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ProgrammingRe: A Way Forward For The Field Of Computer Science In Nigeria by cystein(m): 7:39pm On Mar 26, 2012
A 60 yr old lecturer knows nothing more than basic, This is the begining of death.
Web MarketAfrica's Most Affrdable Web Hosting Service For Staters by cystein(op): 7:37pm On Mar 26, 2012
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ComputersRe: Starcomms Izap - Is It Really Fast As Starcomms Claim? by cystein(m): 3:30pm On Jan 14, 2012
The truth is,

Only your settings determine the maximum throughput you get form your service provider. Follow me on twitter @cyrillsteinar for free advice. Lets enjoy connectivity
WebmastersFree Technical Support by cystein(op): 1:50pm On Oct 23, 2011
You can now get free technical support online via tweeter and mail:

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Technology MarketJok Africa Becomes First Firm To Roll Out Iptv In Africa by cystein(op): 12:56pm On Aug 27, 2011
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Science/TechnologyWhere You Can Chat Free Together With All by cystein(op): 12:21pm On Jan 03, 2011
Hi All,

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Please feel free to request chat room setups
BusinessRe: Former MD Of Oceanic Bank, Cecilia Ibru, Convicted Of Bank Fraud by cystein(m): 8:36am On Oct 10, 2010
This is not so much as a matter of corrupt persons. You will realize that governors make thrice this amount in a week through kickbacks on contracts and tenders.
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Unlock Your Usb Modem For Free :just To Help Nigerians by cystein(m): 8:34am On Oct 03, 2010
Greetings to all. You can now chat free on technology issues at http://66.40.52.121

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ComputersAfrican Express Chat by cystein(op): 8:09am On Oct 03, 2010
Greetings to all. You can now chat free on http://66.40.52.121

Requirements;

- Apple Quicktime (http://appldnld.apple.com/QuickTime/061-8938.20100915.Qts3T/QuickTimeInstaller.exe)
- Flash Player

Welcome to JOK Africa Systems

www.jokafrica.net
PoliticsRe: Mend Strikes As Threatened, 7 Confirmed Dead by cystein(m): 7:58pm On Oct 02, 2010
Its just the games politicians play! Its just the perfect excuse to overspend on security as it goes into their pockets. It takes just a 15man battalion and two armed jets like we did it in kenya! What is goodluck waiting for?
TravelRe: Nigerian Embassy In Italy Is A Shame. by cystein(m): 9:36pm On Aug 06, 2010
When dealing with an African government, Save all the beer you drink upon traveling outside and simply get a 10year passport validity. You are now at their mercy in the name of a one year passport
RomanceRe: Can You Marry A female Soldier? by cystein(m): 9:33pm On Aug 06, 2010
I have! Whats funny about it?
PoliticsRe: Dora Akunyili's Nephew Writes by cystein(m): 8:43pm On Aug 06, 2010
If this was in a news paper and it really happened, then this woman is done for. However are this two guys that thick? Akunyili uses the media and the other boy has done the same!
PoliticsRe: Sudan Deports 400 Nigerians by cystein(m): 1:05am On Aug 05, 2010
Generally nothing is wrong with Nigerians or being Nigerian. the only problem with most who travel to other countries end up making fake money, Selling dope and running con and fraud rackets. I personally fired two for impersonating me to extort money from an MP and were later found with fake copies of my checkbooks. Why the hurry to make money by brothers? The few really destroy the name of a beautiful country where i enjoy hospitality like nowhere in the world whenever i visit! If i were to tap a honest skill from the very talented youth i believe i would deliver the next youngest millionaire in Naija! But the problem is they get a $10,000 bonus today tomorrow they want to outsmart you in your business to make $100,000 in a day. Go slow people.
Science/TechnologyRe: The Great Tech Debate: Why Hi-tech Is Way Behind In Nigeria by cystein(m): 12:54am On Aug 05, 2010
Technophobia is everywhere even in the US. It will take time to fully be embraced. However, for government issues, the bulk goes to kickback costs hence the shady job. Take it easy because we never use our vote wisely. Its africa you know
PoliticsRe: General Kills Kidnapper by cystein(m): 4:17pm On Aug 04, 2010
Posted by Robin Hood on Aug 03 2010

Nice one General but I think 6 bullets on 1 man was overkill and not smart in the light of circumstances. You could have slugged him with 2 and 1 foreach of his other colleagues who would not be execting it. That is why you and your orderly were shot at. Anyways big Ups.  


