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Jokes Etc › Re: Pix Talk by D1KeleVra(m): 5:21pm On Jul 07, 2010

Abi whiterose. . . na u be this grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by D1KeleVra(m): 5:12pm On Jul 07, 2010

An Englishman, Irishman, Welshman, Scotsman were captured while fighting in a far-off foreign land, and the leader of the captors said, 'We're going to line you up in front of a firing squad and shoot you all in turn. But first, you each can make a final wish.'

The Englishman responds, 'I'd like to hear "God Save The Queen" just one more time to remind me of the auld country, played by the London All Boys Choir. With Morris Dancers Dancing to the tune.'

The Irishman replies, 'I'd like to hear "Danny Boy" just one more time to remind me of the auld country, sung in the style of Daniel O'Donnell, with Riverdance dancers skipping gaily to the tune.'

The Welshman answers, 'I'd like to hear "Men Of Harlech" just one more time to remind me of the country, sung as if by the Treorchy Male Voice Choir.'

The Scotsman says quickly, 'I'd like to be shot first. . . I don't want to hear these crap.'

Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by D1KeleVra(m): 5:02pm On Jul 07, 2010

lllol

Nice joke

Jokes Etc › Re: Pix Talk by D1KeleVra(m): 5:02pm On Jul 07, 2010

Which one u be for there?

Jokes Etc › Re: Why I Love Nairaland by D1KeleVra(m): 12:31pm On Jul 07, 2010

lol

Jokes Etc › Re: Why I Love Nairaland by D1KeleVra(m): 12:18pm On Jul 07, 2010

Hi Daughter

Jokes Etc › Re: Why I Love Nairaland by D1KeleVra(m): 11:49am On Jul 07, 2010

nellaluv:

happy now

You wan make i bow ya k-legs shey?

Jokes Etc › Re: Why I Love Nairaland by D1KeleVra(m): 10:57am On Jul 07, 2010

Jokes Etc › Re: Why I Love Nairaland by D1KeleVra(m): 10:52am On Jul 07, 2010

retract that statement angry

Jokes Etc › Re: Why I Love Nairaland by D1KeleVra(m): 10:51am On Jul 07, 2010

Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by D1KeleVra(m): 10:50am On Jul 07, 2010

heh?

shey make i laugh? sad

Jokes Etc › Re: You Mess, Apple Fly Gate! by D1KeleVra(op): 10:46am On Jul 07, 2010

You mess them delay flights for Europe

Jokes Etc › Re: Why I Love Nairaland by D1KeleVra(m): 10:44am On Jul 07, 2010

Jokes Etc › Re: Pix Talk by D1KeleVra(m): 11:10pm On Jul 06, 2010

JESU! How many people is she? cheesy

Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here Part 2 by D1KeleVra(m): 11:01pm On Jul 06, 2010

chei! lol

Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here Part 2 by D1KeleVra(m): 10:33pm On Jul 06, 2010

But. BBut na him start am sad

Jokes Etc › Re: Pix Talk by D1KeleVra(m): 8:40pm On Jul 06, 2010

eehen!

Jokes Etc › Re: Pix Talk by D1KeleVra(m): 8:35pm On Jul 06, 2010

Why u dey always forget attach the pictures? huh

You be Studio?

Jokes Etc › Re: Pix Talk by D1KeleVra(m): 8:33pm On Jul 06, 2010

na only shayo Studio n Pharao sabi sad

Jokes Etc › Re: Why I Love Nairaland by D1KeleVra(m): 8:09pm On Jul 06, 2010

^^shut up

Jokes Etc › Re: You Mess, Apple Fly Gate! by D1KeleVra(op): 5:31pm On Jul 06, 2010

^^E mean say the pampers u dey wear don full grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Why I Love Nairaland by D1KeleVra(m): 5:18pm On Jul 06, 2010

xynerise:
unclothed make u bend down.
I dont know if urs is still there.

If na that one? e still dey

xynerise:
Thank God say na only dickless she dey yab

See ur throat like wire

skyndyp:
Guys keep fighting till i get back. D1 make sure u show him say u be ~~Oshodi goat~~ proper. I dey come now now

You sef why na me u come dey yab. . . i go call my boys o grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here Part 2 by D1KeleVra(m): 5:14pm On Jul 06, 2010

Ya wife get two manliness and one ball

Jokes Etc › Re: Why I Love Nairaland by D1KeleVra(m): 5:13pm On Jul 06, 2010

xynerise:
^^
no be person wey u sell your kpekus for?

You don come again. . . wetin be kpekus? cheesy

Jokes Etc › Re: Why I Love Nairaland by D1KeleVra(m): 5:09pm On Jul 06, 2010

Dress back jor. . . u be pick-pocket grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Why I Love Nairaland by D1KeleVra(m): 5:06pm On Jul 06, 2010

Dress back jo, u wan enter my shirt? grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here Part 2 by D1KeleVra(m): 5:05pm On Jul 06, 2010

lmao. . . your nose dey run kpotokpoto. . . your ynsh dey fart concrete

Jokes Etc › Re: Why I Love Nairaland by D1KeleVra(m): 5:02pm On Jul 06, 2010

Xynerice. . . take ya time

_{na my last warning be that. . . a word is enough for even a chimp}

Jokes Etc › Re: Why I Love Nairaland by D1KeleVra(m): 5:01pm On Jul 06, 2010

skyndyp:
Did you stop the fight Cow-boy? Pls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No i just backed out. . . i no wan collect black eye. . . i get presentation tomorrw

Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here Part 2 by D1KeleVra(m): 4:57pm On Jul 06, 2010

Thunder fire ya bare chest

Jokes Etc › Re: Why I Love Nairaland by D1KeleVra(m): 4:54pm On Jul 06, 2010

You well so? cheesy

Jokes Etc › Re: Why I Love Nairaland by D1KeleVra(m): 4:41pm On Jul 06, 2010

yashika:
@skyndyp
They are warning me because am expressing the lo, i have for u. Is it a crime to lo, ?
I will never give up.

You dey fia talk? cheesy

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