₦airaland Forum

ayokellany:
Do you give your bf money to buy you expensive gift ?

....no mind dem, I no know how some babes dey reason sef,na wet socks full their head.

God help us all.....our leaders have failed us,giants of Africa na for population only.

cute story,...Port Harcourt babe with fit call u,spit for ur face....if e no touch you eh,she go spit for ha hand rub am for ur face,if u de far she go use pipe,project am for ur face,....any which way saliva must join ur face....u can avoid all these by #gettingrich and staying that way





czarr

lifestyle1:
If you send this to your ex and she replied with...

" k"


What will you do ?

na to find am kill am na,....DAT "k" fit make man hang himself o

its iyanya!....I don't fancy that Cynthia Morgan chick,Mr incredible I see you!,who is sheyi shay?

Headlamp1:
Its seems you have taken my advice and started dressing decently these days. Its been long you posted a pix last revealing half of your boobs and belly.

Kudos.

explains y she thinks Cynthia Morgan is dope.....

e b like say e rain errywhere....even Enugu too,come see flood......... well at least e beta pass earthquake

nostalgic already....

Adenirandorothy:
Joblessness!

hope Dorothy isn't your actual name...what did you do to ur parents?.... pls roll ur opinion into two halves,dip it in lubricant,lie sideways and with ur right leg up...stick it in ur as$.



czarr

taking laws into our hands.....how much different are we from the terrorist Islamic sect?....jungle justice is not justice,we are not in the jungle biko...pple should just stop this already...

......any publicity is good publicity.

he's begging and he's not begging..... bros shoose one.

izuch:
I dailed the number and a husky male voice answered on the other side, so its a matured man that wrote this rubbish huh?

curiosity...

cut the guy some slack.....women and deception,, eve you done see wetin u start?

ajalaolanr:
Tell the biatch to Ferk off, why would she deceive such a holy , wise owl like you! That's what you wanna hear right!

I think she should be the one to let you go for being gullible and foolish, all pun intended!!

The fact that you did not notice her pads "front and back" during those moments of hugs, kisses etc makes you very unwise, immature (from your comments) and unready for marriage.

Also, your being "pressured" to marry is a fine recipe for disaster after you get married. It's a divorce in the making.

I wonder why and how nairaland allow these mundane topics and issues make front page!

.....he agreed to a no sex relationship,and you expect am make im come de do science of deduction for ha front and back,na Sherlock Holmes?... shoro niyen?

Evathyst:
Come! How much trouble you wan buy? #500 own no belle full ds night shey?


If I dash you e-slap ehn, ur destiny go reset. My candidate don lose Miss Nairaland o, na para mode I dey. No near me o, I get hot-temper.

no Mata how the temper hot reash,e no fit boil yam....-- sanusi et al

agarawu23:


you are a big fool for signing "no sex " agreement when she is not a Virgin

your are big fool for complaining she is using butt pad and bra.

bro....take am easy na.....lol no de take am personal na....you didn't even say anything concrete... truth is he's nice and the girl is a deceptive hoe with low self esteem

that's why I rarely get mad at girls,not that they are not annoying, no,they can make u want to pluck your eyes out....but they've just got a lot of baggage,menstruating,cramps...childbirth,seen as the lesser humans,the weaker ones,vulnerable, fragile,emotionaly controlled, confused,raped often,as$ lickers to rich aristos,I could go on....but nuff said......I sympathize with the women folks.....I love them tho#funny creatures



czarr

cococandy:
How easy is it to find no strings attached sex?
If she finds some guy elsewhere maybe that one will start catching feelings someday and try to ruin her marriage for her.

But do what you must. And most importantly, try not hurt your husband with your actions.

hadly would a guy catch feelings because of sex...unless she be IndecentStar,she's probably lacking in experience.

......girls..girls..girls,well I have chosen to only associate with rich girls...more fun and less demanding/no demanding...they even help u awt financially even.
I'm too proud to hang with hungry girls.

no be too much talk o.....if I call u small and u no de forthcoming,.... na to delete ur number change lane na.,.no time jare....I no fit die ontop ur matter o#somanyfishes #toomanyseas

its really nothing personal,not all of us can stand d sight of blood...or the thought of someone bleeding,....girls don't even like it how do you expect guys to be comfortable.... injustice ni?.....jungle justice kor.....truth be told...its just plain gross.#butlovecoversall

time will tell.....wish them the best tho twill be a beautiful story if it work out, to each his own!

make Im go base for north.....borno preferably. thank me later.

I play this game...like say na work,.....#funtimes

its weird when guys do it....#smh

that's y we would never be taken seriously..... America is far far away wetin consign us with wetin dem celebrate..... and these people sabi deceive demselves eh.......so dem 1 tell me say if more pple wear red nose poverty go reduce..smh.......d rich are just having fun.....the poor remain poor.




czar

Lagusta:
The first five richest nigerians are not igbo

I don't think you get it.....its not about the few...its about the majority.....majority if igbos are business minded and succeed....this is a fakt!......other tribes may have what they are good at.....but u can't take their business prowess.....again fakt!

wish them well.......