One thing you guys mus understand. That is a "General"  Most of these guys don't train on what we term as combat. He used his chances but the calculation options were poor based on reflex.  In such conditions, one is advised to make each bullet count. Strike one, and take cover. Fire two at random to cause confusion while seeking another target called the Clock rotor, Meaning one that would cause a retreat.

I am sure many of you would panic to even draw a gun under such because they have the willpower to spray at will.

Lets applaud the old man though for a good job well done as while i was at bootcamp, none of my seniors ever fired a gun on a serious occasion.

Big up Oga!
Technology MarketRe: Make 10$ Free And 100$ In A Space Of I Month by cystein(m): 3:51pm On Aug 04, 2010
Hahahaha! let me wait and see how many make the first 150USD in a row
Technology MarketRe: Make 10$ Free And 100$ In A Space Of I Month by cystein(m): 6:15pm On Aug 03, 2010
I now see its reached naija too! Online money scam! Everyone make sure u pay nothing to get the money!
Science/TechnologySms Privacy Gateway Now Available by cystein(op): 5:22pm On Aug 02, 2010
You can now enjoy Polling, Voting and SMS to Email Transfer by simply having a Key word. To send an Email to someone using an ordinary Handset simply write the address and then the message and send to +2347084688999. SMS rate is local. You can also use a keyword to have your sms relayed to your email. EG; You may have businesses in different countries but dont want to get bothered with SMS's. Simply pick a key word say BUSINESS as the name of the company. Once registered, all sms's sent to you will be forwarded to your email.
CareerRe: Top 10 Well Paid Occupation In Nigeria by cystein(m): 10:09am On Jul 29, 2010
Hahahahaha! Well you brethren from Africa are funny! I think I got nothing to say. U just made my day! LOL
Christianity EtcRe: Another One: Redeemed Pastor Arrested Over N8m Fraud by cystein(m): 10:08am On Jul 29, 2010
PRAISE THE ROGUES BRETHREN. Hahahaha!
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Stranded In Uganda by cystein(m): 9:50am On Jul 29, 2010
I wonder why the president cant get a simple CRJ 200ER! Thats more economical than that Air Okada he is riding on there! Interestingly, the Airforce aint commercial thus i find it a big joke for them to have such.
WebmastersPartners Wanted | No Payment by cystein(op): 9:06am On Jul 29, 2010
We Are seeking partners to market and implement our solutions on client sites all over Africa. If interested please send a brief company profile to cyrill@ke.jokafrica.net

TERMS:

-NO PAYMENT IS REQUIRED
-YOU MUST HAVE ACCESS TO THE INTERNET FOR DEMO PURPOSES
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BusinessRe: Passenger Transportation Business ? by cystein(m): 6:32am On Jul 19, 2010
Transport business is one of most lucrative businesses in Nigeria. In this business, you have to buy a bus, register it in any of these transport companies and negotiate with them on how much they will be paying you a month while they do run the vehicles and do the maintainance for you. In this, business, with the exception of the damage of the vehicle beyond repairs, you can recover your investment within 6 months. So, my advice for anyone venturing in this biz is to make sure that he gets a good driver with many years of driving experience, and also keep a close monitoring on him. Also, one has to make sure that the buses are well maintained and always on the road 24/7.


A point to note here! Franchise is a lucrative business but remember the chances of getting your bus back in one piece or buying another is atleast a 20% bet. Its better to manage your own bus by simply starting up your new office but ensure you claim no profits until you buy a third bus.
ComputersRe: Computer Restarts While Booting Up Reaching The Windows Xp Logo Stage Only by cystein(m): 8:02pm On Jul 18, 2010
I want to believe the machine in question is a clone. if yes buy branded pc to avoid hardware conflict
ComputersRe: How I Watch Free Dstv Without Any Sub by cystein(m): 7:14pm On Jul 18, 2010
Hahahaha! Well.

Man you are a holder of PHD in telling lies. What university do you go to? Odeku state?LOL
ComputersRe: I Need Serious Help! by cystein(m): 7:12pm On Jul 18, 2010
First of all what do you mean by freedom?
ComputersRe: What Can I Do? by cystein(m): 7:12pm On Jul 18, 2010
Hi,

Just select options on the screen menu when the CPU is on and select video source. Most dell TFT's ar multiple source capable.

Regards

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