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WebmastersRe: All these Nigerian Online E-Commerce Shops by cystein(m): 5:50pm On Jul 18, 2010
The problem is that Nigeria features in the EFT ban list and not even processing firms accept Nigerian customers. In my country you get it in 10 minutes like i do. I also accept credit cards and debits from visa including naija cards. However be careful on ones seeking pins.
WebmastersRe: My Web Host Is Holding My Domain Name Hostage by cystein(m): 5:42pm On Jul 18, 2010
Well,

Very sorry guy. Next time learn to host with those who own servers not re-sellers
WebmastersRe: I Need Cheap Domain Name Registration In Nigeria by cystein(m): 5:35pm On Jul 18, 2010
Hi,

Maybe we can get to talk. Though talk about your budget I hope we aint talking about domains but hosting too! cyrill@ke.jokafrica.net
WebmastersRe: I Need A Free Domain Name And Web Host by cystein(m): 5:32pm On Jul 18, 2010
Come on guys. I believe this guy is new on the web. Maybe i can help him out though not for free. email me on cyrill@ke.jokafrica.net and lets talk about your budget!
Tech JobsRe: I Need A Website Developer Urgently! by cystein(m): 5:24pm On Jul 18, 2010
Hi,

Maybe we can support your needs. We are a capacity building firm providing access to net solutions in Africa. Lets get talking so that I may surprise you

cyrill@ke.jokafrica.net
Tech JobsRe: I Need Church Management Software by cystein(m): 5:22pm On Jul 18, 2010
Hi,

I can provide one as a hosted solution currently running in 25 churches in Africa. Email me cyrill@ke.jokafrica.net
BusinessRe: Air Nigeria Unveils First Re-branded Aircraft by cystein(m): 4:54pm On Jul 18, 2010
Someone must be getting this all wrong. Airlines are not to invest in a country but simply pay tax and make the govt richer. Now tell me what that old Airbus 300 will offer when they first went into debt to stay above water. It means you have to pay high while Arik will charge less. This is why Kenya Airways works fine as it is in partnership with KLM and BA on shares and technical advisory basis. Trust me, the current political and business breeds we got in africa speak one language!"FILL MY TUMMY AND F**** the poor!
BusinessRe: Passenger Transportation Business ? by cystein(m): 7:46pm On Jul 17, 2010
I think once the vehicles are well serviced and the driver is not just driving without paying attention to the ride and its state, there is not need for one bus following the other.
However, there is a need to make sure that at least chilling while some are working for back ups.

Looks like you know much about driving to a point you forget about reality. Its wise to note;

1. A Car can halt should the firing order reverse wherebby occurence is 34%
2. Breaks can prevent transit as buses require checks and adjustments every 1000kms, 45% possibility
3. Clutch and hydraulics can fail 100%
4. Accidents occur even without a driver causing them.

Ask yourself. Ever seen a bus company survive 8yrs with 2 or five buses? Prove me wrong!
BusinessRe: Passenger Transportation Business ? by cystein(m): 6:36pm On Jul 16, 2010
Interstate requires adequate fleet to back up any breakdown in less than two hours meaning each station must have a bus on standby or others following closely.
BusinessRe: What Kind Of Business Can My Internet Connection Fetch Me? by cystein(m): 8:19pm On Jul 15, 2010
Lets get talking cyrill@ke.jokafrica.net
BusinessRe: Passenger Transportation Business ? by cystein(m): 8:13pm On Jul 15, 2010
Hi,

I am in the business in 5 African Countries. To be safe start with a fleet of 10 where 4 will maintain the six. Otherwise dont waste your resources.
PoliticsRe: Christian Youths Attack Muslims In Taraba, Demolish Mosque! by cystein(m): 7:16pm On Jul 15, 2010
Well, I see a bunch of fools playing kill me if you can! Why on earth would i fight for religion that doesnt even concern my daily bread? The bible and Koranare truly misrepresented in such actions. May all those invoking violence, Christian or Muslims burn in hell for however much the kill and pray Jesus or mohammed is nowhere near them because the handed them over to lucifer.
PoliticsRe: Christian Youths Attack Muslims In Taraba, Demolish Mosque! by cystein(m): 6:23pm On Jul 15, 2010
Well, I see a bunch of fools playing kill me if you can! Why on earth would i fight for religion that doesnt even concern my daily bread? The bible and Koranare truly misrepresented in such actions. May all those invoking violence, Christian or Muslims burn in hell for however much the kill and pray Jesus or mohammed is nowhere near them because the handed them over to lucifer.
TV/MoviesRe: Is It Possible To Watch Nigerian Tv Online? by cystein(m): 6:16pm On Jul 15, 2010
Hi guys,

I will be launching TV for PC users via a parallel Lan and Wifi over Wimax in Nigeria once Abuja grants me a Work permit. Its happening in Kenya now streaming live to you away from the internet at 10MBPS and no halts and scratches in between.
WebmastersAfrica's Cheapest Web Application & Solutions by cystein(op): 6:05pm On Jul 15, 2010
You can now have your Site developed for $. 150.00 with the option of having an online Point of sale or billing system, Event ticketing, Pushmail, Air ticketing, Personal portal and E-library allowing your clients to login and view their balances. This includes CMS and dynamic sites

This Offer is available until Aug 30th 2010.

