site builders that requires little or no skills as a webmaster

Note:Please do not recommend Whogohost and the likes because they are nothing but craps.

Thank you
PoliticsRe: Abacha Injected Shehu Musa Yar’adua With Virus That Killed Him — Obasanjo by cydophobia(m): 9:26am On Jul 09, 2017
Yeligray:
In Nigeria, to be a president you must first go to prison but i no wan go kirikiri
And you want to become President?
ComputersRe: Do You Have Computer Component For Sale, We Buy Them by cydophobia(m):
I have 500gb and 700gb laptop hard disk for sale
CrimeRe: Police Declare 20 Badoo Suspects Wanted, Arrest 87 Others In Ikorodu (Photos) by cydophobia(m): 6:43pm On Jul 07, 2017
And some idiots will come here to tell us they are killing innocent souls.Yeyenatu
CrimeRe: 3 Badoo Members Caught In The Early Hours Of Today In Ikorodu Burnt To Death by cydophobia(m): 9:36am On Jul 02, 2017
Na wa for some people o..When badoo cultist group were killing innocent people in Ikorodu,they are the first to come to this platform to tell us they can't live in Ikorodu.

Now Ikorodu people have summoned courage to stop badoo cultist group,still they are saying the suspects are innocent souls.

Do you think the security guys are fools that they don't know badoo guys?....There are enough evidences that they are badoo guys before giving them Jungle justice.
InvestmentRe: I Must Share This Please by cydophobia(m): 7:06am On Jun 28, 2017
abassido4u@yahoo.com
RomanceRe: My Wife Is Always Scared Of My Dick To Have Sex by cydophobia(m): 11:40am On Jun 25, 2017
This one week(not weak) me..
Looking for where to faint.
CrimeRe: Couple Killed By Badoo In Ikorodu, Lagos (Graphic Photo) by cydophobia(m): 8:44am On Jun 25, 2017
hunniebun:
I hate that ikorodu,hardly would you hear goodnews. no good news ever comes out of there!
its a bad place to be in..because it is a cheap place to live in people are now moving there anyhow, why risk your life for a dangerous place?

most of them are usually razz
Oga keep shut if you don't have something meaningful to say.Who cares if you hate Ikorodu.Tell us where that boy's quarter you call house is located.
PhonesRe: How I Was Defrauded At Ikeja Computer Village. by cydophobia(m): 9:26am On Jun 24, 2017
OP sorry for your loss,but you are the one to blame for this.
How on earth will someone will be looking for a high end android phones with 20k?.

Always make a research on whatever gadget you are buying before going to computer village. Those guys ain't smiling at all.
PhonesRe: 5 Reasons Why You Should Try Out Unpopular Phone Brands by cydophobia(m): 8:15am On Jun 19, 2017
Not like Injoo.Their phones are crap.
PoliticsRe: I Want To Be The Next President Of Nigeria - Fayose by cydophobia(m): 2:11pm On Jun 17, 2017
There will be too many Ponmo in circulation if Fayose become Nigerian President.
CrimeRe: Cocaine : Lagos Socialite, Arike, Remanded In Prison Custody by cydophobia(m): 9:46pm On Jun 15, 2017
What a shame!

Say no to drug trafficking.
PhonesRe: Clean Infinix Hot 4 Phone For Sale (3 Months Old) by cydophobia(op): 4:48pm On Jun 10, 2017
francisbarrack:
Price
Call/WhatsApp for the price.

Thanks

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