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oh i see. . . my bad _{what a horrible sight}

sylve11:
u shall get jailed dis month

Why u dey try dodge ur wish? _{Armed robber glasses}

clemcykul:
and also raped

lol if by u. . . no biggie

Ben20001:
must you expose yaself

Yes I must

Ben20001:
so as dickele dey form reach, na visafone the boi dey use

romade:
no mind kerewa na old style to get my number he wan use

what's all this rubbish?

blissieng:
u know what they say abt wishes,

What?. . . Studio would ride a horse? Amen!

sylve11:
no break person spinal cord o, with dat ur strong palms

Why u dey talk like this na? Romade na iron-bender for my construction site. . . the back be like reinforced concrete wall

After being with her all evening, Dani couldn't take another minute with his blind date, Clem. Earlier, Dani had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.

When Dani returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."

"Thank heavens," Clem replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"

2 or 1? Na JAMB question be this?

shake

lol nice joke

nuffink!

lol yea now that's funny

lol funny jokes tyty

f!nckin thread

ol don't mind the guy! i don dey jump for here. . . dey throwey back-flips anyhow sha. . . i go wait

ok

teissys:
I dunno; but sounds he-ish to me

@ Post
He's a rat, he loves entering holes

Yea. A very specific type of 'hole'

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fat vulture

sylve11:
sweet life

It's not that hard to understand Sylvester. I did not encode the statement in any form

:p

okada rider

'SwitD a he or she? i'm confused

maggot _{wallows in dirt}

aiya! same here anyhow the sweet life continues

So u love that sweet taste of me sooo much, yea?

I no dey fear darkness ooo! I no just like to dey sleep beside u for dark.

mosquito enter ya mouf?

w'sup! w'sup! how was ur night?

@Oyinda
chai! me ass?

@Topic
gander

blindness. . . first thing in the morning

awww! thnx! n i thot u were angry with me.

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a definite yaa!

@SwitD
i no vex for anybody oooo!

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hairless baboon

gorilla

LOL

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O.B.A.S.A.N.J.O!!! _{i'm out}