For inquiries please Email sales@ke.jokafrica.net
CrimeRe: Man Caught With Over 70 Dead Babies In Nigeria by cystein(m): 9:15pm On Jul 13, 2010
Hahahaha Abuchi is selling children oh! De go eatam! Hehe butcher man na tekam easy!hehehe
PhonesRe: "Bharti Airtel Nigeria" - Zain Gets Yet Another Name! by cystein(m): 9:02pm On Jul 13, 2010
well, comes with cheaper services. In kenya, broadband data is already at 1500Naira for 1GB and 4900Naira unlimited internet. The same is to spread all over africa
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Obafemi Martins Leaves Wolfsburg For Russian Champions by cystein(m): 8:57pm On Jul 13, 2010
Russian soccer too has money. Got a player am managing there and makes almost $.80,000 a month equivalent to barcelona players! Before you talk, find out, african players are gold there
PoliticsRe: New Attacks On Christians In Kaduna State by cystein(m): 8:52pm On Jul 13, 2010
The govt should do it the Iran way. Kill christians the government will torture and maim muslims to tell who was involved and they be eliminated with family and friends. The same applies when a muslim is killed. That will stabelize the uncouth behaviour.
PoliticsRe: Newsbreak: Sani Lulu's Mother Kidnapped by cystein(m): 8:48pm On Jul 13, 2010
Many of you seem not to know that kidnappings are used to collect money and win simpathy! Its an old trade in west africa now.

LOL
FamilyRe: Who Should You Put First, Family Or Work by cystein(m): 8:45pm On Jul 13, 2010
Well, I must tell you the truth, what many men handle is alot. I had the same issues with my wife at first. I was always home tired and always leaving early, she found out she could talk via email and summarize late in the night when in bed. You cant blame your husband because you do not what he is shouldering. however, it is wise to note that a successful man needs a patient and strong hearted wife. This is why I tell her today, no one should be jealous of her because as i was working and spending less time with her many urged her to leave but she declined. Those who spent more time with wives today envy the times we spend together.

A Woman is the pillar of a family while a man is a driver leading them to a destination.

Take it easy.
ProgrammingRe: I Want To Start A Software Development Company While In School by cystein(m): 9:38pm On Jul 05, 2010
Well, I started my firm when in the military because I had the skill. Are you an application developer or you want to scavange on already built solutions?

Talk to me. cyrill@ke.jokafrica.net
WebmastersRe: Nigeria Not Listed On Paypals by cystein(m): 9:33pm On Jul 05, 2010
Certainly Nigeria is not listed among the countries on Paypal website. You can use any other country but it will surely have effect on you. Your check will be sent to whatever address you put in any country you choose except you have a friend in that country that can clain your cheque for you. There is a way we do it if we want to open paypal and you need to learn it. Give me a call on 08033444441 requesting for a copy of the ebook on it.



My advise to you, Get an accredited payment gateway that allows you to have a credit card to draw money from an ATM. Otherwise all the suggestions above will either lead to you loosing your cash to impersonators or paypal holding pay due to IP mismatch breach. You cant be too smart to canvas your location under 128 Bit encryption.
Science/TechnologyRe: 42-year Old Panel Beater Redesigns Vw Beetle by cystein(m): 9:17pm On Jul 05, 2010
Thats a good try in Naija but in Kenya we even turn toyota starlet to limo's. The guys finishing and work is perfect for a grounded junkie!
PoliticsRe: Bayelsa Deputy Governor Ebebi Impeached by cystein(m): 9:47pm On Jun 27, 2010
Dot throw stones at others when you live in a glass house!
SportsRe: Juju: Why Can't We Use It To Progress/win In The World Cup? by cystein(m): 10:52pm On Jun 23, 2010
Well, better be a policewoman than love peddler.  But I still wonder if the owners of the oracle serving ogugu, ovgoko and amadiora will ever stop deceiving people.
PoliticsRe: House of Reps Show of Shame: Watch the Video! by cystein(m): 10:48pm On Jun 23, 2010
Hahaha,

Where did the MP get teargas from? I think some must have been bush babies who saw the city as just another forest full of birds to slunder and roast. Shame on them. I hope you fill in your score cards in the run up to the elections
SportsRe: Sacking Amodu Was A Mistake - Odemwingie by cystein(m): 10:36pm On Jun 23, 2010
What Africans need to learn is simple, "GO HOME EARLY IN TIME FOR PRACTICE AND GET EACH ONES FOOTING PATTERN" Brazil was in Africa traveling from Algeria to Kenya, Tanzania and south africa for two months. While our non learned idiots want to come in less than a month, show off all they have and pretend to concetrate on training? It will never work. Go back to the history of the super eagles 3month training in the olympics back in the 90's. They can beat brazil again if they could follow suit.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Says "Take It" And People Fall. Do You Believe It? by cystein(m): 10:29pm On Jun 23, 2010
I once had an encounter in that church when visiting Nigeria, and they started praying next to me telling me My second wife planned to kill me when i did not even have the first. A man shouted, Pastor we have a revillation. i was asked to support the ministry with $2,000 as a 10% tithe. It appears to me that many there are under psychological influence or actors as in the case of our very own miracle baby manufacturer Pastor deya. The gospel of prosperity is no more brothers. God never asks for pay and he is the reason behind my success.

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